PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Frank Fernandez (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Obama Bin Ladin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bin Ladin has chosen I knew you were trouble as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Obama Bin Ladin has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Fernandez
vs
Bin Ladin

182 cm
35
210 lbs
10 - 9 - 0

195 cm
26
196 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

Good takedowns
Counter fighter
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Tends to cut

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Frank Fernandez!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Obama Bin Ladin!
The judges for this bout are Ben Watson, Steve Erwin and Donatello Bradman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bin Ladin keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Bin Ladin with the counter takedown but Fernandez avoids it easily.
Fernandez tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Bin Ladin defends well and Fernandez ends up having to push Bin Ladin into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Fernandez moves in looking to clinch but Bin Ladin pushes him off.

Fernandez looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Fernandez advances to half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bin Ladin is trying to stand.

Fernandez is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Bin Ladin sees it coming and defends easily.
Bin Ladin pushes Fernandez off looking to stand but Fernandez dives back in and keeps control.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Fernandez is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Bin Ladin has managed to free his arm - good work.

Fernandez seems to be working for a kimura but Bin Ladin defends the submission attempt.
Fernandez wants to lay and pray for a moment but Bin Ladin keeps working.

Fernandez is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Bin Ladin has managed to free his arm - good work.
Bin Ladin wants to get back to his feet.

Fernandez is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Bin Ladin is just riding it out for now. Fernandez eventually gives up the hold.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.

Fernandez is working for a submission here. He's got hold of the far side arm and he's looking for a kimura. He's cranking on the arm and he's got it! Bin Ladin is tapping out! Ouch, that looked like it hurt!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Frank Fernandez!
Frank Fernandez got down on his knees post fight and begged the management for a title shot. 'Please, I want that title shot so bad! Give it to me!'
Obama Bin Ladin spoke after the fight, saying 'Ikarus Fyre (97286) is a retarded LIAR and wouldn't know a FAIR fight if it bit him on the ass. This is my last fight for the Backyard fight club where the ONLY consideration for making fights is how much money it can make. SCREW the fighter.'.