PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Hadeo Ichisun (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Paul Penis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Penis has chosen Pinchers - Bandolero as his entrance music. Paul Penis told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

Ichisun
vs
Penis

171 cm
23
155 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

179 cm
19
164 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Good chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Knockout power

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Hadeo Ichisun!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Paul Penis!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Shimada, Shigeki Sano and Shigeki Fujiwara.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Penis takes one to the chin there.
Ichisun fails with the takedown.
Hadeo Ichisun seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ichisun misses with a low kick as Penis jumps back.
Nice sprawl there from Penis as Ichisun shoots in.
Ichisun chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Penis can pounce on him.
Penis throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Penis on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Ichisun will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Hadeo Ichisun. That's going to take a lot out of him.
No luck for Ichisun with that takedown attempt.
Horrible takedown by Ichisun or perhaps it was just good defense by Penis which made him look bad.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Ichisun.
Ichisun looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Ichisun tries for a takedown but Penis sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ichisun looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Penis is fending him off so far but Ichisun persists. Nope, Penis circles away and we're back to standing.
Ichisun is breathing heavily.
Penis stuffs the takedown.
Penis dodges the punch combination from Ichisun.

Penis drives through with a takedown into guard.
Penis is pushing down on Ichisun's leg trying to pass to half guard. Ichisun is fighting to maintain full guard but Penis has managed to sneak the leg through.

Penis wants to work for an arm triangle but Ichisun is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Penis thows a huge punch but Ichisun dodges it nicely.
Ichisun moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Penis works a leg free and moves into half guard.

Ichisun is defending against the submission attempts here by Penis.

Penis is trying to work for a kimura. He's got his hands clasped together - this could be trouble! No, Ichisun has managed to free his arm - good work.

Ichisun looking for submissions from an awkward position here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ichisun moves into full guard.
Penis pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Ichisun is keeping the position for now.

Ichisun is looking for a triangle but Penis pushes his legs off easily.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Ichisun is looking for a triangle but Penis pushes his legs off easily.

Penis is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Ichisun keeping full guard, as Penis tries to pass.
Penis throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Ichisun works some decent striking defense from the bottom.

Ichisun is active off his back here, looking for submissions.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Penis looking to pass the guard.

Ichisun throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.

Ichisun had isolated an arm as going for an omaplata. Penis is defending the submission well but is in a very vulnerable position. Ichisun Is leaning forward trying to finish the omaplata but decides to abandon it, and take Penis's back instead.
Penis breaks Ichisun's hooks off and manages to turn into his guard.
Penis pushing down on Ichisun's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.

Penis is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Ichisun gets full guard.

Penis is sitting in close to Ichisun's body. Ichisun has gone for a guillotine from the bottom. Oh damn, that looks pretty tight! Penis is panicking - it looks like this one could be all over! Yes, Penis is tapping! That was a very nice submission by Ichisun.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Hadeo Ichisun!