PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between King Cult (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ricky Icky (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cult comes to the cage accompanied by Magneto's Theme. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Cult
vs
Icky

188 cm
29
190 lbs
14 - 8 - 0

185 cm
24
192 lbs
7 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

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Conquer
V-Mask Clothing (10%)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, King Cult!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Ricky Icky!
The judges for this bout are Kenichi Hosakawa, Yasuomi Hirokawa and Ren Mimura.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A shot to the liver by Icky. Beautiful body shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Icky. Cult does a little dance to reset his feet.
Cult misses the jab.
Icky lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Icky motions for Cult to come forward. Icky throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Cult getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Cult dodges the punch combination from Icky.
Icky just misses with a punch to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Icky. Cult does a little dance to reset his feet.
Cult has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Books af Ra in the buildup to the fight.
A swing and a miss from Cult.
Icky misses with a wild body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Icky throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Cult was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Cult ducks under a wild hook from Icky.
Ricky Icky seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Icky misses with a two punch combination.
Icky staying out of range there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cult lands a jab to Icky's midsection.
Cult pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Icky flicks out a counter leg kick but Cult steps away.
A leg kick checked by Cult.
Icky lands the left hand.
Good standup being displayed there by Icky as he connects with a hook.

It looks like King Cult has been cut.
Nice jab there from Icky.
Cult moves away from the strike by Icky.
Cult throwing a counter right hand but Icky manages to avoid it.
Cult avoids the body shot from Icky.
Cult uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Icky.
Icky darts in and out, connecting with a jab.

Cult is rocked!
Cult looks to score with a jab to the body but Icky is just out of range.
Oh Cult is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Icky cracks Cult with a left hook right on the temple and Cult goes down! He's out! Referee! Stop the fight! Icky lands a few more punches before the dopey ref steps in - hopefully Cult is OK!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Ricky Icky!
Ricky Icky thanked the fans post fight for their support.