PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Cub Galloway (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hammer Hands (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Galloway's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Jump Around by House of Pain. Cub Galloway has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Galloway
vs
Hands

188 cm
33
175 lbs
16 - 25 - 1

176 cm
19
170 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Knockout power

KAISER Nutrition (160!/220$)
Tokyo United Fightwear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 25 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Cub Galloway!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Hammer Hands!
The judges for this bout are Hirohito Nitta, Yukihiro Yamamoto and Tatsuya Matsuyama.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Galloway lands with a kick to the ribs.
Hands misses with a leg kick
and Galloway counters with a thumping low kick.

Galloway pushes Hands up against the cage in a clinch.
Galloway lands an elbow that stopped Hands in his tracks for a moment.
Hands is looking to take this one to the mat.
Hands trying to stall but Galloway improves his position.
Galloway utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Hands looks winded!
Galloway leaning his opponent against the cage.
Galloway lands an elbow inside.

It looks like Hammer Hands has been cut.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Galloway has Hands pushed against the cage.
Galloway pressing his opponent against the cage.
Galloway lands an elbow inside that Hands shrugs off.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hands is trying to break the clinch but Galloway is controlling him.
Galloway content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Galloway will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Hands up against the cage.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Cub Galloway.

Galloway pushes Hands up against the cage in a clinch.
Galloway leaning his opponent against the cage.
Hands letting Galloway take a breather here.
Galloway lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

That has opened up Hammer Hands's cut even more.
Hands looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Galloway has Hands pushed against the cage.
Come on Galloway - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Galloway comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

The cut above Hammer Hands's eye is starting to cause him problems now.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hands tries to land knees in the clinch but Galloway avoids the damage to the body.
A bit of stalling here from Galloway.
Hands tries to land a knee to the head but Galloway blocks with his arms.
Knees to the body from Galloway.
Galloway holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Hands letting Galloway take a breather here.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Cub Galloway.
Ohhhhh! A huge head kick from Galloway! Hands is out on his feet! Galloway rushes in and throws more strikes. The ref is looking closely - Hands is covering up but the punishment is just too much and the ref steps in to stop the fight! Hands is staring into space, just thankful that the beatdown has ended. Brutal finish.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Cub Galloway!
A determined Cub Galloway didn't want to dwell on this fight in his post fight interview. Instead he was more keen to state he wants a title shot. Let's see if he gets it!