PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gordon Thomas (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and George St Penis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). St Penis has chosen We Like to Party as his entrance music. Gordon Thomas has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Thomas
vs
St Penis

225 cm
18
300 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

200 cm
20
265 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Very strong

BJJ White Belt
Basic striking
Very confident

DTD Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Gordon Thomas!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, George St Penis!
The judges for this bout are Thiago Cunha, Felipe Paraventi and Alexandre Firmino.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Thomas closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
St Penis looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
St Penis moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Thomas stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. St Penis swivels though and keeps the full guard.
St Penis manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
BOOM! St Penis connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Thomas is looking to get to half guard.
Thomas taking shots to the head.
Thomas is wriggling around trying to escape.
Thomas is working hard here to advance position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
St Penis punishing his opponent with strikes.
A nice elbow there by St Penis.
St Penis looking to finish Thomas with some ground and pound. This is bad for Thomas!
Thomas in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
Thomas wants to control but St Penis is having none of it.
Thomas knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for St Penis on the ground.
Thomas takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
St Penis with good strikes from the mount here!
Thomas tries to hold on but St Penis postures up.
St Penis is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Thomas can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
St Penis landing shots from mount.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
St Penis with good strikes from the mount here!
Thomas on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Thomas tries to get out of the position.
St Penis dominating with strikes here.
St Penis landing strikes, looking to finish!
St Penis breaks from Thomas's wrist control and lands an elbow.
St Penis is landing with some decent strikes but Thomas is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Thomas is desperately trying to improve his position but St Penis has a good base and remains in mount.
St Penis in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
St Penis fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Thomas bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
St Penis throws some sloppy strikes off his back.
St Penis looking for a sweep. Not yet St Penis, not yet.
Thomas has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
St Penis manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Thomas manages to get himself to full guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Thomas looking to control.
St Penis works over Thomas with some ground and pound from guard.
St Penis connects with a couple of short punches.
St Penis with a flurry of punches that miss.
St Penis working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
St Penis passes Thomas's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Thomas is looking for a sweep. St Penis is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
St Penis prevents Thomas from standing back up.
Nice strikes from St Penis there.
St Penis passes to side control.
St Penis has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Thomas takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Thomas sneaks back into half guard.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. St Penis connects with a nice short shot to Thomas's temple.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. St Penis lands a nice short elbow.
Thomas has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. St Penis is working away from the top position though.
Thomas makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Thomas.
St Penis with a nice head shot there.
St Penis stopping the sweep attempt from Thomas.

Thomas is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
St Penis cracks Thomas with a solid left hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

George St Penis dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

St Penis stuffs the takedown attempt from Thomas. Thomas gets slowly back to his feet.
St Penis scores with a one two! Thomas had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
St Penis misses with a jab, cross combination.
St Penis scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
No joy there for St Penis, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Thomas fails in his attempt to clinch.
Thomas dodges the punch combination from St Penis.
St Penis shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Thomas as he avoids it easily.
Thomas misses with a head kick.
St Penis misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
St Penis throws a right and a left that Thomas avoids nicely.
St Penis misses with a wild combination.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Some wild striking there from St Penis.

St Penis looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Thomas!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Thomas working to try and regain half guard.
A nice elbow there by St Penis.
Thomas sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.

Thomas kicks off St Penis and gets to his feet.
St Penis doesn't succeed with the takedown

so Thomas counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Thomas preventing the sweep.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now St Penis is on top in guard.
St Penis postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Thomas is looking for a triangle but St Penis pushes his legs off easily.
Thomas wants to sweep but no luck.
Thomas trying to keep a closed guard but St Penis is proving a slippery customer.
Thomas will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
St Penis working some strikes from top position.
Thomas tries to land a sweep but no joy.
St Penis with a nice head shot there.
St Penis cracks Thomas with a solid left hand.
George St Penis has got the better of the ground game so far.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
St Penis falls off balance throwing a combination

and Thomas counters with a takedown into side control.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
St Penis is trying to get back to half guard.
St Penis gets back to half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
St Penis is pressing down on Thomas's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Thomas has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of St Penis is proving hard to escape from.
St Penis manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Thomas manages to get himself to full guard.
Thomas tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Thomas wants to stand but St Penis is controlling the position.
Thomas is trying to control the position from the bottom.
St Penis working some strikes from top position.
Thomas working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from St Penis.

Thomas looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Thomas trying to control the position.
St Penisis looking to pass into half guard but Thomas pushes him away with his feet and jumps on top - now Thomas is in guard.
St Penis looking to hit a scissor sweep but Thomas is one step ahead there.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Thomas showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from St Penis.
Thomas shoots for a double leg takedown but St Penis sprawls well. He's pushed Thomas's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
St Penis fails with the takedown

and Thomas counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Thomas.
Gordon Thomas has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of George St Penis.
St Penis misses with a short punch on the inside.
Thomas working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
St Penis lands with a left to the head.
Thomas fails to pull the fight into his guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Gordon Thomas dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

St Penis misses with the combination.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by St Penis!
St Penis shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Thomas as he avoids it easily.

Thomas fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. St Penis sprawls well initially but Thomas persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Thomas seems to have lost interest with the ground game and is thinking about standing back up.

Thomas decides to stand up and try his luck on the feet.
George St Penis seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
St Penis misses with the combination.
St Penis throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
St Penis stuffs the takedown.
St Penis lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
St Penis misses with a double jab.
St Penis displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
St Penis misses with a jab, cross combination.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Thomas fails with the takedown.
St Penis throws a wild combination but nothing lands.

That's one minute gone in the round.
St Penis will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Thomas fails with a takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Gordon Thomas. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from St Penis.
Thomas has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Thomas dodges the punch combination from St Penis.
St Penis falls off balance throwing a combination

and Thomas counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Thomas wants to take a breather but St Penis is having none of it.
St Penis makes his way to full guard. A much better position for St Penis.
St Penis striking from his own guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thomas tries to free his leg and advance position but St Penis is retaining full guard.
Thomas wants to stand but St Penis has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
Thomas wants to control from the top but St Penis keeps moving.
St Penis is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Thomas trying to hold on to St Penis's head to control him but St Penis postures up.
St Penis throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
St Penis landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
St Penis is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Thomas looking for submissions off his back.
Ground and pound from St Penis.
St Penis working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. St Penis lands a nice short elbow.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
St Penis doesn't succeed with the takedown

and Thomas counters with a nice double leg into guard.
St Penis looking to hit a scissor sweep but Thomas is one step ahead there.
St Penis scores with a nice shot.
Thomas tries to free his leg and advance position but St Penis is retaining full guard.
St Penis scores with a couple of body punches from the bottom.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Thomas wants to stand but St Penis is controlling his posture from full guard.
St Penis is striking off his back. Thomas thinks nothing of it though and passes easily into half guard.
St Penis moves into full guard.
St Penis throwing strikes off his back to little effect.
St Penis trying to strike off his back.
St Penis manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Thomas manages to get himself to full guard.
Thomas is trying to keep St Penis in close.
Thomas has momentary wrist control but St Penis slips an elbow through the middle.
St Penis postures up.

And that's the end of the fight!
Gordon Thomas showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Thomas has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Thiago Cunha scores the fight 29:28
Judge Felipe Paraventi scores the fight 29:28
Judge Alexandre Firmino scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Gordon Thomas!