PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Darby Gordon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Elijah Pitakaka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gordon comes to the cage accompanied by United Booty Foundation. Pitakaka comes into a darkened arena with his song building. my dick kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Darby Gordon has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Gordon
vs
Pitakaka

190 cm
30
217 lbs
15 - 7 - 0

189 cm
28
217 lbs
16 - 11 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

AnonymouS

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Darby Gordon!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Elijah Pitakaka!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fray, Josh West and Jeff Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pitakaka thuds his shin into the meat of Gordon's side.
A nice inside leg kick there by Pitakaka. That's going to slow Gordon down.
Gordon throws a nice looking combination but Pitakaka bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Gordon takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Gordon moves out of range as Pitakaka throws a body kick.
Gordon finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Gordon avoids the head kick by Pitakaka.
Pitakaka blocks a jab.
Elijah Pitakaka seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nice takedown defense from Pitakaka. No joy for Gordon on that attempt.
Pitakaka goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Gordon tries to land a leg kick but Pitakaka saw it coming and moves away.
Gordon looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Pitakaka appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Gordon tries a low kick but Pitakaka avoids it.
Pitakaka lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Pitakaka plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Pitakaka walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.

It looks like Elijah Pitakaka has been cut.
Pitakaka drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Pitakaka fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Pitakaka thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Gordon if he has to take too many more of those.
Pitakaka pushes Gordon away with a front kick.
Gordon finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Pitakaka lands with a kick to the ribs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pitakaka throws a head kick that half lands.
Gordon tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Gordon takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Pitakaka tries a head kick but it misses.
A little feinted left hand from Gordon on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Pitakaka tries a head kick but it misses.
Gordon misses with a few strikes there.
Pitakaka with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Gordon takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Pitakaka misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Gordon takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Gordon misses with an attempted mid kick.
Gordon looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Pitakaka moves out of range as Gordon strikes.
Gordon misses with a leg kick.
Pitakaka thumps Gordon with a low kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Gordon takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Pitakaka connects with an inside leg kick.
Pitakaka scores with a head kick.
Gordon on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gordon looks to land a right hand but Pitakaka moved out of range.
Pitakaka throws a nice head kick!
Elijah Pitakaka is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Pitakaka lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.

Pitakaka lands a big head kick that sends Gordon tumbling to the mat! Pitakaka takes a step backwards and waves Gordon back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Gordon swings for the body but Pitakaka moves out of range.
Gordon is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Gordon lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Pitakaka circles away quickly and effectively.

Pitakaka lands a big head kick that sends Gordon tumbling to the mat! Pitakaka takes a step backwards and waves Gordon back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Gordon is rocked!
Gordon looks to score with a jab to the body but Pitakaka is just out of range.
Oh Gordon is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Gordon has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Pitakaka.
Pitakaka fakes the leg kick and cracks Gordon in the body.
Gordon seems to have got his legs back now.
A jab from Gordon misses.
Pitakaka throws a half hearted mid kick.
Pitakaka tries a head kick but it misses.
Gordon looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Pitakaka throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Gordon.
Pitakaka buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Pitakaka lands with a slapping head kick.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Gordon looks for the body kick but Pitakaka saw that one coming.
A slapping leg kick lands for Pitakaka.

Pitakaka lands a big head kick that sends Gordon tumbling to the mat! Pitakaka takes a step backwards and waves Gordon back to his feet - he wants the finish!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pitakaka avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Gordon blocks a leg kick.
The fighters circle, before Pitakaka throws a beautiful high kick that crashes into Gordon's neck, sending him stumbling to the floor! Pitakaka lands more strikes and forces a referee stoppage! That one ended in an instant!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick & Punches). Elijah Pitakaka!
Elijah Pitakaka tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.