PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Bob Schneider (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bat Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Schneider comes to the cage accompanied by A Carrot. Man has chosen The Dark Knight Rises as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Schneider
vs
Man

189 cm
25
190 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

188 cm
25
190 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid Muay Thai
Very strong

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter fighter
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Bob Schneider!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Bat Man!
The judges for this bout are Jeff Smith, Micheangelo Fripello and Colin Fray.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Man rushes Schneider and presses him up against the cage.
Man takes a knee to the side of the body.
Schneider putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Man in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Man's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Schneider scores with a shot to the side of Man's head.
Schneider scores a nice knee to the body.
Schneider lands an elbow inside that Man shrugs off.

It looks like Bat Man has been cut.
Man tries to pull guard but Schneider holds him up against the cage and eventually Man drops back down to his feet.
Schneider working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Schneider scores with a shoulder strike.
This has been an exciting period of action!
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Schneider creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Man jumps guard but Schneider stands there with Man around his waist. Man gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Schneider throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Mans head.
Schneider creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Man's defenses.
Schneider using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Man tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Schneider just stands there and leans against the cage.
Bob Schneider has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bat Man.
Schneider using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Man looks winded!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Schneider has Man pressed against the cage.
Schneider lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Man backwards.
Schneider lands an elbow inside.
Schneider scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Schneider content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Schneider using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Man fails to pull guard.
Schneider dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Schneider lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Schneider gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
A nice left hand lands by Schneider.
Schneider lands an elbow inside that Man shrugs off.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Schneider obliges.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Man tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Schneider just stands there and leans against the cage.
Man takes a knee right on the jaw!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A short right from Schneider.
Schneider crunches a lovely knee into Man's ribcage.
Schneider lands with a short shot to the head.
Man fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Schneider lands an elbow inside.

That has opened up Bat Man's cut even more.
Schneider creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Man's defenses.
Schneider landing knees to the body.
Schneider lands a shoulder strike.
Schneider lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Knees to the body from Schneider.
Schneider lands a damaging elbow.
Schneider lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Nice elbow from Schneider.
Schneider lands a nice elbow.
Man is trying to pull guard but Schneider has him pressed against the cage.
Schneider working some nice short punches in the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Schneider lands a hook that snaps the head of Man backwards.
Schneider is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Schneider lands an elbow inside.
Schneider lands an elbow inside that Man shrugs off.
Schneider landing knees to the body.
Schneider is struggling to control the position.
Schneider comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Schneider landing knees to the body.
Schneider lands an elbow inside that Man shrugs off.
Nice elbow from Schneider.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Schneider.
Man takes an elbow to the temple.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Schneider lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Schneider lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Man backwards.
Man's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Schneider lands an elbow inside that Man shrugs off.

The cut above Bat Man's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Man jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Schneider walks away with a smile on his face. Man gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Man sizes up Schneider with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.

Man moves into the clinch.
Schneider landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Schneider lands a right hand that snaps the head of Man backwards.
Man takes an elbow to the temple.
Man tries to pull guard but Schneider holds him up against the cage and eventually Man drops back down to his feet.
Man tries to pull guard but Schneider holds him up against the cage and eventually Man drops back down to his feet.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A nice left hand lands by Schneider.
Schneider lands an elbow that stopped Man in his tracks for a moment.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bob Schneider dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Bat Man's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Schneider throws a jab when Man was well out of range.

Man gets tackled into the cage by Schneider. Schneider maintains the clinch.
Schneider working Man over with knees to the body.
Schneider lands a knee to the body.
Schneider lands a good knee to the midsection. Man won't want to take too many of those.
Schneider lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Schneider is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Man can do to turn this around?
Schneider taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Man being controlled against the cage.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Schneider obliges.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schneider putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Man in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Schneider scores a nice knee to the body.
Man tries to pull guard but Schneider won't allow it.
Schneider landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Man is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Schneider comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
A nice left hand lands by Schneider.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Schneider takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Schneider blocks an uppercut.
Knees in the clinch landing for Schneider.
Schneider crunches a lovely knee into Man's ribcage.
Schneider lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Schneider lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Man jumps guard but Schneider stands there with Man around his waist. Man gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Schneider lands an elbow that stopped Man in his tracks for a moment.
A shot in the inside from Schneider.
Schneider lands a damaging elbow.
Come on Schneider - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Schneider lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Schneider creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Man's defenses.
Man is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Schneider to keep the fight standing.
Bob Schneider has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bat Man.
Schneider lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Man misses with some punches.
Schneider lands a good knee to the midsection. Man won't want to take too many of those.
Schneider comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Man fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Schneider lands a hook that snaps the head of Man backwards.
Schneider creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Man's defenses.
Schneider lands an elbow inside.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Schneider.
Schneider comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Man tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Schneider just stands there and leans against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A short uppercut from Schneider.
Schneider lands a left hand that snaps the head of Man backwards.
Man tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Schneider smiles and moves away.

Man tries to keep at a distance but Schneider has taken the fight into the clinch.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Schneider.

Man pulls Schneider into guard.

Man is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.

Man working for a triangle but Schneider defends it easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Man throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Schneider slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bob Schneider dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Bat Man's cut.
That's time! Schneider's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Man staying out of range there.

Schneider darts in and clinches Man up against the cage.
Man looking to slow down the pace here.
Schneider crunches a lovely knee into Man's ribcage.
Man tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Schneider comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Man tries to pull guard but Schneider forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Schneider gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Come on Schneider - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Man jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Schneider walks away with a smile on his face. Man gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Bob Schneider has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bat Man.

Schneider drives through and clinches with Man against the cage.
Man takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Schneider lands a nice uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Man tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Schneider smiles and moves away.

Schneider clinches up with Man and pushes him back against the cage.
Schneider landing knees to the body.
Schneider gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.

Bat Man's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Schneider putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Man in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for Schneider.
Schneider lands a damaging elbow.
Schneider lands with a left to the head.
Man tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Schneider smiles and moves away.
Schneider throws out a loose jab but Man uses good head movement to avoid it.

Schneider clinches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Man jumps guard but Schneider turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Schneider unloads a knee to the mid-section. Man lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Schneider landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Schneider lands an elbow that stopped Man in his tracks for a moment.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Bat Man's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:30 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Bob Schneider!
Bob Schneider bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.