PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Michael Noonan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Spencer Jorgenson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Noonan's entrance music is 3DD - Kryptonite. A fine choice. Jorgenson is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Made You Look by Nas. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Spencer Jorgenson was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Noonan
vs
Jorgenson

190 cm
40
260 lbs
33 - 13 - 1

190 cm
37
273 lbs
29 - 11 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class MT
Very quick

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 33 - 13 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Michael Noonan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 29 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Spencer Jorgenson!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Ian Loll and William Peck.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Noonan looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Jorgenson moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.

It looks like Michael Noonan has been cut.
Decent striking displayed by Jorgenson there.
Noonan displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Jorgenson throws out the jab.
Jorgenson walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Jorgenson throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Noonan stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Jorgenson lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Jorgenson lands with a good body shot.
Jorgenson swings for the body but Noonan moves out of range.
Jorgenson connects with a body shot that sends Noonan's belly button to the back.
Noonan is breathing heavily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Noonan moves out of range as Jorgenson strikes.
Jorgenson throws a wild combination but nothing lands.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jorgenson shoots in looking for a takedown but Noonan manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Jorgenson's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
An attempted straight right counter from Noonan misses the target.
Jorgenson throws a leg kick which misses Noonan's front leg but catches the back leg as Noonan tries to avoid it.
Noonan throws a right hand that misses
and Jorgenson counters with a head kick. That will keep Noonan thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Jorgenson throws a low kick but Noonan moves out of range easily.
Nice jab there from Jorgenson.

Michael Noonan's cut is getting worse.
Spencer Jorgenson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jorgenson throws a body shot but no joy.
Jorgenson throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jorgenson jabs Noonan to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Jorgenson connects with a body shot that sends Noonan's belly button to the back.
Jorgenson fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Noonan has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Jorgenson cracks Noonan with an open hand slap.
Noonan on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nice sprawl there from Noonan as Jorgenson shoots in.
Noonan fires out a quick counter leg kick but Jorgenson just manages to avoid it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jorgenson scores with a nice right hand.

Michael Noonan's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Jorgenson scoring well with a low kick there.
Noonan throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jorgenson checks the leg kick.
Noonan misses with a takedown
and Jorgenson counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Jorgenson connects with a single shot there.
Jorgenson misses with a hook. Noonan ducked under it nicely.
Jorgenson tries to work over Noonan's front leg with a kick but Noonan checks it.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Noonan.
Jorgenson stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Jorgenson wants it to stay on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Michael Noonan. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Jorgenson jabs Noonan to the body, keeping him at a distance.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Noonan uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Jorgenson.
Jorgenson shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Noonan as he jumps to the side.
Jorgenson swings away with a body shot that misses
and Noonan counters with a nice body kick.
Jorgenson lands with a cross.

Jeez, Michael Noonan's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Jorgenson, as that shot connected.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Michael Noonan's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Spencer Jorgenson!
A very excited looking Spencer Jorgenson rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
In defeat, Michael Noonan stepped up to the mic, saying 'Damn cuts...'.