PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Wooden Pencil (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Calgary Alberta (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Pencil might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Full Retard. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Pencil
vs
Alberta

185 cm
28
193 lbs
18 - 12 - 0

172 cm
33
194 lbs
16 - 20 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Granite chin

Bad Man Clothing (Nothing Over $40)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Wooden Pencil!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 20 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Calgary Alberta!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Ian Loll and Trevor Gratis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Alberta avoids the head kick by Pencil.
Calgary Alberta seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Alberta takes one on the chin but seems OK.

It looks like Calgary Alberta has been cut.
Pencil avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Pencil throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Alberta.
Pencil stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Alberta showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Pencil.
Alberta tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Pencil paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Pencil changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Pencil looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Pencil pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Alberta misses with a straight left.
Nice defenses there by Alberta.
Alberta is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Alberta doesn't manage to clinch there - Pencil circles away.
Pencil attempts a counter takedown but Alberta avoids it well and moves away.
Pencil throws a head kick but Alberta moves out of range.
Alberta lands a body shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Pencil takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Alberta takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Pencil throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Pencil pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Alberta tries to bum rush Pencil with a series of wild strikes but Pencil uses good footwork to avoid the assault.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pencil scores with a head kick.

That has opened up Calgary Alberta's cut even more.

Alberta drops Pencil with a beautiful combination! Pencil stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Alberta is looking for the KO!

Pencil is rocked!
Pencil scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.

Pencil lands a big right hand that sends Alberta crashing to the mat! Pencil stays standing though and waves Alberta back to his feet!

Alberta is rocked!

The cut above Calgary Alberta's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Pencil is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Alberta lunges at Pencil with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Pencil's hand.
Oh Pencil is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Alberta wants to stay close but Pencil steps back to make room for something. Alberta seems frozen to the spot and bam! huge swing of the leg from Pencil and Alberta drops like he has been shot! A huge head kick and it's all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Wooden Pencil!
After winning the bout, Wooden Pencil thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.