PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Da Skrumbo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pol Cuaresma Vi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Skrumbo might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to It's a fight!!. Cuaresma Vi has chosen Keys to the Kingdom as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Skrumbo
vs
Cuaresma Vi

180 cm
26
145 lbs
12 - 2 - 0

160 cm
21
140 lbs
11 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Brawler
Powerful

V-Mask Clothing (10%)
GREEN!160

Spartan Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Da Skrumbo !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Pol Cuaresma Vi!
The judges for this bout are Micheangelo Fripello, Chris Saunders and Paul Gruel.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Skrumbo lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Skrumbo stuns Cuaresma Vi with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.

Cuaresma Vi drives through and clinches with Skrumbo against the cage.
Skrumbo can't break the clinch.
Cuaresma Vi misses with a hook to the ribs.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Skrumbo .
Cuaresma Vi working aggressively here.
Cuaresma Vi misses with a short punch on the inside.
Skrumbo is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cuaresma Vi.
Cuaresma Vi struggles to land a body shot inside as Skrumbo controls his hands.
Skrumbo lands with a short shot to the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cuaresma Vi goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Cuaresma Vi pushes Skrumbo back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Cuaresma Vi misses with the head strike.
A short body shot lands from Cuaresma Vi as the two fighters clinch.
Cuaresma Vi keeps control of Skrumbo as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cuaresma Vi tries to work over Skrumbo 's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Skrumbo blocks a body shot from Cuaresma Vi.
Cuaresma Vi misses with a short punch on the inside.
Cuaresma Vi lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Skrumbo tries to break the clinch but Cuaresma Vi is controlling the position.
Cuaresma Vi tries to throw a body punch but Skrumbo avoids it by throwing Cuaresma Vi back against the cage.
Skrumbo throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Cuaresma Vis head.
A short right from Skrumbo .
Cuaresma Vi goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Cuaresma Vi lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Skrumbo .
Skrumbo blocks a body shot from Cuaresma Vi.
Cuaresma Vi lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Skrumbo pushes Cuaresma Vi back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Cuaresma Vi misses with a hook from the clinch.
Cuaresma Vi tries to throw a body punch but Skrumbo avoids it by throwing Cuaresma Vi back against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Skrumbo breaks the clinch.
Skrumbo throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Cuaresma Vi stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Skrumbo scores with a hook.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Skrumbo misses with a jab, cross combination.

Cuaresma Vi moves into the clinch.
Cuaresma Vi tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Skrumbo wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Cuaresma Vi has him pressed against the cage.
Cuaresma Vi can't find room to land a body shot as Skrumbo controls the action.
Cuaresma Vi throws a head punch that misses.
Skrumbo prevents a body shot from Cuaresma Vi.
Skrumbo really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Cuaresma Vi misses with the head strike.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Cuaresma Vi.
Cuaresma Vi can't find room to land a body shot as Skrumbo controls the action.
Cuaresma Vi misses with some punches.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cuaresma Vi misses with a hook to the ribs.
Cuaresma Vi tries to work over Skrumbo 's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Cuaresma Vi keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Skrumbo 's efforts to push away.
Skrumbo pushes Cuaresma Vi back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Nice body punch from Cuaresma Vi - that landed with a thud.
Cuaresma Vi struggles to land a body shot inside as Skrumbo controls his hands.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Skrumbo .
Skrumbo blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Skrumbo prevents a body shot from Cuaresma Vi.
Cuaresma Vi lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Cuaresma Vi misses with some punches.
A short uppercut from Cuaresma Vi.
Skrumbo lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Cuaresma Vi tries to work over Skrumbo 's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Skrumbo is trying to force a seperation but Cuaresma Vi has the dominant position.
Skrumbo prevents a body shot from Cuaresma Vi.
Skrumbo blocking some punches.

Skrumbo breaks from the clinch.
Da Skrumbo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cuaresma Vi wants to clinch up but Skrumbo keeps it at a distance.
Skrumbo scores with a jab. Cuaresma Vi acknowledges it with a nod of the head.

Cuaresma Vi clinches up against the cage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Skrumbo blocks an uppercut.
Cuaresma Vi misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Cuaresma Vi can't find room to land a body shot as Skrumbo controls the action.
Cuaresma Vi tries to work over Skrumbo 's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Skrumbo looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
A left hand lands to the body for Cuaresma Vi.
Skrumbo working hard to break the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pol Cuaresma Vi dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Skrumbo throws a body shot but no joy.
A combination from Skrumbo does no damage.
Cuaresma Vi fails with an attempt to clinch.
The crowd cheers as Skrumbo lands an impressive looking overhand right. Cuaresma Vi doesn't seem phased though.

Cuaresma Vi is rocked!

It looks like Pol Cuaresma Vi has been cut.
Skrumbo weaves into range and cracks Cuaresma Vi right on the temple with a beautiful overhand right! Cuaresma Vi goes down! He's out cold! Wow, what a beautiful knockout! Skrumbo is strutting round the canvas like a movie star as the camera bulbs flash frantically.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:22 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Da Skrumbo !
During a confident post fight interview, Da Skrumbo thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
Pol Cuaresma Vi spoke after the fight, saying 'I'll fuck your sister , your mother and your grandmother, in that order!!'.