PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bleh Wha (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rai Leonardo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). He arrived on a last minute flight shortly after looking tired and unhappy. Officials decided the fight should still take place, much to the delight of the fans in attendance.
Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bleh Wha and Rai Leonardo. Wha comes to the cage accompanied by Super Bon Bon - Soul Coughing. I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!

Wha
vs
Leonardo

225 cm
33
300 lbs
30 - 18 - 0

202 cm
37
266 lbs
24 - 11 - 1

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World class boxer
Insanely flexible

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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 30 - 18 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Bleh Wha!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 24 - 11 - 1, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Rai Leonardo!
The judges for this bout are Edson Gomes, Daniel Cesar and Leandro Rodrigues.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Leonardo lands a body shot.
Leonardo tests Wha's chin there with a solid looking shot.

Wha darts in and clinches Leonardo up against the cage.
Leonardo tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Leonardo using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Leonardo tries to work over Wha's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Leonardo works on Wha's body with a couple of short punches.
Leonardo scores with a shoulder strike.
Wha misses with a body punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Leonardo working Wha over with knees to the body.

Leonardo pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Wha goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Leonardo misses with a wild combination.
Wha takes a head kick and keeps coming.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wha moves away from the strike by Leonardo.
Leonardo throws a half hearted mid kick.
Leonardo uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Wha.
Leonardo ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Wha moves away.
Wha tries to clinch there but Leonardo circles away.
Leonardo wants to counter with a clinch but Wha pushes him away.
Wha misses with an uppercut.
Wha paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Leonardo uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Wha.
Leonardo tries to counter by closing the distance.
Wha looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Wha feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Leonardo's calf.
Leonardo takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Nice jab there from Leonardo.
Wha checks the leg kick.
Wha swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Leonardo swats away the attempt to clinch by Wha.
Leonardo throws the left hand but Wha avoids the punch easily.
Wha throws a wild combination but nothing lands.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Leonardo throws a lazy right hand but Wha sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Wha tries to close the distance and clinch but Leonardo swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Nice defenses there by Wha.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Leonardo lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Wha has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Wha and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Wha misses with a body shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Leonardo jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Leonardo throws a shot to the body.
A jab from Wha misses.
Wha tries a head kick but it misses.
Leonardo lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Leonardo has tried to improve his agility in the runup to this fight.
A telegraphed right hand from Leonardo misses the target.
Wha blocks a head kick by Leonardo.
A chopping leg kick lands by Leonardo.
Wha throws a right and a left that Leonardo avoids nicely.
Leonardo lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Wha misses with a body shot.
Wha dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Wha misses with a two punch combination.
Leonardo steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Wha.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wha throws a series of punches but Leonardo avoids them all with ease.
Leonardo avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Leonardo wants to counter the offense by Wha and move into the clinch position.
Wha swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Wha sizes up Leonardo with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Wha throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Leonardo sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Leonardo looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Nice straight punches there by Leonardo. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Leonardo.
Leonardo lands with a kick to the temple. Wha shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Leonardo misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Leonardo scores with a three punch combo!
Leonardo connects with a right hand. Wha shakes it off.
Wha misses the shot to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Leonardo tries to clinch there but Wha circles away.
Nice body kick from Leonardo.
The fighters circling - Leonardo throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Leonardo doesn't manage to clinch there - Wha circles away.
Leonardo lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wha tries to score with a low kick but Leonardo moves his leg out of the way.
Wha looks to throw the jab but Leonardo is out of range.
Wha lands a nice shot to the body.
Leonardo lands a nice looking body kick.
Leonardo tries a head kick but it misses.
Leonardo throws a head kick that misses.
Wha fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Leonardo manages to avoid it.
Wha walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Leonardo checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
A chopping leg kick lands by Wha.
Leonardo scoring well with a low kick there.
Leonardo just misses with a punch to the body.
Leonardo lands the left hand.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Leonardo fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Wha looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Wha staying out of range there.
Wha is looking for a counter combo.
Wha tries to close the distance and clinch but Leonardo swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Wha throws a series of punches but Leonardo moves out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rai Leonardo dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Wha misses with a body kick.
Wha walks into a left hand.
Leonardo lands a leg kick that knocks Wha off balance momentarily.
Leonardo fails in his attempt to clinch.
Wha defending well as Leonardo loads up on a big left hand.
Wha ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Leonardo moves away.
Leonardo misses with a head kick.
Bleh Wha seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A nice leg kick lands there from Wha.
Wha tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Leonardo manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
A jab lands there for Wha.
Rai Leonardo seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Leonardo lands a front kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wha waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Leonardo.
Donk. Leonardo catches Wha right on the button with a cross.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Leonardo.
Leonardo takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Leonardo has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Wha throws a right hand that misses
letting Leonardo counter with a right hand.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

Leonardo lands a big head kick that sends Wha tumbling to the mat! Leonardo takes a step backwards and waves Wha back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Bleh Wha is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wha's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Leonardo connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Wha scrambles back to his feet.

Wha is rocked!
Leonardo lands with a right that hurts Wha. Wha looks to clinch but Leonardo throws a short knee that drops Wha. This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:12 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch and Knee). Rai Leonardo!
Rai Leonardo is the new super heavyweight champion!
During a confident post fight interview, Rai Leonardo thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.