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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Emilio Viagra (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jutta Urpilainen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Viagra comes to the cage accompanied by do it. Urpilainen has chosen A Boy Named Sue by Johnny Cash as his entrance music. Emilio Viagra had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business
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165 lbs
32 - 17 - 1 |
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175 cm
38
160 lbs
17 - 9 - 3 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
32 - 17 - 1, fighting out of London, Emilio Viagra!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
17 - 9 - 3, fighting out of New York, Jutta Urpilainen!
The judges for this bout are Columbo Gatti, Franklyn Lucas and Alyssa Summers.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Viagra misses with a few strikes there.
Urpilainen steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Viagra.
Urpilainen doesn't manage to clinch there - Viagra circles away.
Urpilainen tries to move into range but Viagra moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
It looks like Jutta Urpilainen has been cut.
Viagra pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Urpilainen tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Viagra paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Viagra throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Urpilainen.
Urpilainen moves out of range of the strikes.
Viagra cracks a nice hook into Urpilainen's ribs.
Urpilainen closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Urpilainen misses with a few strikes there.
Viagra has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Urpilainen will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Viagra throws a big counter combination but Urpilainen scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Viagra throws a head kick but Urpilainen moves out of range.
Viagra throws a nice looking combination but Urpilainen bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Urpilainen misses with a jab, cross combination.
Viagra showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Urpilainen.
Urpilainen wants to clinch up but Viagra keeps it at a distance.
The fight stays on the outside here - Urpilainen looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Viagra throws the left hand but Urpilainen avoids the punch easily.
Urpilainen with a lazy takedown attempt
and Viagra counters with a stiff right hand.
Urpilainen is rocked!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Urpilainen doesn't manage to clinch there - Viagra circles away.
Some wild striking there from Viagra.
A swing and a miss from Viagra.
Viagra throws a head kick that misses.
Viagra misses with a hook. Urpilainen ducked under it nicely.
Urpilainen slips a jab from Viagra.
As Viagra backs off Urpilainen throws a huge counter combo but Viagra manages to avoid it all.
A slow jab from Viagra misses its intended target.
Urpilainen walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Urpilainen is still on wobbly legs! Can Viagra finish him?
Viagra cracks Urpilainen with a nasty uppercut that draws ooohs from the crowd and sends Urpilainen tumbling backwards onto the mat. He tries to recover but Viagra pounces and lands a hail of unanswered strikes that forces the referee to step in to end the fight! Urpilainen is not happy but he gave the referee no choice!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Emilio Viagra!
A victorious Emilio Viagra thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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