PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Arse Biscuits (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jack Campbell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Biscuits comes to the cage accompanied by Who are they trying to con. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Biscuits
vs
Campbell

211 cm
26
186 lbs
10 - 4 - 0

184 cm
30
178 lbs
15 - 13 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Basic striking
Cardio machine

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Arse Biscuits!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 13 - 0, fighting out of London, Jack Campbell!
The judges for this bout are Albert Achterberg, Radbod Blank and Wagner Zegers.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice defenses there by Campbell.
Biscuits takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Biscuits misses with an uppercut
and Campbell counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
A thudding body kick lands there by Campbell!
Campbell fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Good leg kick by Campbell there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Campbell bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Biscuits's head.
Campbell tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Biscuits swings and misses with a shot to the body

and Campbell counters into the clinch. Nicely done.

Biscuits has picked Campbell up - he's going for a ride! Biscuits dumps his opponent to the mat with a thud and settles into half guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Campbell looking for submissions off his back.
Campbell tries to get to full guard but Biscuits has control of the leg.

Campbell is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Biscuits pulls his head out easily.
Campbell tries to roll over but Biscuits keeps him under control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Campbell is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Campbell won't allow Biscuits to pass to mount.
Biscuits wants to lay and pray for a moment but Campbell keeps working.

Campbell looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Campbell wants to control the action here but instead Biscuits manages to pass to full mount!
Biscuits will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Campbell is wriggling around trying to escape.
Biscuits wants to control the pace but Campbell is squirming around nicely.
Biscuits really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Biscuits avoids the attempt from Campbell to control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Campbell might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Biscuits haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
Campbell is desperately trying to improve his position but Biscuits has a good base and remains in mount.

Biscuits jumps to the side looking to secure the arm triangle…. Ooooh, that looks tight… Campbell is gargling but he's managed to escape! Nice work there by Campbell and Biscuits has given up the dominant position trying to land that submission.
I wouldn't like to be where Campbell is right now.
Campbell gets back to half guard.
Campbell manages to get to full guard.
Biscuits stopping the sweep attempt from Campbell.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Campbell is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Campbell keeping full guard, as Biscuits tries to pass.
Biscuits has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Biscuits is working hard here to advance position.

Campbell has managed to work for a loose triangle. I think Biscuits should be able to defend this one pretty easily though. Oh, Campbell has tightened it up now! Biscuits should have reacted faster there - he's in big trouble and yes, he's tapped out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Jack Campbell!
After winning the bout, Jack Campbell thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
In defeat, Arse Biscuits stepped up to the mic, saying 'Well, that was shit!'.