PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Damo Dustup (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Spartacus Halo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Damo Dustup is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Dustup
vs
Halo

225 cm
35
300 lbs
14 - 12 - 0

195 cm
24
240 lbs
7 - 1 - 1

Decent wrestler
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Spartan Nutrition
AnonymouS

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Damo Dustup!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Spartacus Halo!
The judges for this bout are Chris Dean, Skip Squint and Topper Green.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dustup misses with a series of wild punches.
Halo drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Dustup defends it well.
Dustup misses with a straight left.

Nice combo by Dustup! Oh, that's hurt him - Halo falls to the canvas and Dustup follows him into side control.

It looks like Spartacus Halo has been cut.
Dustup sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Halo is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Halo avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Dustup.
Halo manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Halo throwing shots but Dustup is blocking nicely.
Halo sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Dustup defending well though.
Dustup knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Halo on the ground.
Halo lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Halo trying to pass the guard but Dustup defending well.
Halo moves into full mount! Dustup won't be happy about that!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Halo thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.
Halo raining down shots from the mount!

It looks like Damo Dustup has been cut.
Halo looking to finish with strikes here!
Dustup is trying desperately to improve position.
Halo with shots to the head and body - Dustup looks very uncomfortable down there.

Damo Dustup's cut is getting worse.
Halo landing strikes from the mount and Dustup is in trouble!

Damo Dustup's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Damo Dustup's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Spartacus Halo!
Our winner, Spartacus Halo, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.