PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kaka Pheu Pheu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Great Teacher Onizuka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Pheu Pheu
vs
Teacher Onizuka

184 cm
33
207 lbs
18 - 9 - 1

194 cm
36
217 lbs
24 - 16 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 9 - 1, fighting out of London, Kaka Pheu Pheu!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 24 - 16 - 0, fighting out of London, Great Teacher Onizuka!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, William Gold and James Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Onizuka moves away from the strike by Pheu Pheu.
Onizuka lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Onizuka loads up on a big right hand but Pheu Pheu slips the punch.
Pheu Pheu will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Onizuka looks to land a left hand but Pheu Pheu moved out of range nicely.
Onizuka throws a big shot that misses.
Pheu Pheu throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Pheu Pheu misses the shot to the body.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Onizuka lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Pheu Pheu has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Pheu Pheu and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Onizuka doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Pheu Pheu lunges at Onizuka with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Onizuka's hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Pheu Pheu bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Onizuka tries to bench press Pheu Pheu off him but Pheu Pheu keeps the position.
Pheu Pheu cracks Onizuka with a big elbow.
Pheu Pheu cracks Onizuka with a big elbow.
Onizuka is trying to improve his position.
Onizuka regains half guard.
Pheu Pheu has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Onizuka has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Pheu Pheu is working away from the top position though.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Onizuka is looking to improve his position.
Pheu Pheu is looking to take a break and control but Onizuka is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Onizuka trying to control from the bottom.
Pheu Pheu lands with a punch from half guard.
Onizuka manages to get to full guard.
Onizuka looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Pheu Pheu trying to control but Onizuka is working from the bottom.
Pheu Pheu in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Onizuka is trying to control the position from the bottom.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Onizuka is trying to hold Pheu Pheu in close to prevent damage but Pheu Pheu has managed to pass into half guard.
Onizuka wants to get back to full guard.
Pheu Pheu missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Onizuka is looking for a sweep. Pheu Pheu is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Pheu Pheu thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Onizuka's head.
Onizuka works his way to full guard. Good work.

Onizuka throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Pheu Pheu advances position into side control!
Onizuka is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Pheu Pheu off and has taken his back!
You can see the frustration on Pheu Pheu's face… He knows he is in trouble unless he improves his position sooner rather than later.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Onizuka connects with a series of strikes and the referee is calling for Pheu Pheu to escape the position.
Onizuka lands with a big left hand that may well have hurt his opponent. Can Pheu Pheu hold on?!
Pheu Pheu can't escape the position.
Onizuka throws a big right hand but he misses and hits the mat. Ouch.
Onizuka is throwing strikes from the back here. Oh that last one was to the back of the head. Onizuka gets a warning from the referee. He throws another strike to the back of the head straight away though and the referee has seen enough. He breaks up the two fighters and stands them back up. Onizuka gets a real talking to here and is lucky not to get a point deducted. Onizuka apologises and we restart here on the feet.
Good work by Onizuka as he checks the leg kick.
Pheu Pheu connects with the punch.
Onizuka on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Pheu Pheu blocks a head kick by Onizuka.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Onizuka, right into the meat.
Great Teacher Onizuka is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Pheu Pheu lands a jab.
Pheu Pheu is looking to clinch but Onizuka is avoiding it.
Onizuka throws a head kick that misses.

Onizuka has Pheu Pheu up against the cage in a clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Pheu Pheu blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Pheu Pheu.
Onizuka misses with the head strike.
Onizuka gets through Pheu Pheu's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Pheu Pheu lands an uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Pheu Pheu.
Pheu Pheu lands a hook that snaps the head of Onizuka backwards.
Pheu Pheu swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A short uppercut from Onizuka.
Pheu Pheu tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Onizuka's elbow.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Onizuka.
Onizuka throws a head punch that misses.
Onizuka lands a left hand that snaps the head of Pheu Pheu backwards.
Onizuka makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Pheu Pheu misses with the head strike.
Onizuka has a couple of punches blocked by Pheu Pheu.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Great Teacher Onizuka will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Onizuka throws a leg kick but Pheu Pheu checks it.
Great Teacher Onizuka seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Onizuka swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Pheu Pheu lands a really nice looking cross but Onizuka seems unphased.
Onizuka misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Pheu Pheu.
Onizuka fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Onizuka lands a front kick.
A head kick misses from Onizuka.
Onizuka displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Pheu Pheu throws out the jab.
Pheu Pheu misses with an uppercut.
Onizuka misses with a right hand
and Pheu Pheu cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Onizuka throws a right hand that misses
and Pheu Pheu counters with a lovely straight right hand!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Onizuka lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Pheu Pheu shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Onizuka pinned against the cage. Onizuka gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Onizuka thows a leg kick but Pheu Pheu checks it
and Pheu Pheu counters with a straight right hand.

It looks like Great Teacher Onizuka has been cut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pheu Pheu jabs Onizuka to the body, keeping him at a distance.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Pheu Pheu checks a leg kick.
Pheu Pheu punishes Onizuka's body with a nice straight punch.
Onizuka chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Pheu Pheu can pounce on him.
Pheu Pheu is looking to chop away at Onizuka's legs.
Onizuka is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Good leg kick by Onizuka there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Onizuka tries a head kick but it misses.
Onizuka misses with a body kick.
Pheu Pheu turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Pheu Pheu sizes up Onizuka with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Onizuka cracks Pheu Pheu with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Onizuka wants to clinch up but Pheu Pheu keeps it at a distance.
It looked like Pheu Pheu wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Onizuka misses with a hook. Pheu Pheu ducked under it nicely.
Onizuka takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Onizuka throws a leg kick that is checked
and Pheu Pheu connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Onizuka tries to bum rush Pheu Pheu with a series of wild strikes but Pheu Pheu uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Onizuka slips under a jab.
Pheu Pheu throws an overhand right that drops Onizuka like a sack of potatoes! Pheu Pheu dives in to finish the fight with more strikes and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:17 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kaka Pheu Pheu!
Kaka Pheu Pheu seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.