PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Dummy Tummy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Keijo Maenpaa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dummy Tummy could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Keijo Maenpaa's chin.

Tummy
vs
Maenpaa

195 cm
26
300 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

175 cm
26
295 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

Excellent MT
Cardio machine

Excellent MT
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Dummy Tummy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Keijo Maenpaa!
The judges for this bout are Peter Branson, David Hoff and Bart Greer.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tummy throws a front kick aimed at Maenpaa's knee but Maenpaa avoids it well.

Tummy closes the distance and clinches.
Tummy misses with some punches.
Maenpaa fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Tummy can't find room to land a body shot as Maenpaa controls the action.
Maenpaa will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Tummy up against the cage.
Tummy prevents a body shot from Maenpaa.
Maenpaa doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Maenpaa blocking some punches.
Tummy goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Maenpaa goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Maenpaa tries to stall but Tummy uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Tummy misses with a short punch on the inside.
Tummy throws a punch but it's blocked by Maenpaa.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Maenpaa misses with an elbow over the top.
Tummy wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Maenpaa has him pressed against the cage.
Maenpaa blocking some punches.
Maenpaa wants to stall.
Tummy tries to land a knee to the head but Maenpaa blocks with his arms.
Maenpaa misses with a body punch.
Maenpaa stalling in the clinch but Tummy improves position.
Maenpaa misses with a hook to the ribs.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Maenpaa.
Tummy working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Maenpaa tries to stall but Tummy uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Tummy doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Maenpaa scores with an uppercut up the middle.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Tummy creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tummy scores with a shot to the side of Maenpaa's head.
Tummy lands a nice uppercut.
Maenpaa stalling in the clinch but Tummy improves position.
Maenpaa is looking to control Tummy's arms but Tummy gets an underhook and turns him. Now Maenpaa has his back to the cage.
Maenpaa is trying to maintain a safe position but Tummy gets an underhook and turns Maenpaa into the cage.
Maenpaa on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Tummy goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Maenpaa doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Maenpaa takes a shot to the head.

It looks like Keijo Maenpaa has been cut.
Tummy trying to land knees to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Maenpaa displaying some good clinch control by pressing Tummy up against the cage.
Tummy misses with some punches.
Maenpaa blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Maenpaa misses with a hook to the ribs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from Maenpaa fails to land.

Tummy creates a bit of space and cracks Maenpaa with an uppercut that drops him to the canvas! Maenpaa is wobbled and seems to be struggling to get back to his feet. 3,4,5. He's up! Phew, his manager will be relieved but they're no doubt wondering whether he'll be able to recover properly and get back in the fight!
Maenpaa lands the left hand.
Maenpaa walks into a picture perfect straight right hand from Tummy! He's gone down face first to the canvas, unconscious before he even hit the floor! Ohhhh. My. Goodness! That boys and girls was a beautiful knockout! Give that man a biscuit!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Dummy Tummy!
An out of breath Dummy Tummy thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.