PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Turd Ferguson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chris Griffin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Ferguson
vs
Griffin

168 cm
20
146 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

172 cm
19
158 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

Arcticus University: London

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Turd Ferguson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Chris Griffin!
The judges for this bout are Joseph Jones, Lou da Vinci and John Roberts.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Griffin fails with an attempt to clinch.
Griffin is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Ferguson avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Griffin tries to close the distance and clinch up but Ferguson swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Ferguson cracks Griffin with a good jab.

It looks like Chris Griffin has been cut.

Griffin closes the distance and clinches.
Griffin makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.

Ferguson breaks from the clinch.
Griffin throws a nice looking combination but Ferguson bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Ferguson throwing a counter right hand but Griffin manages to avoid it.
Griffin tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Ferguson counters with a left to the body.
Ferguson catches Griffin with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Griffin lands a jab-cross combination.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Griffin is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.

Griffin is rocked!
Griffin glances at the clock... BAM! Ferguson nails him with a big right hand! A momentary lapse in concentration sends Griffin crashing to the mat! The referee steps in and this one is over! Damn, Griffin is out of it, he thinks the ref is his opponent!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Turd Ferguson!
Turd Ferguson decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.