PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Douglas Quaid (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pops Cama (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Quaid comes to the cage accompanied by Total Recall. Cama has chosen Lollipop as his entrance music. Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!

Quaid
vs
Cama

186 cm
30
260 lbs
24 - 9 - 0

203 cm
30
250 lbs
23 - 12 - 1

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Spartan Nutrition
SP Ultimate Nutrition

Spartan Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Douglas Quaid!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 12 - 1, fighting out of New York, Pops Cama!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, Andrew Berry and James Atkins.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Quaid misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Cama.
Cama keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Quaid slips a straight right by Cama.
Quaid misses with a body shot.
A little jabbing left from Cama on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.

Quaid gets a clinch.
Cama trying to stall but Quaid improves his position.
Cama lands with a light punch inside.
Cama has a couple of punches blocked by Quaid.
A head punch on the inside from Cama fails to land.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Cama misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Cama has Quaid pressed against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A right hand to the body from Cama.
Cama misses with a hook to the ribs.
Cama lands a left hand.
Cama blocking some punches.
Quaid stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Quaid lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Quaid lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Cama lands a right hand.
Cama tries to throw a body punch but Quaid avoids it by throwing Cama back against the cage.
Cama misses with a body punch.
Quaid doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A left hand lands to the body for Cama.
Cama tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Cama is working Quaid over against the cage.
Quaid has a couple of punches blocked by Cama.
Cama throws a punch but it's blocked by Quaid.
Quaid misses with a hook to the ribs.
Cama pushes Quaid back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Quaid is breathing heavily.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Quaid lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Cama working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Quaid blocks a body shot from Cama.
Cama tries to throw a body punch but Quaid avoids it by throwing Cama back against the cage.
Quaid has Cama pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Cama manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Quaid prevents a body shot from Cama.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Cama.
A nice right hand lands inside from Cama.
A short left from Cama.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Quaid blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Quaid tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Quaid doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Quaid is pushing Cama up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
A body shot lands from Cama.
Cama struggles to land a body shot inside as Quaid controls his hands.
Cama gets through Quaid's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Quaid leaning against his opponent.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cama.
Quaid prevents a body shot from Cama.
Quaid misses with a short punch on the inside.
Quaid lands a right hand.
Cama makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Quaid is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Cama swings wildly with an uppercut but Quaid uses good head movement to avoid it.
Quaid lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Cama backwards.
Quaid misses with a punch on the inside.
Cama misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Cama makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Cama is trying to stall.
Quaid swings wildly with an uppercut but Cama uses good head movement to avoid it.
Cama takes a shot to the head.
Quaid blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Cama tries to stall but Quaid uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Quaid is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Cama is keeping busy.
Cama tries a body shot but Quaid blocks it.
Cama tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Quaid's elbow.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Quaid scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A right hook to the body lands for Quaid.
Cama gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Quaid.
Cama looking to slow down the pace here.
Cama looking to stall.
Cama is persisting with his attempts to control the action in the clinch, rather than do any real damage.
Cama lands with a short shot to the head.
Cama misses with a punch to the body.
Quaid lands a hook to the side of the head.
Cama lands a right hand that snaps the head of Quaid backwards.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cama tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Cama throws a head punch that misses.
Quaid leaning against his opponent.
Cama lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Cama lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Cama misses with a hook to the ribs.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pops Cama dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Cama misses with an attempted mid kick.
A slow jab from Quaid misses its intended target.
Quaid blocks a jab.
Quaid moves out of range of the body kick.
Cama feints and then cracks Quaid's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Quaid down.
Cama looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Quaid tries to counter with a takedown but Cama is quick to defend against it.
A clash of legs there as Quaid blocks the low kick.
Quaid tries to close the distance and clinch up but Cama swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Cama attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Quaid throws a good cross that connects.
Cama swings and misses with a hook to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cama lands a slapping body shot.
Cama uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Quaid.
Quaid looks to score with a jab to the body but Cama is just out of range.
Cama throws a hook but Quaid avoids it easily.
Cama connects with a body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cama lands a body shot.
Cama lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Quaid seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Quaid avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Cama slips a jab from Quaid.
Cama thumps Quaid with a low kick.
Cama tries to score with a low kick but Quaid moves his leg out of the way.
Cama lands an overhand right.
A looping hook to the body misses from Quaid. Cama does a little dance to reset his feet.
Nice uppercut lands for Cama. That snapped Quaid's head back.
Cama throws a leg kick but Quaid checks it.
Cama throws a front kick aimed at Quaid's knee but Quaid avoids it well.
Pops Cama seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Quaid throws a body punch but Cama moves out of range.
Quaid moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Cama clobbers Quaid with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A slapping leg kick lands for Cama.
Cama looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Pops Cama is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cama keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Cama throws a push kick but Quaid slaps the foot to one side.
Quaid jabs Cama right on the nose. Cama blinks but takes it well.
Cama connects with a jab.
Quaid throws a body shot but no joy.
Quaid throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Quaid throws a jab but it's blocked by Cama.
Quaid avoids the head kick by Cama.
Cama scores with a jab. Quaid acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Quaid tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Cama was well out of range. Poor timing from Quaid.
Cama has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Quaid takes one to the side of the head.
Cama tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Quaid takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Quaid on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
The crowd cheers as Cama lands an impressive looking overhand right. Quaid doesn't seem phased though.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Cama. Quaid shrugs it off though.
Quaid tries to bum rush Cama with a series of wild strikes but Cama uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Quaid misses with a left hand
and Quaid takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Cama is looking to land body kicks.
Cama attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Quaid throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Cama shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Cama keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Cama looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Quaid tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Cama throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Cama throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Quaid scores with a jab.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cama throws a quick inside leg kick.
Quaid misses the shot to the body.
Quaid fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Cama manages to avoid it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Quaid darts in looking for a takedown but Cama gets double underhooks and turns Quaid into the cage.
A leg kick checked by Quaid.
Cama takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Cama throws a chopping leg kick but Quaid manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Quaid takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Cama just misses with a punch to the body.
Quaid moves out of range of the leg kick from Cama.
A big right from Cama misses.
Pops Cama seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cama moves into range and connects with a jab.
Cama connects with a single shot there.
Cama's jab looks to have found its range, popping Quaid under the eye.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Nice body kick there by Cama.
Cama throws a good cross that connects.
Quaid ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Cama moves away.
Cama throws out a powerful jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pops Cama showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Cama tests Quaid's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Cama has tried to improve his agility in the runup to this fight.
Quaid has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.

Quaid is rocked!
Cama avoids the body shot from Quaid.
Quaid moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromCama.
Cama chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Cama scores with a leg kick.
Quaid looks to score with a jab to the body but Cama is just out of range.
Quaid stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Cama.
Cama thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Quaid if he has to take too many more of those.
Quaid staying out of range there.
Cama throws a jab when Quaid was well out of range.
Quaid attempts a counter takedown but Cama avoids it well and moves away.
Cama throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Quaid on the side of the head.
Cama is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Quaid.
Quaid feinted with a counter takedown.
Quaid takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Quaid blocks a head kick by Cama.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Quaid lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Cama slips under a jab from Quaid.
Cama avoids the body shot from Quaid.
Quaid checks a leg kick nicely.
Quaid attempts a counter takedown but Cama avoids it well and moves away.
Quaid is looking to wear down Cama with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Quaid looks to score with a jab to the body but Cama is just out of range.
Cama is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.

Quaid darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Quaid misses with a head shot. Cama uses the momentum to regain guard.
Quaid has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Cama wants to get back to his feet but Quaid is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Douglas Quaid has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cama avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Quaid throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Cama is looking to stand up but Quaid isn't so interested in that idea.
Quaid postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Quaid with a flurry of punches that miss.

The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Quaid tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Cama swivels and escapes.
Quaid misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Cama.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Quaid throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Quaid looks to throw the jab but Cama is out of range.
Good leg kick by Cama there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Quaid takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Quaid jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A little jabbing left from Cama on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Cama swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Quaid.
Quaid throws a body shot but no joy.
Quaid checks the leg kick.
Cama has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Quaid swings for the body but Cama moves out of range.
Cama slips a jab from Quaid.
Cama doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Quaid throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Cama attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
A looping hook to the body misses from Quaid. Cama does a little dance to reset his feet.
Cama unleashes a big counter combination but Quaid bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Cama pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Quaid throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Pops Cama is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Quaid closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Cama to the mat! Cama manages to get full guard.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Quaid prevents Cama from getting back to his feet.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Quaid trying to control the position from guard on top but Cama is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Cama wants to stand up but Quaid is controlling him.
Quaid looking to pass the guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Quaid in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Pops Cama.
I've got Cama winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge William Gold scores the fight 28:29
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 27:30
Judge James Atkins scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Pops Cama!
After the fight, Pops Cama was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.
Douglas Quaid was interviewed post fight and said 'That one was from Santa!'.