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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between John Kruk (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and James Hurrdurrr (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, John Kruk!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, James Hurrdurrr!
The judges for this bout are Winston Alpacca, Daniel Franklin and Dirk Anderson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kruk lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Hurrdurrr circles away quickly and effectively.
As Kruk backs off Hurrdurrr throws a huge counter combo but Kruk manages to avoid it all.
Kruk misses with a few strikes there.
Kruk swinging wildly here.
Hurrdurrr misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Hurrdurrr misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Kruk swinging wildly here.
Hurrdurrr lands with a kick to the temple. Kruk shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Kruk swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Hurrdurrr let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kruk throws a series of punches but Hurrdurrr avoids them all with ease.
Hurrdurrr blocks the body kick.
Hurrdurrr is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Kruk tries to keep at a distance but Hurrdurrr has taken the fight into the clinch.
Hurrdurrr avoiding damage as Kruk throws knees to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kruk is trying to force a seperation but Hurrdurrr has the dominant position.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Hurrdurrr.
Kruk has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Kruk tries to circle away but Hurrdurrr has him pinned against the cage.
Hurrdurrr jumps guard but Kruk turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Hurrdurrr prevents the takedown attempt.
Kruk is trying to push Hurrdurrr away but Hurrdurrr has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Hurrdurrr is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Kruk is defending well.
John Kruk has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of James Hurrdurrr.
Kruk is looking to break free of the clinch but Hurrdurrr has double underhooks.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Hurrdurrr misses with some punches.
Hurrdurrr manages to break the clinch.
Hurrdurrr lands with a thumping leg kick.
Kruk throws a sloppy head kick and Hurrdurrr moves out of range easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kruk lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Kruk throws a head kick but Hurrdurrr moves out of range.
Some wild striking there from Kruk.
Kruk is breathing heavily.
Nice sprawl there from Kruk as Hurrdurrr shoots in.
Kruk swinging wildly here.
A head kick misses from Kruk.
Hurrdurrr misses the shot to the body.
Kruk seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Hurrdurrr has taken the fight to the clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hurrdurrr jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Kruk walks away with a smile on his face. Hurrdurrr gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Hurrdurrr shoots in but Kruk avoids the takedown attempt easily.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Kruk is defended easily by Hurrdurrr.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A jab lands there for Hurrdurrr.
Kruk misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Hurrdurrr unleashes a big counter combination but Kruk bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Hurrdurrr dives in for a single leg takedown but Kruk sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Kruk shoots in looking for a takedown but Hurrdurrr manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Kruk's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Hurrdurrr steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Kruk.
Hurrdurrr is looking to clinch but Kruk is avoiding it.
Kruk cracks Hurrdurrr with a right hand to the side of the head.
Hurrdurrr shoots for a takedown but Kruk saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Kruk throws a counter high kick but Hurrdurrr was just alert enough to avoid it.
Hurrdurrr shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Kruk pinned against the cage. Kruk gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kruk lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Hurrdurrr circles away quickly and effectively.
Hurrdurrr wants to counter with a clinch but Kruk pushes him away.
Kruk tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Kruk throws a series of strikes that have Hurrdurrr backpedaling.
Hurrdurrr thumps Kruk with a low kick.
Hurrdurrr thuds a left hand into Kruk's body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hurrdurrr shoots in looking for a takedown. Kruk tries to sprawl out of it but Hurrdurrr keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Kruk manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Hurrdurrr goes for a double leg but Kruk avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Kruk continues to drive forward.
Hurrdurrr takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Kruk misses with a body kick.
Hurrdurrr throws out a counter right but Kruk avoids it with no problem.
John Kruk seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kruk works over Hurrdurrr's head and body with a nice combination.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
John Kruk dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Hurrdurrr throws a head kick that Kruk semi-blocks.
Kruk has a takedown stuffed.
Kruk misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Despite the aggression on Hurrdurrr's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Hurrdurrr is defended easily by Kruk.
John Kruk is winning the standup battle so far.
Hurrdurrr is looking to clinch.
Kruk throws a left and a right that both miss
and Hurrdurrr counters with a two punch combo.
Hurrdurrr looks to land a left hand but Kruk moved out of range nicely.
Kruk appears to be looking for a big counter.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hurrdurrr stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Hurrdurrr wants it to stay on the feet.
Kruk tries to close the distance and clinch but Hurrdurrr swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Kruk misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
No luck for Hurrdurrr with that takedown attempt.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hurrdurrr shoots in for a takedown but Kruk shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
John Kruk has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of James Hurrdurrr.
Hurrdurrr misses with a head kick.
Hurrdurrr fails to land the takedown.
Hurrdurrr takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
John Kruk is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Kruk throws a sloppy head kick and Hurrdurrr moves out of range easily.
Hurrdurrr avoids the head kick by Kruk.
Hurrdurrr fails with an attempt to clinch.
Hurrdurrr misses the shot to the body.
Kruk misses with a jab, cross combination.
Kruk swinging wildly here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hurrdurrr wants to clinch up but Kruk keeps it at a distance.
Hurrdurrr keeps Kruk at a distance using the push kick.
Kruk throws a series of strikes that have Hurrdurrr backpedaling.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Hurrdurrr swats away the attempt to clinch by Kruk.
Kruk stuffs the takedown attempt from Hurrdurrr. Hurrdurrr gets slowly back to his feet.
Kruk appears to be looking for a big counter.
Hurrdurrr throws a head kick but Kruk moves out of range.
Hurrdurrr blocks a head kick by Kruk.
Kruk lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Hurrdurrr circles away quickly and effectively.
Hurrdurrr closes the distance and pushes Kruk back into the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kruk breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Hurrdurrr fails with a takedown attempt.
Hurrdurrr tries to sprawl but Kruk drives through with a takedown into half guard.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Hurrdurrr is trying to stand.
Hurrdurrr has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Kruk is working away from the top position though.
Kruk stands, ready to strike. The ref makes him back up and allows Hurrdurrr to get to his feet.
Kruk is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Hurrdurrr can do to turn this around?
Kruk thows a body kick. Hurrdurrr tries to catch it but that hurt him.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kruk looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Hurrdurrr avoids the head kick by Kruk.
Kruk slaps away a takedown attempt from Hurrdurrr, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Kruk stalks Hurrdurrr and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Hurrdurrr's face. Hurrdurrr staggers backwards, shaken.
Kruk throws a sloppy head kick and Hurrdurrr moves out of range easily.
Hurrdurrr throws a counter combo.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hurrdurrr fails with a takedown attempt.
Kruk moves into the clinch successfully.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
John Kruk dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
Kruk misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Nice takedown defense from Kruk. No joy for Hurrdurrr on that attempt.
Kruk throws a wild body kick that Hurrdurrr sees coming a mile off.
Hurrdurrr lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Hurrdurrr stuffs the takedown.
Hurrdurrr is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
Kruk fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Hurrdurrr looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Kruk throws a head kick but Hurrdurrr moves out of range.
Hurrdurrr changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Kruk avoids a punch combination nicely.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hurrdurrr has closed the distance and engaged Kruk in a clinch.
Kruk is trying to break free.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Hurrdurrr breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Kruk missing with a left hand there. Hurrdurrr was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kruk displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Hurrdurrr.
Hurrdurrr shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Kruk as he jumps to the side.
John Kruk has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of James Hurrdurrr.
Kruk throws a head kick but Hurrdurrr moves out of range.
Hurrdurrr is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Hurrdurrr darts in and clinches Kruk up against the cage.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Hurrdurrr.
Kruk working hard to break the clinch.
Kruk is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Hurrdurrr pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Hurrdurrr breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Hurrdurrr dives in for a single leg takedown but Kruk sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Hurrdurrr.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kruk throws a wild body kick that Hurrdurrr sees coming a mile off.
A combination from Kruk does no damage.
Kruk misses with a double jab.
Hurrdurrr changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Kruk tries to avoid it but Hurrdurrr manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Kruk to the ground. Kruk escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Hurrdurrr misses the shot to the body.
Kruk throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Kruk throws a nice looking combination but Hurrdurrr bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Hurrdurrr looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Kruk is fending him off so far but Hurrdurrr persists. Nope, Kruk circles away and we're back to standing.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hurrdurrr throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Hurrdurrr tries for a takedown but Kruk sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Hurrdurrr takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
A punch combination from Kruk misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kruk circles away from the clinch attempt.
Kruk stuffs the takedown attempt from Hurrdurrr. Hurrdurrr gets slowly back to his feet.
Kruk is looking for a counter combo.
Kruk scores with a nice strike.
Hurrdurrr moves out of range of the body kick.
Hurrdurrr changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Hurrdurrr lands a nice looking body kick.
Kruk throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Hurrdurrr looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
Hurrdurrr scores with a head kick.
Kruk throws a series of punches but Hurrdurrr moves out of range.
A punch combination from Kruk misses.
Hurrdurrr is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Kruk rather than just go for the knockout.
Hurrdurrr misses with a takedown attempt - Kruk sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kruk looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Hurrdurrr is fending him off so far but Kruk persists. Nope, Hurrdurrr circles away and we're back to standing.
Hurrdurrr tries to clinch but Kruk moves out of range.
Kruk misses with a two punch combination.
Hurrdurrr shoots in but no luck this time.
No luck for Kruk with that takedown attempt.
Hurrdurrr tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Kruk swivels and escapes.
Kruk was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Some wild striking there from Kruk.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Hurrdurrr shoots in looking for a takedown but Kruk manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Hurrdurrr's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
A punch combination from Kruk misses.
James Hurrdurrr has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
John Kruk is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Hurrdurrr throws a head kick that Kruk semi-blocks.
And that's the end of the fight!
John Kruk showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Kruk, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Winston Alpacca scores the fight 30:27
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 30:27
Judge Dirk Anderson scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... John Kruk!
Our winner, John Kruk, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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