PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Adam Schmierer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bart Simpson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Schmierer comes to the cage accompanied by Volcano, by Dethklok. Bart Simpson is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Schmierer
vs
Simpson

178 cm
26
198 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

150 cm
29
185 lbs
12 - 4 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Cuts easily

Decent wrestler
Dangerous knees
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Adam Schmierer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Bart Simpson!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Timothy Bukovac and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Simpson shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.

Simpson instigates a clinch.
Simpson working Schmierer over with knees to the body.
Schmierer takes a knee to the side of the body.
Schmierer takes an elbow to the forehead.

It looks like Adam Schmierer has been cut.
Schmierer takes a knee to the side of the body.
Schmierer is breathing heavily.
Simpson landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Simpson's coach down at Fighting Fitness & Freedom was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Simpson's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Simpson lands a nice knee to the body.
Schmierer takes an elbow to the forehead.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Simpson lands a good knee to the midsection. Schmierer won't want to take too many of those.
Simpson utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Simpson unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Nice elbow from Simpson.
Simpson lands a nice elbow.
Simpson landing knees to the body.
Simpson lands a damaging elbow.

Adam Schmierer's cut is getting worse.
Simpson lands a damaging elbow.
Simpson lands an elbow that stopped Schmierer in his tracks for a moment.

Adam Schmierer's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Simpson lands a damaging elbow.
Simpson pushes Schmierer back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Simpson landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Simpson lands an elbow inside that Schmierer shrugs off.
Simpson using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Simpson lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

Jeez, Adam Schmierer's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Adam Schmierer's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Bart Simpson!
A relieved looking Bart Simpson thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.