PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Total Eh (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Apogeum Pandemonium (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Eh
vs
Pandemonium

180 cm
25
165 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

175 cm
18
160 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Prefers standup

BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Total Eh!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Apogeum Pandemonium!
The judges for this bout are Steve Montenegro, Alyssa Summers and Dean Styles.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Eh scores with a head kick. Pandemonium tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Pandemonium misses with a takedown attempt - Eh sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Pandemonium throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Eh keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Eh tests Pandemonium's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Pandemonium shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Eh as he jumps to the side.
A little feinted left hand from Eh on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Pandemonium fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Total Eh has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Apogeum Pandemonium.

Pandemonium closes the distance and pushes Eh back into the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Pandemonium is working for takedown but Eh is calmly controlling the position for now.
Eh keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Pandemonium's efforts to push away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Eh displaying some good clinch control by pressing Pandemonium up against the cage.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Eh as Pandemonium tries to tie him up.
Eh scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Eh prevents a takedown attempt there.

Eh breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

Eh clinches.
Eh lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.

Eh pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Eh lands with an overhand left.
Eh lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Apogeum Pandemonium seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pandemonium misses with a leg kick

and Eh moves into the clinch.

Eh breaks the clinch.
Eh throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Pandemonium's head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nice shot lands for Eh.
Pandemonium looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Pandemonium looks winded!
Eh scores with a decent looking hook.
Eh feints with a left and delivers a massive head kick! Pandemonium collapses like a ragdoll! Game over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Total Eh!