PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Bruce Leeroy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ron Burgundy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Leeroy comes to the cage accompanied by Boondocks Theme Song. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Leeroy
vs
Burgundy

174 cm
40
155 lbs
36 - 23 - 0

172 cm
37
155 lbs
24 - 13 - 1

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 36 - 23 - 0, fighting out of New York, Bruce Leeroy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 24 - 13 - 1, fighting out of London, Ron Burgundy!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Cecil Peabody and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A nice inside leg kick there by Burgundy. That's going to slow Leeroy down.
Burgundy's coach down at Get Ripped or Die Mirin was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Burgundy's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.

Burgundy has taken the fight to the clinch.
Leeroy tries to break free but Burgundy pushes him back against the cage.
Burgundy blocks an uppercut.
Burgundy will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Leeroy up against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Leeroy fails to land.
Leeroy tries to work over Burgundy's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A short body shot lands from Leeroy as the two fighters clinch.
Burgundy stalling against the cage.
Burgundy stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Burgundy struggles to land a body shot inside as Leeroy controls his hands.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Burgundy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Burgundy goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Burgundy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Leeroy's elbow.
Leeroy tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Burgundy just stands there and leans against the cage.
Burgundy misses with a punch to the body.
Burgundy working aggressively here.
Burgundy lands with a short punch from the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Burgundy lands with a short shot to the head.
Leeroy lands a shot to the body.
Burgundy misses with a body punch.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Burgundy misses with a short punch on the inside.
Leeroy pushes Burgundy back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Leeroy pushes Burgundy back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Burgundy's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Leeroy prevents a body shot from Burgundy.

Leeroy breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Leeroy throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Burgundy is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Burgundy blocks a head kick by Leeroy.
Burgundy looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Leeroy throws the left hand but Burgundy avoids the punch easily.
Burgundy slips a straight right by Leeroy.
Leeroy misses with a body shot
and Burgundy makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Leeroy misses with a kick to the body.
Burgundy slips under a jab.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Leeroy lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Burgundy has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Burgundy and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Burgundy thows a body kick. Leeroy tries to catch it but that hurt him.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Burgundy avoids the head kick by Leeroy.
Burgundy feints a counter leg kick.
Burgundy cracks the inside of Leeroy's front leg.
Leeroy jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Leeroy fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Leeroy ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Burgundy moves away.
Leeroy throws a nice outside leg kick.
A combination from Leeroy does no damage.
Burgundy takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Leeroy wants to land a leg kick but Burgundy is out of range.

Burgundy moves into the clinch.
Leeroy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Burgundy's elbow.
Burgundy can't find room to land a body shot as Leeroy controls the action.
Burgundy has Leeroy pushed against the cage.
Burgundy tries to throw a body punch but Leeroy avoids it by throwing Burgundy back against the cage.
Burgundy can't find room to land a body shot as Leeroy controls the action.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Burgundy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Leeroy's elbow.
Burgundy tries to work over Leeroy's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Burgundy misses with a hook to the ribs.
Burgundy struggles to land a body shot inside as Leeroy controls his hands.
Burgundy can't find room to land a body shot as Leeroy controls the action.
Burgundy misses with a punch to the body.
Burgundy misses with a punch to the body.
Burgundy throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Leeroys head.
Leeroy working aggressively here.
Burgundy digs a right hand into Leeroy's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Leeroy's gas tank.
Burgundy can't find room to land a body shot as Leeroy controls the action.

Leeroy breaks the clinch.
Leeroy connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Burgundy takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Leeroy misses with a wild body shot.
Burgundy now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Leeroy, right into the meat.
Burgundy avoids the body shot from Leeroy.
Leeroy scores with a shot to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Leeroy swings and misses with a hook to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Burgundy keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Leeroy throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Burgundy fails in his attempt to clinch.
Burgundy on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Burgundy checks a leg kick nicely.
Burgundy checks the leg kick.
Burgundy cracks Leeroy with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Leeroy misses with a looping right.
Leeroy throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Burgundy sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Leeroy throws a body punch but Burgundy moves out of range.
Leeroy backing away here, and Burgundy unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Leeroy misses with a low kick.
Burgundy connects with a solid leg kick.
Burgundy throws a nice outside leg kick.
Burgundy blocks a leg kick.
Leeroy throws a poor cross that misses
and Burgundy cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bruce Leeroy dominated that round.
That's time! Leeroy's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Leeroy pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
The fighters circling - Burgundy throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Burgundy scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Burgundy cracks the inside of Leeroy's front leg.
Leeroy just misses with a punch to the body.
Some bone on bone action there as Burgundy checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Leeroy misses with a head kick.
Burgundy slips under a jab.
Leeroy tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Burgundy was well out of range. Poor timing from Leeroy.
Leeroy takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Leeroy looks for the body kick but Burgundy saw that one coming.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Leeroy swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Burgundy counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Burgundy lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Leeroy connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Bruce Leeroy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Leeroy takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Burgundy fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Burgundy fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Leeroy on the side of the head.
Good work by Burgundy as he checks the leg kick.
Burgundy throws the kick towards the body but Leeroy avoids it.
Leeroy throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Burgundy moves out of range of the body kick.
Burgundy misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Burgundy scores with a leg kick.
Leeroy throws a right and a left that both miss.
Burgundy throws a fast counter high kick but Leeroy manages to duck under it in time.
Burgundy uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Leeroy.
Leeroy throws a jab when Burgundy was well out of range.
Leeroy is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Leeroy avoids the head kick by Burgundy.
Burgundy checks the leg kick nicely there.
Leeroy throws a body shot but no joy.
Burgundy now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Leeroy lands a nice looking kick to the body. Burgundy takes a step back to recover.
Leeroy throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Burgundy! But no joy.
Leeroy throws a leg kick
and Burgundy counters with a leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Burgundy tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Nice defenses there by Burgundy.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Burgundy moves out of range as Leeroy strikes.
Leeroy gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Burgundy counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Burgundy throws a leg kick which misses Leeroy's front leg but catches the back leg as Leeroy tries to avoid it.
Nice uppercut lands for Burgundy. That snapped Leeroy's head back.
A big right from Leeroy misses.
Burgundy appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Leeroy throws a lazy uppercut
and Burgundy counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Burgundy tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Burgundy on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Leeroy. Leeroy obviously looking to wear him down.
Burgundy takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Leeroy looks to throw the jab but Burgundy is out of range.
Leeroy misses with a body shot
and Burgundy counters with a thumping low kick.
Burgundy misses with an attempted mid kick.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Burgundy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Leeroy pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Bruce Leeroy is winning the standup battle so far.
Leeroy shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.

Burgundy has closed the distance and engaged Leeroy in a clinch.
Burgundy lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Leeroy digs a right hand into Burgundy's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Burgundy's gas tank.
Still in the clinch, Leeroy scores with a nice short uppercut.
Ron Burgundy seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
A short right from Leeroy.
A right hook to the body lands for Burgundy.
Leeroy wants to break free but Burgundy has control.
A nice right hand lands inside from Leeroy.
Leeroy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Burgundy's elbow.
Leeroy scores with a shot to the side of Burgundy's head.
Leeroy tries to throw a body punch but Burgundy avoids it by throwing Leeroy back against the cage.
A right hook to the body lands for Leeroy.
Burgundy swings wildly with an uppercut but Leeroy uses good head movement to avoid it.
Burgundy tries to work over Leeroy's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Leeroy blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Leeroy is looking to break free of the clinch but Burgundy has double underhooks.
A left hand lands to the body for Burgundy.
Burgundy pressing his opponent against the cage.
Leeroy tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Burgundy stalling against the cage.
Leeroy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Leeroy swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Burgundy is trying to maintain a safe position but Leeroy gets an underhook and turns Burgundy into the cage.
Nice body punch from Leeroy.
Burgundy misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Leeroy lands a body punch in the clinch.
Leeroy jumps guard but Burgundy turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Burgundy tries a body shot but Leeroy blocks it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ron Burgundy showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

Burgundy uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Leeroy.
Leeroy throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Leeroy throws a nice outside leg kick.
Leeroy walks forward, straight into a front kick from Burgundy.
Burgundy cracks Leeroy with a right hand to the side of the head.
Leeroy throws a lazy right hand but Burgundy sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Burgundy thinks about the counter body kick.

Burgundy closes the distance and pushes Leeroy back into the cage.
Leeroy misses with the head strike.
Burgundy keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Leeroy's efforts to push away.
Burgundy misses with a punch to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Leeroy is trying to break free.
Leeroy throws a punch but it's blocked by Burgundy.
Burgundy misses with a body punch.
Leeroy throws a punch but it's blocked by Burgundy.
Burgundy misses with a punch to the body.
Burgundy prevents a body shot from Leeroy.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Burgundy misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Leeroy lands a body punch.
Leeroy wants to take the fight to the mat but Burgundy manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Burgundy misses with a punch on the inside.
Leeroy tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Burgundy avoids it.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Leeroy as Burgundy tries to tie him up.
Burgundy makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Burgundy tries a body shot but Leeroy blocks it.
Burgundy lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Leeroy is trying to push Burgundy away but Burgundy has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.

Leeroy manages to break the clinch.
Leeroy wants to land a leg kick but Burgundy is out of range.
Burgundy only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Burgundy lands a head kick. Leeroy smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Leeroy.
Nice uppercut there from Leeroy.
Leeroy motions for Burgundy to come forward. Leeroy throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Burgundy appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Leeroy looks to score with a jab to the body but Burgundy is just out of range.
Leeroy just misses with a punch to the body.
Burgundy feints a counter leg kick.
Leeroy fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
A low kick from Leeroy is predictable there
and Burgundy cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Burgundy throws a leg kick which misses Leeroy's front leg but catches the back leg as Leeroy tries to avoid it.
Leeroy looks to throw the jab but Burgundy is out of range.
Leeroy throws a low kick, looking for Burgundy's leg but Burgundy calmly moves out of range.
Burgundy counters with a body kick.
Burgundy avoids the body shot from Leeroy.
Leeroy throws a low kick but it's checked well by Burgundy.
Burgundy avoids the body shot from Leeroy.
Burgundy throws out a powerful jab.
Leeroy throws a jab when Burgundy was well out of range.
Burgundy flicks out a counter leg kick but Leeroy steps away.
Leeroy feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Burgundys jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Burgundy moves away from the strike by Leeroy.
Leeroy moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromBurgundy.
Leeroy throws a predictable looking body shot
and Burgundy counters with a good low kick that Leeroy was not able to check.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Burgundy.
Burgundy checks a leg kick.
Burgundy throws a nice outside leg kick.
Burgundy fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Leeroy.
Leeroy looks to land a right hand but Burgundy moved out of range.
Burgundy lands a head kick!
Leeroy connects with the punch.
Leeroy thows a leg kick but Burgundy checks it
enabling Burgundy to counter with a crisp jab.
Leeroy misses with a left hand
and Burgundy counters with a good low kick that Leeroy was not able to check.
Leeroy lands a jab.
Leeroy feints and then cracks Burgundy's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Burgundy down.
Burgundy scores with a crisp jab that stopped Leeroy in his tracks.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Burgundy doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Leeroy rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Burgundy counters with a nice uppercut.

Leeroy is rocked!
Leeroy stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Burgundy.
Oh Leeroy is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Burgundy lands a big head kick that sends Leeroy to the canvas! Burgundy follows up with strikes from the mount that forces the ref to step in and stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:17 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ron Burgundy!
Ron Burgundy thanked the fans post fight for their support.