PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Alejandro Jodorowsky (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chopper Doom (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Jodorowsky
vs
Doom

181 cm
20
190 lbs
1 - 0 - 1

186 cm
20
191 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Determined

Spartan Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Alejandro Jodorowsky!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Chopper Doom!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, George Francis and Robert Twigg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Doom misses with a jab, cross combination.
Doom throws a sloppy head kick
and Jodorowsky makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Jodorowsky tries to clinch but Doom moves out of range.
Doom swats away the attempt to clinch by Jodorowsky.
Jodorowsky feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Dooms jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
A jab from Doom finds it's way through Jodorowsky's defenses.
Jodorowsky fails in his attempt to clinch.
Jodorowsky keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Doom pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Jodorowsky thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Doom if he has to take too many more of those.
A right-left combo lands from Doom.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Jodorowsky rushes Doom and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Jodorowsky lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Doom or not.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jodorowsky pushes Doom back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Doom wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Jodorowsky lands with a right to the head.
Jodorowsky prevents Doom from breaking the clinch.
Jodorowsky keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Doom's efforts to push away.
Jodorowsky lands a right hand that snaps the head of Doom backwards.

Doom pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Doom has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Jodorowsky tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Doom slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Doom scores to the head and body with a nice combination!

Jodorowsky instigates a clinch.
Jodorowsky keeps control of Doom as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Doom wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jodorowsky lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Jodorowsky stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Jodorowsky working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jodorowsky gets through Doom's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Jodorowsky misses with a punch on the inside.
Jodorowsky lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Doom is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Doom looking to stall.
A frustrated look appears on Doom's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Doom tries to break the clinch but Jodorowsky is controlling the position.
Doom wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Jodorowsky has him pressed against the cage.
Jodorowsky lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Jodorowsky looking to stall.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jodorowsky keeps control of Doom as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Doom misses with a knee strike.
Doom working hard to break the clinch.
Doom can't break the clinch.
Doom working hard to break the clinch.
Doom misses with a punch on the inside.
Doom is trying to force a seperation but Jodorowsky has the dominant position.
Doom wants to break free but Jodorowsky has control.
Doom has a couple of punches blocked by Jodorowsky.
Jodorowsky misses with some punches.
Jodorowsky keeps control of Doom as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Doom prevents a body shot from Jodorowsky.
Jodorowsky misses with a hook to the ribs.

Doom's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Doom tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Jodorowsky defends well and Doom ends up having to push Jodorowsky into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Doom misses with a left hand
and Doom takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

Jodorowsky closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Jodorowsky is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Jodorowsky presses Doom against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
A body shot lands from Jodorowsky.
Doom's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Doom has had enough of the clinch but Jodorowsky keeps him there for the moment.
Doom wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Jodorowsky has Doom pressed against the cage, preventing Doom from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Jodorowsky lands a left hand that snaps the head of Doom backwards.
Doom wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Jodorowsky has him pressed against the cage.
Jodorowsky prevents Doom from breaking the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Alejandro Jodorowsky dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Doom fails with a takedown attempt.
Chopper Doom seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Doom throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
The fight stays on the outside here - Jodorowsky looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

Doom rushes Jodorowsky and presses him up against the cage.
Jodorowsky is pushing Doom up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Jodorowsky makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Doom is trying to push Jodorowsky away but Jodorowsky has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Alejandro Jodorowsky has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Jodorowsky pushes Doom back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Doom blocks a body shot from Jodorowsky.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Doom's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Chopper Doom seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Doom scores with a punch to the head.

Jodorowsky moves into the clinch successfully.
Jodorowsky lands a hook that snaps the head of Doom backwards.
Doom has had enough of the clinch but Jodorowsky keeps him there for the moment.
Doom is trying to break the clinch but Jodorowsky has him pressed against the cage.

Doom breaks the clinch.
Doom avoids the clinch attempt nicely.

Jodorowsky moves into the clinch successfully.
Jodorowsky is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Doom can do to turn this around?
Doom working aggressively here.
Jodorowsky stalls.
Jodorowsky swings wildly with an uppercut but Doom uses good head movement to avoid it.
Doom wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jodorowsky scores with a nice hook to the head.
Jodorowsky wants to stall.
Doom wants to get back to striking at distance but Jodorowsky won't allow it.
Doom looking to slow down the pace here.
A right hook to the body lands for Jodorowsky.
Jodorowsky keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Doom's efforts to push away.
Doom is trying to force a seperation but Jodorowsky has the dominant position.
A nice left hand lands by Doom.
Doom has had enough of the clinch but Jodorowsky keeps him there for the moment.
Jodorowsky throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Dooms head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Doom tries to break the clinch but Jodorowsky is controlling the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A left hand lands to the body for Jodorowsky.
A frustrated look appears on Doom's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Jodorowsky lands with a left to the head.
Jodorowsky works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Doom wants to get back to striking at distance but Jodorowsky won't allow it.
A short body shot lands from Jodorowsky as the two fighters clinch.
Doom softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
A short body shot lands from Jodorowsky as the two fighters clinch.
A short right from Jodorowsky on the inside.
Jodorowsky prevents Doom from breaking the clinch.
Doom has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Doom wants to break free but Jodorowsky has control.
Jodorowsky lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Jodorowsky.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Doom tries a body shot but Jodorowsky blocks it.
Doom is trying to force a seperation but Jodorowsky has the dominant position.
Doom tries to circle away but Jodorowsky has him pinned against the cage.
Doom throws an elbow but it misses.
Jodorowsky looking to stall.
Doom missing with knees to the body.

Jodorowsky escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Jodorowsky wants to clinch up but Doom keeps it at a distance.
Jodorowsky wants to clinch.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Sloppy strikes from Doom. Those never looked like landing.
A big right from Doom misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Alejandro Jodorowsky dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Jodorowsky closes the distance and clinches.
Doom is looking to break free of the clinch but Jodorowsky has double underhooks.
A frustrated look appears on Doom's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Jodorowsky lands with a short shot to the head.
A body shot lands from Jodorowsky.
Jodorowsky lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Doom backwards.
Jodorowsky lands a hook that snaps the head of Doom backwards.
Doom wants to break the clinch but can't.
Jodorowsky lands with a short shot to the head.
Doom tries to break free but Jodorowsky pushes him back against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Doom swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Doom wants to break the clinch but can't.
Doom is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Doom blocks a body shot from Jodorowsky.
Doom is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Doom wants to get back to striking at distance but Jodorowsky won't allow it.
Jodorowsky has Doom pressed against the cage.
A frustrated look appears on Doom's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Doom tries to break free but Jodorowsky pushes him back against the cage.

Jodorowsky breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Jodorowsky uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Doom.
Doom thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Jodorowsky if he has to take too many more of those.
Doom swats away the attempt to clinch by Jodorowsky.

Jodorowsky instigates a clinch.
Doom looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Jodorowsky lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Doom backwards.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Doom is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Doom tries to break the clinch but Jodorowsky is controlling the position.
Jodorowsky looking to stall.
Doom is trying to push Jodorowsky away but Jodorowsky has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
A frustrated look appears on Doom's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Doom can't break the clinch.
Doom tries to break free but Jodorowsky pushes him back against the cage.
Jodorowsky lands with a right to the head.
Jodorowsky trying to stall but Doom improves his position.
Doom tries to circle away but Jodorowsky has him pinned against the cage.
Jodorowsky lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Doom is trying to break the clinch but Jodorowsky is controlling him.
Jodorowsky stalls.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jodorowsky misses with a body punch.
Jodorowsky leaning against his opponent.
Doom is trying to break the clinch but Jodorowsky is controlling him.
Doom has a couple of punches blocked by Jodorowsky.
Doom is trying to break the clinch but Jodorowsky is controlling him.
Doom is trying to push Jodorowsky away but Jodorowsky has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Jodorowsky misses with a punch to the body.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Chopper Doom has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Doom wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Doom working hard to break the clinch.
Jodorowsky tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Doom wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Jodorowsky scores with a nice hook to the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.

Jodorowsky breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

Jodorowsky moves into the clinch.
A short uppercut from Jodorowsky.
Jodorowsky doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Jodorowsky presses Doom against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Doom is trying to break the clinch but Jodorowsky is controlling him.

Doom escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Jodorowsky tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Jodorowsky tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Doom paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Jodorowsky stuffs the takedown attempt from Doom. Doom gets slowly back to his feet.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
The fight stays on the outside here - Doom looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
A little feinted left hand from Jodorowsky on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Doom misses with a shot to the body
and Jodorowsky counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.

And that's the end of the fight!
Alejandro Jodorowsky showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Jodorowsky, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 30:27
Judge George Francis scores the fight 30:27
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Alejandro Jodorowsky!