PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Matt Porcelain Punisher (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Skunk Asap (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Matt Porcelain Punisher has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Porcelain Punisher
vs
Asap

225 cm
27
300 lbs
14 - 0 - 0

190 cm
27
215 lbs
9 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Granite chin

Decent wrestler
Dangerous knees
Powerful

Vikai Gear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Matt Porcelain Punisher!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Skunk Asap!
The judges for this bout are Sandra Marshall, David Hoff and Michael Johnstone.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Asap misses with a body kick.
Asap looks to land a body kick but Porcelain Punisher moved away.
An attempted straight right counter from Porcelain Punisher misses the target.
Asap lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Asap with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Asap throws a leg kick which misses Porcelain Punisher's front leg but catches the back leg as Porcelain Punisher tries to avoid it.
Asap lands a nice leg kick that just misses Porcelain Punisher's sensitive parts.
Porcelain Punisher takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Asap thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Porcelain Punisher if he has to take too many more of those.
Asap scores with a head kick. Porcelain Punisher tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Nice body kick from Asap.
Porcelain Punisher has been working on his boxing with his coaches at The GYM (20 elite coaches on the Island !!!) in the buildup to the fight.
Asap lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Asap lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Porcelain Punisher misses with a two punch combination.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Asap.
Asap lands with a kick to the temple. Porcelain Punisher shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"

That's one minute gone in the round.
Asap lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
A nice leg kick lands there from Asap.
Porcelain Punisher takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Asap moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Porcelain Punisher bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Asap's head backwards.
Porcelain Punisher throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Asap scoring well with a low kick there.
Asap fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
A thudding body kick lands there by Asap!
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Asap, right into the meat.
Asap lands with a thumping leg kick.
A solid body kick from Asap.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Asap throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Asap explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Porcelain Punisher misses with a looping right.
Porcelain Punisher lands a jab to the nose.
Asap connects with a body shot that sends Porcelain Punisher's belly button to the back.
Asap scores with a spinning back kick!
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Asap - that will leave a mark!
Porcelain Punisher is breathing heavily.
Asap pushes Porcelain Punisher away with a front kick.
Asap lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Porcelain Punisher throws a lazy uppercut
and Asap counters with a nice kick to the body.
Porcelain Punisher will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Asap takes a jab right on the kisser.
Asap misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
As Asap looks to move away, Porcelain Punisher throws a big counter combo bu Asap just gets out of the way.
Asap displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Porcelain Punisher throws out the jab.
Asap throws a head kick but Porcelain Punisher moves out of range.
It looked like Porcelain Punisher wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Porcelain Punisher takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Porcelain Punisher has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Asap.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Porcelain Punisher crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Asap - the referee stops the clock and Porcelain Punisher gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Asap. Porcelain Punisher manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Asap fakes the leg kick and cracks Porcelain Punisher in the body.
Asap thows a body kick. Porcelain Punisher tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Asap tries a head kick but it misses.
Porcelain Punisher is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Porcelain Punisher throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A solid leg kick lands there for Asap.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Asap, right into the meat.
Asap turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Asap looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Porcelain Punisher stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Asap.
Porcelain Punisher looks to throw the jab but Asap is out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Asap lands a nice looking body kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Asap throws a leg kick which misses Porcelain Punisher's front leg but catches the back leg as Porcelain Punisher tries to avoid it.
Porcelain Punisher is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Asap misses with a head kick.
Asap lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Asap connects with a solid leg kick.
Porcelain Punisher throws a body shot but no joy.
Asap lands a high kick!
Asap moves out of range as Porcelain Punisher strikes.
Asap was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Asap scores with a spinning back kick!
Porcelain Punisher sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Porcelain Punisher throws a right and a left that Asap avoids nicely.
Asap throws a sloppy head kick and Porcelain Punisher moves out of range easily.
That kick from Asap tenderised Porcelain Punisher's leg. Porcelain Punisher is trying to keep his angry face on.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Skunk Asap dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Asap lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Asap throws a half hearted mid kick.
As Asap looks to move away, Porcelain Punisher throws a big counter combo bu Asap just gets out of the way.
Porcelain Punisher is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Asap. Porcelain Punisher shrugs it off though.
Asap lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
A nice leg kick lands there from Asap.
Porcelain Punisher takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Asap on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Asap bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Asap scores with a kick to the midsection.
A big right from Porcelain Punisher misses.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Asap bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Asap throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A solid leg kick lands there for Asap.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Crunch! Asap slams his shin into Porcelain Punisher's torso.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Asap scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Asap has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Asap lets loose with a powerful body kick. Porcelain Punisher will feel that in the morning.
Asap throws a leg kick which misses Porcelain Punisher's front leg but catches the back leg as Porcelain Punisher tries to avoid it.
Porcelain Punisher steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Asap. That one must have hurt.
Porcelain Punisher takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Asap throws a head kick that half lands.
Porcelain Punisher throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Porcelain Punisher throws a looping overhand right but Asap ducks down to avoid it.
Asap scores with a nice body kick.
Porcelain Punisher stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Asap.
Asap throws a poor cross that misses
and Porcelain Punisher counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Asap pushes Porcelain Punisher away with a front kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Asap misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Asap slips a jab and a cross from Porcelain Punisher.
Skunk Asap seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Porcelain Punisher with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Asap to score with a decent uppercut.
Asap scores with a push kick.
Asap scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Asap connects with a leg kick. Porcelain Punisher looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Asap lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Asap cracks the inside of Porcelain Punisher's front leg.
Asap is looking to slow Porcelain Punisher down with leg kicks.
Asap scores with a leg kick.
Porcelain Punisher tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Asap throws a head kick that half lands.
Asap thuds his shin into the meat of Porcelain Punisher's side.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Porcelain Punisher has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Asap.
Both fighters circling a little - Asap finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
A slapping leg kick lands for Asap.
Asap connects with an inside leg kick.
Skunk Asap seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Asap throws a leg kick which misses Porcelain Punisher's front leg but catches the back leg as Porcelain Punisher tries to avoid it.
Asap scores with a head kick. Porcelain Punisher tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Asap fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Porcelain Punisher.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Asap. Porcelain Punisher shrugs it off though.
Asap thuds a left hand into Porcelain Punisher's body.
Asap chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Asap.
Asap throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Porcelain Punisher's head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Asap connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Asap lands with a nice body kick.
Porcelain Punisher takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Porcelain Punisher takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Nice body kick there by Asap.
A chopping leg kick lands by Asap.
Porcelain Punisher on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Porcelain Punisher takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Porcelain Punisher steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Asap. That one must have hurt.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Asap fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Porcelain Punisher.
That kick from Asap tenderised Porcelain Punisher's leg. Porcelain Punisher is trying to keep his angry face on.
Asap throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Skunk Asap showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Porcelain Punisher's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Asap throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Porcelain Punisher takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Asap throws a sloppy head kick and Porcelain Punisher moves out of range easily.
Nice body kick there by Asap.
Asap throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Porcelain Punisher.
Asap scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Asap lands a nice leg kick that just misses Porcelain Punisher's sensitive parts.
Asap lands with a kick to the ribs.
Asap fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Porcelain Punisher.
A slapping body kick lands there for Asap.
Asap lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Asap.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A kick lands to the mid section there for Asap.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Asap tries a head kick but it misses.
Porcelain Punisher sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Asap.
Asap throws a nice outside leg kick.
That kick from Asap tenderised Porcelain Punisher's leg. Porcelain Punisher is trying to keep his angry face on.
Asap throws a sloppy head kick and Porcelain Punisher moves out of range easily.
Porcelain Punisher was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Asap fakes the leg kick and cracks Porcelain Punisher in the body.
Nice body kick from Asap.
Porcelain Punisher blocks a jab.
A quick step to the side and Porcelain Punisher tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Asap lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Asap delivers a nice body kick.
Asap scores with a push kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Asap connects with an inside leg kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Crunch! Asap slams his shin into Porcelain Punisher's torso.
Asap pushes Porcelain Punisher away with a front kick.
Asap lands a leg kick that knocks Porcelain Punisher off balance momentarily.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Porcelain Punisher crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Asap - the referee stops the clock and Porcelain Punisher gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Asap. Porcelain Punisher manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Porcelain Punisher tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Porcelain Punisher avoids the head kick by Asap.
Asap throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Asap throws a front kick that sends Porcelain Punisher stumbling back into the cage.
Asap goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Asap uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Porcelain Punisher.
Asap is trying to counter with his kicks.
Asap throws a front kick that sends Porcelain Punisher stumbling back into the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Porcelain Punisher has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Asap.
Porcelain Punisher chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Asap can pounce on him.
Asap scores with a leg kick.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Porcelain Punisher crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Asap - the referee stops the clock and Porcelain Punisher gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Asap. Porcelain Punisher manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Asap dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Porcelain Punisher. That did some damage!
Asap thumps Porcelain Punisher with a low kick.
A combination from Porcelain Punisher does no damage.
Asap connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Porcelain Punisher has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Asap.
Porcelain Punisher shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Nice body kick from Asap.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Asap thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Porcelain Punisher if he has to take too many more of those.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A good leg kick by Asap.
Asap lands a nice looking kick to the body. Porcelain Punisher takes a step back to recover.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Asap.
Asap scores with a head kick.
Porcelain Punisher on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Asap. Asap obviously looking to wear him down.
Asap throws a leg kick which misses Porcelain Punisher's front leg but catches the back leg as Porcelain Punisher tries to avoid it.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Asap.
Porcelain Punisher on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Asap. Asap obviously looking to wear him down.
Asap throws the kick towards the body but Porcelain Punisher avoids it.
Porcelain Punisher is looking for a counter combo.
Porcelain Punisher avoids the head kick by Asap.
Porcelain Punisher was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Skunk Asap really dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Asap dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Porcelain Punisher. That did some damage!
Both fighters circling a little - Asap finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Porcelain Punisher avoids the head kick by Asap.
Porcelain Punisher has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Asap.
Asap scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Asap fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Asap throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Porcelain Punisher pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Asap lets loose with a powerful body kick. Porcelain Punisher will feel that in the morning.
An inside leg kick lands from Asap.
Porcelain Punisher has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Asap.
Asap scores with a kick to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Porcelain Punisher sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Porcelain Punisher's legs have taken a beating and he's really slowing down as a result.
Asap lands a high kick!
Porcelain Punisher has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Asap.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Asap. Porcelain Punisher shrugs it off though.
Porcelain Punisher throws a jab but it's blocked by Asap.
Asap keeps Porcelain Punisher at a distance using the push kick.
Asap lands with a nice body kick.
Asap pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Porcelain Punisher stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Asap.
Porcelain Punisher steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Asap. That one must have hurt.
Asap misses with a head kick.
Asap fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Porcelain Punisher has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Porcelain Punisher has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Asap.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A decent looking body kick lands there for Asap.
Asap uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Porcelain Punisher.
Asap connects with a leg kick. Porcelain Punisher looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Asap lands a leg kick that knocks Porcelain Punisher off balance momentarily.
Porcelain Punisher throws a hook to the side of Asap's head but Asap sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Asap throws a head kick but Porcelain Punisher moves out of range.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Asap.
Asap fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Porcelain Punisher.
Porcelain Punisher misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Asap throws a sloppy head kick and Porcelain Punisher moves out of range easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Porcelain Punisher misses with a series of wild punches.
A thudding body kick lands there by Asap!
A good leg kick by Asap.
Asap bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Asap fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Porcelain Punisher.
Asap fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Porcelain Punisher.
That kick from Asap tenderised Porcelain Punisher's leg. Porcelain Punisher is trying to keep his angry face on.
Asap lands a nice looking kick to the body. Porcelain Punisher takes a step back to recover.
Asap lands a nice leg kick that just misses Porcelain Punisher's sensitive parts.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Asap takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Asap uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Porcelain Punisher.
Asap goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Porcelain Punisher was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Porcelain Punisher scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Asap misses with an attempted mid kick.
Porcelain Punisher is looking to counter punch.
Asap throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Asap swinging wildly here.
Porcelain Punisher takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Asap throws a leg kick which misses Porcelain Punisher's front leg but catches the back leg as Porcelain Punisher tries to avoid it.
Porcelain Punisher fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Asap manages to avoid it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Skunk Asap dominated that fourth round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

A slow jab from Porcelain Punisher misses its intended target.
Asap throws a head kick that misses.
Asap pushes Porcelain Punisher away with a front kick.
Porcelain Punisher has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Asap.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Asap.
Asap throws a push kick but Porcelain Punisher slaps the foot to one side.
Porcelain Punisher throwing a counter right hand but Asap manages to avoid it.
Asap lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Asap, right into the meat.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Asap blocks a jab.
An inside leg kick lands from Asap.
Porcelain Punisher looks to score with a jab to the body but Asap is just out of range.
Asap throws a sloppy head kick and Porcelain Punisher moves out of range easily.
Porcelain Punisher throwing a counter right hand but Asap manages to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Asap fakes the leg kick and cracks Porcelain Punisher in the body.
Porcelain Punisher chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Asap can pounce on him.
Porcelain Punisher throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Porcelain Punisher blocks a head kick by Asap.
Asap throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Porcelain Punisher misses the shot to the body.
Porcelain Punisher throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Asap lets loose with a powerful body kick. Porcelain Punisher will feel that in the morning.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Asap, right into the meat.
Asap pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A little feinted left hand from Porcelain Punisher on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Asap scores with a one two! Porcelain Punisher had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Asap throws a nice head kick!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Asap turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Asap.
Asap misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Porcelain Punisher swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Asap throws a leg kick but Porcelain Punisher sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Asap throws a nice outside leg kick.
Asap ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Porcelain Punisher swings widly with a right hand
and Asap counters with a low kick, right behind Porcelain Punisher 's knee.
Asap misses with a head kick.
An attempted straight right counter from Porcelain Punisher misses the target.
A solid body kick from Asap.
Porcelain Punisher swings away with a body shot that misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Asap throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Asap throws a nice outside leg kick.
Porcelain Punisher cracks a nice hook into Asap's ribs.
Asap thuds his shin into the meat of Porcelain Punisher's side.
Asap scores with a kick to the midsection.
Porcelain Punisher swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Asap is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Porcelain Punisher takes a swing at Asap's ribcage but misses.
Porcelain Punisher throws a body shot but no joy.
Porcelain Punisher swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Asap lands a high kick!
Asap throws a nice outside leg kick.
Asap throws a head kick that misses.
Porcelain Punisher blocks a head kick by Asap.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Asap feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Porcelain Punisher's calf.
Asap thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Porcelain Punisher if he has to take too many more of those.
Asap throws a push kick but Porcelain Punisher slaps the foot to one side.
It looked like Porcelain Punisher wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Asap misses with a looping right.
Nice body kick there by Asap.
Asap throws a nice inside leg kick.
Asap throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Asap buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
A nice inside leg kick there by Asap. That's going to slow Porcelain Punisher down.
Asap lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Matt Porcelain Punisher has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Skunk Asap is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Asap throws a head kick that Porcelain Punisher semi-blocks.

And that's the end of the fight!
Skunk Asap comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Asap has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Sandra Marshall scores the fight 43:50
Judge David Hoff scores the fight 43:50
Judge Michael Johnstone scores the fight 43:50

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Skunk Asap!
Skunk Asap is the new super heavyweight champion!
A relieved looking Skunk Asap thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.