PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Mega Minion (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jiji Lah Troth Tohlah (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Minion
vs
Lah Troth Tohlah

159 cm
22
142 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

165 cm
24
135 lbs
4 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
Great low kicks
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Solid chin

GREEN!160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the bantamweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Mega Minion!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Jiji Lah Troth Tohlah!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Tiny Johnson and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Minion stuffs the takedown attempt from Lah Troth Tohlah. Lah Troth Tohlah gets slowly back to his feet.
Minion tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Lah Troth Tohlah manages to circle out of the way.
Lah Troth Tohlah shoots in looking for a takedown. Minion tries to sprawl out of it but Lah Troth Tohlah keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Minion manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Lah Troth Tohlah has his takedown stuffed

and Minion holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
I was talking to Minion's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Mega Minion has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jiji Lah Troth Tohlah.
Lah Troth Tohlah is trying to pull guard but Minion turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Lah Troth Tohlah fails to pull the fight into his guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Minion lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Lah Troth Tohlah or not.
Nice body punch from Minion - that landed with a thud.
A shot in the inside from Minion.
Minion lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Lah Troth Tohlah tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Minion smiles and moves away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lah Troth Tohlah tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Minion manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Lah Troth Tohlah tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
A chopping leg kick lands by Minion.
Lah Troth Tohlah gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily

and Minion counters by clinching up.
Minion lands a shot to the body.

Minion pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Minion connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Lah Troth Tohlah takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Minion connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Lah Troth Tohlah shoots in for a double leg but Minion sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
As Lah Troth Tohlah tries to get set, Minion tries to push him back and clinch up but Lah Troth Tohlah manages to avoid the attempt.
Minion works Lah Troth Tohlah's body with a nice hook.
Minion lands with an uppercut that bounces Lah Troth Tohlah off the cage and back into range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Minion feints and then cracks Lah Troth Tohlah's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Lah Troth Tohlah down.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lah Troth Tohlah on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Lah Troth Tohlah throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Minion cracks Lah Troth Tohlah with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Minion scores with a nice right hand.

Lah Troth Tohlah is rocked!
Lah Troth Tohlah takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Lah Troth Tohlah is still on wobbly legs! Can Minion finish him?
Minion fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Lah Troth Tohlah looks winded!
Minion cracks Lah Troth Tohlah with a left hook right on the temple and Lah Troth Tohlah goes down! He's out! Referee! Stop the fight! Minion lands a few more punches before the dopey ref steps in - hopefully Lah Troth Tohlah is OK!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Mega Minion!
Mega Minion is the new bantamweight champion!
A victorious Mega Minion thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.