PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Stefan Van Der Sar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fedor A million ankle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). A million ankle has chosen punchout (001) as his entrance music. Stefan Van Der Sar has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Van Der Sar
vs
A million ankle

212 cm
25
294 lbs
9 - 4 - 0

199 cm
39
285 lbs
53 - 45 - 0

World class boxer
Insanely flexible

World class MT
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Stefan Van Der Sar !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 53 - 45 - 0, fighting out of London, Fedor A million ankle!
The judges for this bout are Albert Achterberg, Wagner Zegers and Daniel Blasius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Van Der Sar gets tackled into the ropes by A million ankle. A million ankle maintains the clinch.
A million ankle lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

It looks like Stefan Van Der Sar has been cut.
Van Der Sar blocks a body shot from A million ankle.
A short left from A million ankle.
A million ankle creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Van Der Sar 's defenses.
A million ankle throws an elbow that misses.
A million ankle misses with a punch on the inside.
Van Der Sar blocks an elbow strike.
A million ankle tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
A right hook to the body lands for A million ankle.
A million ankle pushes off an throws an elbow but Van Der Sar leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the ropes.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Van Der Sar pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
A big right from A million ankle misses.
A little feinted left hand from Van Der Sar on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.

A million ankle takes the fight into the clinch.
A million ankle digs a right hand underneath Van Der Sar 's ribcage. Van Der Sar let out a lung full of air as it connected.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Van Der Sar blocks an elbow strike from A million ankle.
A million ankle throws a punch but it's blocked by Van Der Sar .
Van Der Sar can't break the clinch.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
A million ankle throws an elbow that misses.
A million ankle with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
A nice right hand lands inside from A million ankle.
Van Der Sar wants to get back to striking at distance but A million ankle won't allow it.
Van Der Sar stalling in the clinch.
A million ankle looks to throw an elbow but misses.
A million ankle keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Van Der Sar 's efforts to push away.
A short right from A million ankle.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A million ankle comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Stalling in the clinch from A million ankle.
A million ankle lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Van Der Sar is trying to break the clinch but A million ankle is controlling him.
A million ankle avoiding damage.
A million ankle misses with some punches.
Van Der Sar on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Van Der Sar on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
With the fighters up against the ropes, A million ankle throws an elbow but misses.
A million ankle has Van Der Sar pressed against the ropes, preventing Van Der Sar from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Van Der Sar .
A million ankle connects with a nasty looking knee right to Van Der Sar 's face.

Stefan Van Der Sar 's cut is getting worse.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A bit of stalling here from A million ankle.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fedor A million ankle dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Stefan Van Der Sar 's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

A million ankle fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
A million ankle throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Van Der Sar counters with a nice kick to the body.
A million ankle is looking to clinch but Van Der Sar is avoiding it.
Van Der Sar thinks about countering with a head kick.
Van Der Sar ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
A million ankle misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Van Der Sar .
Nice body punch from A million ankle.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Van Der Sar gets tackled into the ropes by A million ankle. A million ankle maintains the clinch.
A million ankle pushes off an throws an elbow but Van Der Sar leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the ropes.
With the two fighters working up against the ropes, A million ankle just misses with a elbow thrown towards Van Der Sar 's brow.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Van Der Sar blocks the elbow strike.
A million ankle misses with a punch to the body.
A million ankle throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Van Der Sar blocks it with crossed arms.
A million ankle lands a hook that snaps the head of Van Der Sar backwards.
Van Der Sar tries to break free but A million ankle pushes him back against the ropes.
Van Der Sar blocks an elbow strike from A million ankle.
A million ankle gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Fedor A million ankle seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Van Der Sar wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Van Der Sar wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
A million ankle misses with a short punch on the inside.
Van Der Sar blocks an elbow strike.
Our sources have told us that Van Der Sar has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.
Van Der Sar wants to break free but A million ankle has control.
Van Der Sar wants to break the clinch but can't.
A million ankle misses with a knee strike.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Van Der Sar blocks an elbow strike from A million ankle.
Van Der Sar avoids a wild elbow strike from A million ankle.
A million ankle lands a shot to the body.
A million ankle stalls.
A million ankle misses with a body punch.
A million ankle lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
A million ankle is struggling to control the position.
The referee calls for A million ankle to work.
A million ankle misses with a knee to the head.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
A million ankle with an attempt at a knee that misses.
A million ankle leaning his opponent against the ropes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fedor A million ankle showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Stefan Van Der Sar 's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

A looping hook to the body misses from A million ankle. Van Der Sar does a little dance to reset his feet.
A big left from A million ankle misses.
Van Der Sar quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
A million ankle rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Van Der Sar moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Van Der Sar is looking to counter with a body kick.

A million ankle instigates a clinch.
A million ankle tries a body shot but Van Der Sar blocks it.
Van Der Sar dodges an elbow strike from A million ankle.
Van Der Sar is trying to break free.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Van Der Sar blocks an elbow strike from A million ankle.
A million ankle lands an elbow inside.
Van Der Sar is trying to break the clinch but A million ankle is controlling him.
A million ankle throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Van Der Sar s head.
Van Der Sar is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the ropes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A million ankle misses with a hook from the clinch.
Van Der Sar blocks an elbow strike from A million ankle.
Van Der Sar wants to break free but A million ankle has control.
A million ankle misses with some punches.
A million ankle keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Van Der Sar 's efforts to push away.
Van Der Sar wants to break the clinch but can't.
Van Der Sar blocks the elbow strike.
Van Der Sar tries to break free but A million ankle pushes him back against the ropes.
Van Der Sar blocks an elbow strike from A million ankle.
A million ankle throws a punch but it's blocked by Van Der Sar .
A nice left hand lands by A million ankle.

Stefan Van Der Sar 's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
A million ankle creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Van Der Sar dodges an elbow strike from A million ankle.
A million ankle lands a damaging elbow.
A million ankle lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.

Jeez, Stefan Van Der Sar 's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
A million ankle lands a nice elbow.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Stefan Van Der Sar 's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:26 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Fedor A million ankle!
Fedor A million ankle seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.