PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between John Cleese (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chairman Zhedong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Zhedong has a pretty significant injury - he really shouldn't be fighting right now but he's a warrior and he's here none the less! Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Cleese
vs
Zhedong

195 cm
22
241 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

211 cm
20
265 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
World class MT
Cardio machine

BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, John Cleese!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Chairman Zhedong!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Paul Tew and Phil Schofield.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cleese with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Zhedong looks winded!
Cleese throws a head kick but Zhedong moves out of range.
Zhedong misses with a telegraphed body shot
letting Cleese counter with a right hand.
Cleese lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
We've been told by Cleese's head coaches at 63745 that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.

Cleese closes the distance and pushes Zhedong back into the cage.
Cleese gets through Zhedong's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Cleese makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A short left from Cleese.
Zhedong takes a shot to the head.

Zhedong is rocked!
Cleese dips a shoulder and cracks Zhedong with a mighty uppercut! Zhedong falls back against the cage and Cleese unloads with a barrage of strikes! Zhedong is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Cleese screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). John Cleese!
After winning the bout, John Cleese thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
Chairman Zhedong was interviewed post fight and said 'Fuck Islam'.