PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Freddie Mercury (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Evil Muno (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mercury comes to the cage accompanied by Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Mercury
vs
Muno

225 cm
36
263 lbs
27 - 11 - 2

205 cm
29
225 lbs
17 - 11 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 11 - 2, fighting out of Los Angeles, Freddie Mercury!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Evil Muno!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Muno, right into the meat.
A telegraphed right hand from Muno misses the target.
Muno closes this distance looking for a takedown but Mercury circles away.
We've been told by Mercury's head coaches at Bloodsport Gym 16 Elites that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Muno avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Mercury swats away the attempt to clinch by Muno.
Mercury misses with a low kick.
Mercury keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Muno uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Mercury.
Muno misses with a hook. Mercury ducked under it nicely.
Muno blocks a head kick by Mercury.
Muno misses with a low kick.
Muno lands a right hook to the body.
Mercury lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Muno misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Mercury.
Freddie Mercury seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Muno misses with a kick to the body.
Mercury wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Mercury checks the leg kick nicely there.
Muno takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Mercury fails with an attempt to clinch.
Muno lands a lovely overhand right.

That's one minute gone in the round.
An inside leg kick from Muno misses.
Muno misses with a low kick.
Mercury fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Muno swings for the body but Mercury moves out of range.
Mercury shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Good standup being displayed there by Muno as he connects with a hook.
A bone on bone clash there as Mercury blocks the leg kick.
Mercury is looking for a counter combo.
Mercury misses with a low kick.
Muno scores with a slapping inside leg kick.

Muno moves into the clinch successfully.
Muno misses with a short punch on the inside.
Mercury tries to work over Muno's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Muno tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Mercury tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Muno's elbow.
Muno lands a left hand.
Mercury tries a body shot but Muno blocks it.
Mercury really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Mercury prevents a body shot from Muno.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mercury working some nice short punches in the clinch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Mercury creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Mercury gets through Muno's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Mercury tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Muno's elbow.
Mercury misses with a punch to the body.
Muno misses with a body punch.
Mercury tries to circle away but Muno has him pinned against the cage.
Muno throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Still in the clinch, Mercury scores with a nice short uppercut.
Muno lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Mercury tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.

Mercury's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Mercury throws a leg kick that misses.
Mercury moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromMuno.
Mercury checks the leg kick nicely there.
A big right from Muno misses.
Mercury quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
Muno misses with an uppercut
letting Mercury counter with a right hand.

Muno closes the distance and clinches.
Mercury misses with a hook to the ribs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mercury blocking some punches.
Muno blocks a body shot from Mercury.
A nice right hand lands inside from Mercury.
Muno misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Muno just leaning against Mercury, taking a breather.
Muno lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Mercury backwards.
Mercury misses with a hook to the ribs.
Muno lands with a right to the head.
Mercury goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Muno misses with a hook to the ribs.
A nice left hand lands by Mercury.
Mercury tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Mercury lands a nice shot to the body.
Nice body punch from Muno - that landed with a thud.
Mercury throws a head punch that misses.
Mercury lands a shot to the body.
Mercury misses with the head strike.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Mercury.
Mercury lands a right hand.
A frustrated look appears on Mercury's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Muno tries to throw a body punch but Mercury avoids it by throwing Muno back against the cage.
Mercury doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Mercury pushes Muno back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Mercury misses with a body punch.
Mercury wants to get back to striking at distance but Muno won't allow it.
A right handed body shot lands from Mercury.
Mercury misses with a punch to the body.
A short right from Mercury on the inside.
Mercury makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Mercury misses with a body punch.
Mercury lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Mercury struggles to land a body shot inside as Muno controls his hands.
Mercury working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Mercury misses with a hook to the ribs.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Freddie Mercury dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

A big right from Muno misses.
Jab from Mercury.
Muno lands a head kick. Mercury smiles back at him and beckons him forward.

It looks like Freddie Mercury has been cut.
Muno tries to land a front kick but Mercury steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Muno throws a lazy head kick
and Mercury counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Muno cracks the inside of Mercury's front leg.
Good work by Muno as he checks the leg kick.
Mercury takes one to the chin there.
Mercury misses with a low kick.
Muno throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Muno drops his hands momentarily and Mercury takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Mercury throws a hook but Muno blocks it.
A head kick misses from Muno.
Mercury misses with an attempted mid kick.
Donk. Mercury catches Muno right on the button with a cross.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Mercury avoids the head kick by Muno.
Muno moves out of range of the strikes.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Muno.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Muno tries a head kick but it misses.
Mercury misses with a low kick.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Mercury checks a leg kick.
Mercury drops his hands momentarily and Muno takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Muno misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
As Muno looks to move away, Mercury throws a big counter combo bu Muno just gets out of the way.
Mercury fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Muno checks it well.
Freddie Mercury is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Muno takes a swing at Mercury's ribcage but misses.
Muno checks a leg kick.
Mercury moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
A leg kick checked by Mercury.
A low kick from Mercury is predictable there
and Muno makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Mercury moves out of range of the leg kick from Muno.
Mercury tried to counter with a leg kick but Muno avoided it.
Mercury tries to clinch but Muno is having none of it.
Despite the aggression on Muno's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Muno thows a left - swing and a miss!
Evil Muno seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Mercury checks the leg kick nicely there.
A looping hook to the body misses from Muno. Mercury does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A low kick from Muno is predictable there
and Mercury counters with a nice uppercut.
Muno throws a leg kick but Mercury moved away.
Mercury punishes Muno's body with a nice straight punch.
Muno has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Muno there as he acknowledges the shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Muno pushing out the jab but it's not landing.

Mercury drops Muno with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Muno looks back up at him and smiles so Mercury waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.

Muno is rocked!
Mercury checks a leg kick.
Muno is still on wobbly legs! Can Mercury finish him?
Mercury tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Muno tries to work over Mercury's front leg with a kick but Mercury checks it.
Muno throws a body shot but no joy.
Muno gets hit by the mother of all head kicks and drops to the canvas in a crumpled heap! Woooow, the Internet is going to be talking about this one for weeks!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:37 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Freddie Mercury!