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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between BitchFace PoopyPants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kaka Pheu Pheu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). PoopyPants comes to the cage accompanied by Deathly Quiet. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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222 lbs
26 - 12 - 0 |
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207 lbs
20 - 9 - 1 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
26 - 12 - 0, fighting out of New York, BitchFace PoopyPants!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
20 - 9 - 1, fighting out of London, Kaka Pheu Pheu!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, Daniel Bishop and James Glass.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
PoopyPants misses with a hook. Pheu Pheu ducked under it nicely.
PoopyPants connects with the punch.
It looks like Kaka Pheu Pheu has been cut.
Pheu Pheu looks for a takedown but PoopyPants sprawls well.
Pheu Pheu has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Pheu Pheu thows a left - swing and a miss!
Pheu Pheu tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Pheu Pheu lands a nice shot to the body.
Pheu Pheu throws an uppercut from half a mile away. PoopyPants sees it coming and avoids it easily.
PoopyPants swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
PoopyPants darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Pheu Pheu throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
PoopyPants scores with a nice right hand.
PoopyPants throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Pheu Pheu appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Pheu Pheu takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
PoopyPants connects with a body shot that sends Pheu Pheu's belly button to the back.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Pheu Pheu throws a nice inside leg kick.
Pheu Pheu misses with an uppercut
and PoopyPants counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
PoopyPants misses with an uppercut
and Pheu Pheu counters with a lovely shot to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Pheu Pheu lands a nice looking body shot.
PoopyPants misses with an uppercut. Pheu Pheu saw that one coming.
PoopyPants changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Pheu Pheu uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by PoopyPants.
Pheu Pheu throws a head kick that misses.
A little feinted left hand from PoopyPants on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Pheu Pheu takes a shot to the body in his stride.
BitchFace PoopyPants is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Pheu Pheu finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
A good leg kick by Pheu Pheu.
PoopyPants throws a body punch but Pheu Pheu moves out of range.
Pheu Pheu swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
PoopyPants throws a sloppy head kick and Pheu Pheu moves out of range easily.
And Pheu Pheu responds with a good body kick, but PoopyPants manages to step out the way in time.
PoopyPants digs a good hook to Pheu Pheu's body.
PoopyPants tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
PoopyPants is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Pheu Pheu moves away from the strike by PoopyPants.
PoopyPants throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Pheu Pheu.
We've been hearing reports that PoopyPants has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
PoopyPants looks to score with a jab to the body but Pheu Pheu is just out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
PoopyPants jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Pheu Pheu fakes a jab and throws a low kick but PoopyPants checks it well.
Pheu Pheu moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
PoopyPants connects with a nice looking jab.
PoopyPants just misses with a punch to the body.
Pheu Pheu throws a low kick but PoopyPants moves out of range easily.
PoopyPants misses with a wild body shot.
PoopyPants tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Pheu Pheu was well out of range. Poor timing from PoopyPants.
PoopyPants throws a series of punches but Pheu Pheu avoids them all with ease.
PoopyPants misses with a straight right.
Pheu Pheu lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Pheu Pheu doesn't manage to clinch there - PoopyPants circles away.
It looked like PoopyPants was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Pheu Pheu.
Pheu Pheu feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to PoopyPants's calf.
PoopyPants avoids the head kick by Pheu Pheu.
PoopyPants looks to score with a jab to the body but Pheu Pheu is just out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pheu Pheu showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from PoopyPants.
PoopyPants lands a nice shot to the body.
PoopyPants throws a sloppy head kick and Pheu Pheu moves out of range easily.
PoopyPants looks to land a left hand but Pheu Pheu moved out of range nicely.
Pheu Pheu looks to land a right hand but PoopyPants moved out of range.
Pheu Pheu is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Pheu Pheu looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Pheu Pheu throws a lazy right hand but PoopyPants sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
PoopyPants is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
PoopyPants moves out of range as Pheu Pheu strikes.
PoopyPants lands a nice hook to Pheu Pheu's body. Pheu Pheu takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
PoopyPants throws a jab when Pheu Pheu was well out of range.
PoopyPants pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Pheu Pheu misses with a looping right.
PoopyPants was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
PoopyPants tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Pheu Pheu was well out of range. Poor timing from PoopyPants.
PoopyPants takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pheu Pheu defending well as PoopyPants loads up on a big left hand.
Pheu Pheu swings away with a leg kick that misses.
PoopyPants misses with an uppercut.
PoopyPants tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Pheu Pheu was well out of range. Poor timing from PoopyPants.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
PoopyPants misses with a body shot.
Pheu Pheu cracks a nice hook into PoopyPants's ribs.
Pheu Pheu lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Pheu Pheu scoring well with a low kick there.
Pheu Pheu cracks the inside of PoopyPants's front leg.
Pheu Pheu throws a shot to the body.
Pheu Pheu shoots in and drives through. PoopyPants sprawls well.
PoopyPants fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Pheu Pheu goes for a double leg but PoopyPants avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as PoopyPants continues to drive forward.
BitchFace PoopyPants has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kaka Pheu Pheu.
PoopyPants misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Pheu Pheu.
Pheu Pheu on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
BitchFace PoopyPants dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Kaka Pheu Pheu's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Pheu Pheu cracks PoopyPants with an open hand slap.
PoopyPants swings for the body but Pheu Pheu moves out of range.
PoopyPants misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Pheu Pheu.
Pheu Pheu takes a body punch but keeps moving.
PoopyPants just misses with a punch to the body.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Pheu Pheu.
PoopyPants lands a jab to Pheu Pheu's midsection.
A good leg kick by Pheu Pheu.
Pheu Pheu moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Pheu Pheu keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Pheu Pheu rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and PoopyPants counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
PoopyPants is looking to wear down Pheu Pheu with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
PoopyPants checks a leg kick.
Pheu Pheu throws an overhand right that lands on PoopyPants's shoulder, as PoopyPants tries to avoid the shot.
Pheu Pheu misses with a body shot.
PoopyPants throws an off balance right hand
and Pheu Pheu counters with a nice uppercut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nice cross by PoopyPants.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Pheu Pheu moves forwards but PoopyPants connects with a nice, crisp jab.
PoopyPants lands a nice shot that snaps Pheu Pheu's head back.
Pheu Pheu moves into range and clinches up with PoopyPants.
PoopyPants misses with an elbow over the top.
Pheu Pheu misses with a hook from the clinch.
PoopyPants is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Pheu Pheu.
PoopyPants throws an elbow that misses.
Pheu Pheu throws a punch but it's blocked by PoopyPants.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
PoopyPants manages to break the clinch.
Pheu Pheu keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Pheu Pheu throws out a counter right but PoopyPants avoids it with no problem.
PoopyPants throws a sloppy body shot
and Pheu Pheu counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps PoopyPants thinking.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pheu Pheu throws an uppercut from half a mile away. PoopyPants sees it coming and avoids it easily.
PoopyPants listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Pheu Pheu scoring well with a low kick there.
Pheu Pheu throws a leg kick which misses PoopyPants's front leg but catches the back leg as PoopyPants tries to avoid it.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A head kick misses from Pheu Pheu.
PoopyPants is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
PoopyPants connects with a body shot that sends Pheu Pheu's belly button to the back.
PoopyPants dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
PoopyPants scores with a jab. Pheu Pheu acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
PoopyPants ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Pheu Pheu moves away.
Pheu Pheu is clearly trying to counter these attacks from PoopyPants with a body shot.
PoopyPants misses with a body shot.
PoopyPants digs a good body shot into Pheu Pheu's ribs.
Pheu Pheu takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
PoopyPants tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Pheu Pheu was well out of range. Poor timing from PoopyPants.
Pheu Pheu moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
PoopyPants is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Pheu Pheu can do to turn this around?
PoopyPants misses with a body shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pheu Pheu takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
BitchFace PoopyPants is winning the standup battle so far.
PoopyPants throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Pheu Pheu is trying to counter with his kicks.
PoopyPants misses with a body shot.
PoopyPants tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Pheu Pheu was well out of range. Poor timing from PoopyPants.
PoopyPants comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
PoopyPants throws a body punch but Pheu Pheu moves out of range.
A head kick misses from Pheu Pheu.
Pheu Pheu lands a body shot.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Pheu Pheu.
A good leg kick by Pheu Pheu.
PoopyPants throws the left hand but Pheu Pheu avoids the punch easily.
Pheu Pheu was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Pheu Pheu has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from PoopyPants finds it's way round the side to connect with Pheu Pheu's head.
Pheu Pheu ducks under a wild hook from PoopyPants.
Pheu Pheu throws a leg kick
and PoopyPants counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Pheu Pheu ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Pheu Pheu bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Good leg kick by Pheu Pheu there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Pheu Pheu gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Pheu Pheu misses with a punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Pheu Pheu.
Pheu Pheu scores with an uppercut up the middle.
PoopyPants escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Pheu Pheu throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
PoopyPants is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Pheu Pheu.
Decent striking displayed by Pheu Pheu there.
PoopyPants missing with a left hand there. Pheu Pheu was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
PoopyPants checks the leg kick nicely there.
PoopyPants seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
PoopyPants takes a swing at Pheu Pheu's ribcage but misses.
PoopyPants fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Pheu Pheu manages to avoid it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that BitchFace PoopyPants will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Kaka Pheu Pheu's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Pheu Pheu is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by PoopyPants.
Pheu Pheu sizes up PoopyPants with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
PoopyPants throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Pheu Pheu scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Pheu Pheu connects with a high kick.
Pheu Pheu knocks PoopyPants to the floor with a head kick! Can he finish him!?
PoopyPants is rocked!
It looks like BitchFace PoopyPants has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
PoopyPants is trying to control Pheu Pheu's posture but Pheu Pheu avoids it.
Oh PoopyPants is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Pheu Pheu throws a strike aimed at the side of PoopyPants's head but PoopyPants avoids it well.
PoopyPants on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
Pheu Pheu landing a few strikes.
Pheu Pheu in side control, throwing shots but PoopyPants defends.
Pheu Pheu lands an elbow.
Pheu Pheu works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The ground and pound from Pheu Pheu seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
PoopyPants is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
PoopyPants's legs have taken a beating and he's really slowing down as a result.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Pheu Pheu in side control here. He's dropped a big elbow there and PoopyPants looks hurt! Oh, he is hurt! Pheu Pheu turns on the heat and pounds him out for a TKO victory! Good killer instinct there!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:29 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kaka Pheu Pheu!
Kaka Pheu Pheu is the new light heavyweight champion!
Kaka Pheu Pheu seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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