PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Heinrich Eisenberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rex Tyrannosaurus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Tyrannosaurus's choice of entrance music: MacArthurPark. Both fighters really staring each other down here, as Rex Tyrannosaurus enters the cage!

Eisenberg
vs
Tyrannosaurus

190 cm
38
280 lbs
18 - 14 - 0

199 cm
29
283 lbs
14 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
KO power

Decent wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Heinrich Eisenberg!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rex Tyrannosaurus!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Stewart Dunkirk and Frank Dennis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tyrannosaurus scores with a leg kick.
Tyrannosaurus fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Eisenberg fails to land the takedown.
A little jabbing left from Tyrannosaurus on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Eisenberg misses with a takedown attempt - Tyrannosaurus sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Eisenberg falls off balance throwing a combination
and Tyrannosaurus counters with a stiff right hand.

It looks like Heinrich Eisenberg has been cut.
Eisenberg connects with a solid leg kick.
Eisenberg fails with an attempt to clinch.
A countering left hand to the body from Tyrannosaurus misses.
Tyrannosaurus is looking to slow Eisenberg down with leg kicks.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tyrannosaurus keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Eisenberg shoots for a takedown but Tyrannosaurus saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Heinrich Eisenberg. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Eisenberg blocks a leg kick.
Tyrannosaurus misses with a looping right.
Eisenberg on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tyrannosaurus lands with a hook. Eisenberg tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Eisenberg shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.

Eisenberg decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Tyrannosaurus is looking to control Eisenberg's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Tyrannosaurus avoid being mounted?
Eisenberg takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Eisenberg prevents Tyrannosaurus from improving his position.
Tyrannosaurus is trying to control but Eisenberg passes into side control!
Tyrannosaurus wants to control but Eisenberg postures up.

Eisenberg has hold of Tyrannosaurus's arm. He's looking for a kimura. Tyrannosaurus seems comfortable defending it but Eisenberg has shifted his position slighty and is cranking on the arm! Tyrannosaurus is real pain and he's forced to tap out! Tyrannosaurus is disgusted with himself for not defending it better but Eisenberg couldn't care less - he's delighted!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Heinrich Eisenberg!