PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kim Jong Un (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pelikan Payne (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Jong Un
vs
Payne

190 cm
25
275 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

193 cm
19
240 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Big right hand

BJJ Purple Belt
Good kicks
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Kim Jong Un!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Pelikan Payne!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Alan Glass and Frank Dennis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice shot lands for Un.
Payne shoots in looking for a takedown but Un manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Payne's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Un's corner calls for a 1-2. Un obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Payne throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Payne will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.

Un clinches.
Un definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.

Un drops Payne onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Payne is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!

Payne is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Un creates some distance for himself and unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Payne's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Payne drops to his knees and Un pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kim Jong Un!
Post fight, Kim Jong Un stared into the camera and said 'Haha you suck. Kim the real clinch champion'.