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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Craig Marduk (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Zee Snore (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Marduk's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Three 6 Mafia - It's A Fight. Zee Snore will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.
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280 lbs
8 - 0 - 0 |
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255 lbs
3 - 0 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Counter fighter
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Great elbows
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Craig Marduk!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Zee Snore!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Daniel Franklin and Stewart Dunkirk.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Snore throws a head kick that misses.
Good exchange - Marduk coming out on top.
It looks like Zee Snore has been cut.
Marduk clinches up with Snore and pushes him back against the cage.
Marduk tries to land a knee to the head but Snore blocks with his arms.
Marduk scores with a hook to the body.
Good body shot from Snore.
Snore tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Marduk's elbow.
Snore takes a shot to the head.
I was talking to Marduk's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Marduk blocks the elbow strike.
Marduk goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Marduk misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Snore tries a body shot but Marduk blocks it.
Marduk throws a head punch that misses.
Snore lands a body punch in the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Snore managing to block the knees to the body from Marduk.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Snore.
Snore lands a body shot.
Snore misses with a body punch.
Snore misses with a punch to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Marduk.
Marduk working aggressively here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Marduk misses with some punches.
Snore lands with a right to the head.
Snore managing to block the knees to the body from Marduk.
Snore on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Snore is trying to stall.
A nice right hand lands inside from Marduk.
Marduk is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Marduk looking to stall.
Marduk seems a little flustered. He's come in with the intention of controlling the clinch but Snore is preventing him from doing so, at least for the moment.
Snore lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Marduk.
Snore throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Marduk with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Snore lands a left hand.
Snore pushes Marduk back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Snore is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Marduk misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Snore.
Snore lands a nice elbow.
It looks like Craig Marduk has been cut.
Snore goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Snore lands a body punch.
Snore lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Marduk or not.
Snore looking to stall.
Snore on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Snore stalling in the clinch but Marduk improves position.
A nice left hand lands by Snore.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Snore lands a nice elbow.
Snore lands a right hand that snaps the head of Marduk backwards.
Snore creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Marduk's defenses.
Snore lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Marduk or not.
Marduk is breathing heavily.
A shot in the inside from Marduk.
Marduk swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Snore effectively controlling the action here.
Snore misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Snore lands with a light punch inside.
A shot in the inside from Snore.
Snore lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Marduk throws a punch but it's blocked by Snore.
Snore struggles to land a body shot inside as Marduk controls his hands.
Marduk scores with a shot to the side of Snore's head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Snore lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Snore scores with a nice hook to the head.
Snore throws a head punch that misses.
Marduk missing with knees to the body.
A shot in the inside from Marduk.
Marduk misses with a hook from the clinch.
Marduk lands a left hand that snaps the head of Snore backwards.
A head punch on the inside from Marduk fails to land.
Marduk misses with a knee to the head.
Snore manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Marduk lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Snore pushes Marduk back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Snore lands an elbow inside.
Craig Marduk's cut is getting worse.
Marduk is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Snore is defending well for now.
Snore lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Snore lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Marduk tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Snore avoids it.
Snore avoiding damage as Marduk throws knees to the body.
Snore blocks a punch to the side of the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Snore creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Marduk's defenses.
Craig Marduk's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Snore blocks an uppercut.
A body shot lands from Snore.
Snore misses with a punch to the body.
A body shot lands from Snore.
Marduk missing with knees to the body.
Snore lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Marduk backwards.
Jeez, Craig Marduk's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Snore lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Snore.
Snore lands an elbow inside that Marduk shrugs off.
Snore lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Craig Marduk's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Zee Snore!
Zee Snore is the new heavyweight champion!
Our winner, Zee Snore, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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