PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Jason Mewes (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Russian Zombie (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Mewes
vs
Zombie

181 cm
25
151 lbs
13 - 6 - 0

167 cm
25
158 lbs
8 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

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KAISER

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jason Mewes!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Russian Zombie!
The judges for this bout are , Don Winkell and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A jab from Zombie finds it's way through Mewes's defenses.

Mewes moves into the clinch.
Zombie can't find room to land a body shot as Mewes controls the action.
Zombie blocking some punches.
Zombie misses with a punch on the inside.
Mewes tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Zombie lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Zombie lands a shoulder strike.
Zombie pushes Mewes back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Mewes wants to stall.
Zombie lands a left hand.
Mewes tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Zombie's elbow.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Zombie.
Zombie lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Mewes or not.
Zombie scores with a shoulder strike.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Zombie pushes Mewes back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Zombie working aggressively here.
Zombie blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Zombie lands a shoulder strike.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zombie stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Zombie misses with a hook from the clinch.
Mewes blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Mewes misses with the head strike.
A head punch on the inside from Mewes fails to land.
Mewes misses with the head strike.
Mewes misses with a hook to the ribs.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Zombie.
A right handed body shot lands from Mewes.
Zombie pushes Mewes back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Zombie.
Mewes can't find room to land a body shot as Zombie controls the action.
Mewes misses with a punch to the body.
Mewes goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Mewes just misses with a elbow thrown towards Zombie's brow.
A bit of stalling here from Zombie.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mewes misses with a hook from the clinch.
Zombie blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Zombie misses with a hook from the clinch.
Zombie misses with a punch on the inside.
Zombie tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Zombie creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Mewes blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Mewes fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Zombie lands a left hand that snaps the head of Mewes backwards.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A short body shot lands from Zombie as the two fighters clinch.
Zombie misses with a punch on the inside.
Zombie misses with a short punch on the inside.
Mewes tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Zombie has a couple of punches blocked by Mewes.
Mewes is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Mewes tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Zombie lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zombie misses with a punch to the body.
Mewes struggles to land a body shot inside as Zombie controls his hands.
Mewes lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Zombie backwards.
Zombie digs a right hand underneath Mewes's ribcage. Mewes let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Zombie lands a left hand that snaps the head of Mewes backwards.
Zombie scores with a hook to the body.
Zombie can't find room to land a body shot as Mewes controls the action.
Zombie lands a shoulder strike.
Zombie controlling the action here for a moment.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Zombie.
Mewes misses with a hook to the ribs.
A head punch on the inside from Mewes fails to land.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Mewes.
The referee calls for Zombie to work.
Zombie takes a shot to the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zombie prevents a body shot from Mewes.
Zombie lands a hook that snaps the head of Mewes backwards.
Zombie lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Mewes backwards.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Mewes lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Zombie backwards.
Zombie fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Zombie lands a hook that snaps the head of Mewes backwards.
A right handed body shot lands from Zombie.
Mewes tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Mewes lands with a light punch inside.
Zombie fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Zombie slows down the pace here.
Mewes doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Mewes's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Zombie lands with a light punch inside.
Mewes throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Zombies head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Russian Zombie dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Zombie gets tackled into the cage by Mewes. Mewes maintains the clinch.
Mewes is looking to control Zombie's arms but Zombie gets an underhook and turns him. Now Mewes has his back to the cage.
Mewes tries to throw a body punch but Zombie avoids it by throwing Mewes back against the cage.
Zombie misses with the head strike.
Mewes takes a shot to the head.
A shot in the inside from Mewes.
Mewes is trying to stall.
Zombie tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Zombie lands a body shot in the clinch.
Zombie working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Zombie pushes Mewes back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mewes fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Zombie lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Mewes backwards.
Zombie pushes Mewes back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Still in the clinch, Zombie scores with a nice short uppercut.

Mewes is rocked!
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Zombie.
Oh Mewes is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Zombie working aggressively here.
Zombie throws a punch but it's blocked by Mewes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mewes throws a head punch that misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Mewes.
Mewes seems to have got his legs back now.
Mewes misses with a body punch.
Zombie will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Mewes up against the cage.
Zombie is stalling here.
Mewes misses with a short punch on the inside.
Zombie lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Mewes backwards.
A right hook to the body lands for Zombie.
Zombie goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A hook to the body from Zombie.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Mewes.
Zombie pushes Mewes back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Zombie lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Zombie lands a shot to the body.
Mewes misses with a punch to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zombie scores with a shoulder strike.
Mewes has a couple of punches blocked by Zombie.
Zombie makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A nice right hand lands inside from Zombie.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Zombie lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Mewes working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Zombie lands with a short shot to the head.
Zombie lands a shoulder strike.
A hook to the body from Zombie.
Mewes gets through Zombie's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Mewes misses with a punch to the body.
A short right from Zombie.
Mewes throws a punch but it's blocked by Zombie.
Mewes has Zombie pressed against the cage.
Zombie lands a hook to the side of the head.
Mewes misses with some punches.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zombie doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Zombie tries to work over Mewes's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Mewes has a couple of punches blocked by Zombie.
Zombie blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Zombie lands a shoulder strike.
Mewes looking to slow down the pace here.
Zombie cracks Mewes with a nice body shot.
Mewes swings wildly with an uppercut but Zombie uses good head movement to avoid it.
Mewes tries to work over Zombie's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Zombie blocking some punches.
Zombie is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Zombie seems frustrated at his inability to get double underhooks.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Zombie.
Still in the clinch, Zombie scores with a nice short uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A right hook to the body lands for Zombie.
Zombie lands with a right to the head.
Mewes blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Zombie is trying to stall.
Zombie lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Mewes backwards.
Mewes lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Zombie throws a big uppercut that drops Mewes! More strikes from Zombie and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Mewes lies dazed against the cage as Zombie celebrates with his cornermen!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:36 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Russian Zombie!
Russian Zombie decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
The defeated Jason Mewes had this to say: 'I'm young and I'll be back, better and more awesome!'.