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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Timothy Bourque (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bleh Wha (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wha comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Super Bon Bon - Soul Coughing kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! On his way into the cage it seems that Timothy Bourque has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Timothy Bourque seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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270 lbs
52 - 24 - 0 |
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225 cm
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300 lbs
29 - 18 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
52 - 24 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Timothy Bourque!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
29 - 18 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Bleh Wha!
The judges for this bout are Leandro Rodrigues, Felipe Paraventi and Thiago Cunha.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wha misses with an uppercut
and Bourque counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Wha takes a jab right on the kisser.
Bourque really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Wha throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Bourque tried to counter with a leg kick but Wha avoided it.
Wha missing with a left hand there. Bourque was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Wha takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Wha avoids the head kick by Bourque.
Bourque moves out of range of the body kick from Wha.
Bourque throws a right hand that Wha ducks under and follows up with a left that Wha also avoids with ease.
Wha is looking for the big counter here.
Wha ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bourque moves away.
Bourque dodges the punch combination from Wha.
We've been informed that Wha has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Bourque misses with a body shot.
Wha is looking for the big counter here.
Bourque throws out a powerful jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Wha moves into the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Wha misses with a hook to the ribs.
Wha has Bourque pressed against the cage, preventing Bourque from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Bourque is trying to break free.
Wha lands with a short punch from the clinch.
It looks like Timothy Bourque has been cut.
Wha has Bourque pressed against the cage, preventing Bourque from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Bourque is trying to break the clinch but Wha is controlling him.
Nice body punch from Wha.
A frustrated look appears on Bourque's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Bourque is trying to push Wha away but Wha has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Bourque has had enough of the clinch but Wha keeps him there for the moment.
Bourque is trying to break the clinch but Wha has him pressed against the cage.
Bourque breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Wha wants to clinch but Bourque slips to the side
and Bourque counters with a straight right hand.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bourque. Wha does a little dance to reset his feet.
Bleh Wha seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bourque throws an off balance right hand
letting Wha counter with a right hand.
Wha tries to clinch but Bourque moves out of range.
Bourque throwing a counter right hand but Wha manages to avoid it.
Wha throws a right and a left that both miss.
Bourque avoids the body shot from Wha.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wha misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bourque.
Wha throws a series of punches but Bourque moves out of range.
Bourque scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Wha doesn't seem bothered though.
Wha lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bourque bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Bourque takes a swing at Wha's ribcage but misses.
Wha lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Wha instigates a clinch.
Bourque is trying to break the clinch but Wha has him pressed against the cage.
Bourque pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Bourque keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Wha dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Wha moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Wha is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Bourque rather than just go for the knockout.
Bourque looks to score with a jab to the body but Wha is just out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bourque throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
enabling Wha to counter with a crisp jab.
Wha walks into a straight right hand from Bourque.
Wha lands a right hook to the body.
Wha misses with a double jab
and Bourque counters with a solid body kick.
Wha moves in looking to clinch but Bourque pushes him off.
Wha cracks Bourque with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Wha has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Bourque to stand back up!
Bourque is rocked!
Timothy Bourque's cut is getting worse.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wha moves into the clinch successfully.
Oh Bourque is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Bourque wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Wha has him pressed against the cage.
Bourque seems to have got his legs back now.
Bourque breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Nice shot lands for Bourque.
That kick from Wha tenderised Bourque's leg. Bourque is trying to keep his angry face on.
Bourque's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Bourque duly obliges.
Wha moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
A big left from Wha misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wha misses with a wild combination.
Wha darts in trying to clinch
and Bourque counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Wha thuds a left hand into Bourque's body.
Wha misses with a hook. Bourque ducked under it nicely.
A quick step to the side and Bourque tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Wha moves in looking to clinch but Bourque pushes him off.
Wha walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Bourque checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Bourque swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Wha misses the shot to the body.
It looked like Bourque was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Wha.
Wha wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Bourque lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Bleh Wha will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Timothy Bourque's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Wha feints and then cracks Bourque's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Bourque down.
Bourque stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Wha.
Bourque throws a head kick that misses
and Wha counters with a right hand to the body.
Bourque pushes Wha away with a front kick.
Wha comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Wha misses with a combination
and Bourque counters with a series of strikes. Wha will be more careful next time no doubt.
Wha lands a big right hand that sends Bourque crashing to the mat! Wha stays standing though and waves Bourque back to his feet!
Timothy Bourque is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Wha is throwing a storm of strikes! Right hook, left hook and follows it up with a spinning back fist! Bourque hits the canvas like a rag doll! And just like that, this one is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:43 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Bleh Wha!
Bleh Wha is the new super heavyweight champion!
During a confident post fight interview, Bleh Wha thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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