PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Vlad The Impaler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Oswaldo Sanchez (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Impaler comes to the cage accompanied by Paragon-Impaler. Sanchez has chosen In The Ghetto - By Elvis Presley as his entrance music. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

The Impaler
vs
Sanchez

178 cm
36
178 lbs
30 - 15 - 2

183 cm
38
172 lbs
34 - 16 - 2

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Hellbent
KAISER Nutrition (160!/220$)

Bullet Proof System
AnonymouS

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 30 - 15 - 2, fighting out of Helsinki, Vlad The Impaler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 34 - 16 - 2, fighting out of Hilo, Oswaldo Sanchez!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, William Gold and Daniel Bishop.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Good work by Sanchez as he checks the leg kick.
Sanchez with the counter takedown but The Impaler avoids it easily.
A good leg kick by Sanchez.
Sanchez lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
The Impaler misses with a kick to the body.
Sanchez with a hook.
Sanchez checks the leg kick.
Sanchez fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but The Impaler is out of range.
Sanchez fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
The Impaler wants to land a leg kick but Sanchez is out of range.
Sanchez tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Sanchez lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sanchez lands a nice hook to The Impaler's body. The Impaler takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
The Impaler throws an overhand right that lands on Sanchez's shoulder, as Sanchez tries to avoid the shot.
Sanchez throws a hook to the side of The Impaler's head but The Impaler sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
A bone on bone clash there as The Impaler blocks the leg kick.
Sanchez throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sanchez throws a head kick that misses
and The Impaler makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Sanchez really felt that one!
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Sanchez, right into the meat.
Sanchez connects with an inside leg kick.
The Impaler gets off balance looking for a body kick

and Sanchez decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in The Impaler's guard.
Sanchez throws a big elbow that misses.
Sanchez wants to pass the guard but The Impaler is keeping the position.
Sanchez content to stall in guard here.
Sanchez is fighting to break The Impaler's control of his arms but The Impaler is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
The Impaler trying to keep a closed guard but Sanchez is proving a slippery customer.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sanchez missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
The Impaler keeping moving, preventing Sanchez from controlling successfully.

The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Sanchez fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Sanchez moves out of range as The Impaler strikes.
The Impaler throws a solid leg kick but Sanchez takes the impact on his shin and smiles at The Impaler.
Sanchez scores with a jab to the jaw.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Good leg kick by Sanchez there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Impaler throws a body punch but Sanchez moves out of range.
Sanchez delivers a nice body kick.
Sanchez tries to clinch up.
A slow jab from The Impaler misses its intended target.
The Impaler throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
The Impaler on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Sanchez steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from The Impaler. That one must have hurt.
The Impaler throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
The Impaler is looking to land body kicks.
Sanchez finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
A head kick misses from The Impaler.
Sanchez is looking to land body kicks.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from The Impaler lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Sanchez has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Sanchez and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Sanchez lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
The Impaler displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Sanchez throws out the jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Good work by The Impaler as he checks the leg kick.
The Impaler throws a nice inside leg kick.
Sanchez bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Sanchez fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
The Impaler is looking to counter punch.
Sanchez tries to score with a low kick but The Impaler moves his leg out of the way.
The Impaler looks for the body kick but Sanchez saw that one coming.
Sanchez looking to land some kicks to the body here.
That kick from Sanchez tenderised The Impaler's leg. The Impaler is trying to keep his angry face on.
Sanchez misses with a low kick.
The Impaler shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Sanchez feints the counter takedown.
The Impaler with a poor takedown
enabling Sanchez to counter with a crisp jab.
Sanchez tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but The Impaler was well out of range. Poor timing from Sanchez.
The Impaler sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Sanchez takes a swing at The Impaler's ribcage but misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Oswaldo Sanchez dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Sanchez looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
The Impaler throws a jab but it's blocked by Sanchez.
Sanchez throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
A nice combination there by The Impaler.

It looks like Oswaldo Sanchez has been cut.
The Impaler wants to slow Sanchez down by chopping away at his legs.
Sanchez misses with a leg kick
and The Impaler counters with a nice low kick that buckles Sanchez's knee momentarily.
Sanchez misses with a lunging right hand
and The Impaler counters with a stiff right hand.
Sanchez takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Sanchez throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and The Impaler counters with a nice kick to the body.
Sanchez lands a leg kick that knocks The Impaler off balance momentarily.
The Impaler lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Sanchez circles away quickly and effectively.
Sanchez connects with an inside leg kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Sanchez drives through and clinches with The Impaler against the cage.

Sanchez breaks the clinch.
The Impaler tries to clinch up but Sanchez circles away and keeps his distance.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sanchez lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Sanchez misses with a hook. The Impaler ducked under it nicely.
Oswaldo Sanchez seems to be getting the better of the standup.
The Impaler just misses with a punch to the body.
Sanchez swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Sanchez moves out of range of the body kick from The Impaler.
Sanchez lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
The Impaler tries to move into range but Sanchez moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Sanchez uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by The Impaler.
The Impaler scores with a jab to the jaw.
Sanchez throws out a leg kick but The Impaler moves out of range and Sanchez only half commits.
Sanchez blocks a low kick nicely.
The Impaler scores with a jab.
The Impaler moves out of range of the body kick from Sanchez.
A lazy left from Sanchez finds it's target.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A chopping leg kick lands by The Impaler.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Sanchez cracks the inside of The Impaler's front leg.
Sanchez throws a low kick but The Impaler moves out of range easily.
Sanchez is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Sanchez walks forward, straight into a front kick from The Impaler.
The Impaler misses with a body shot.
The Impaler lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Sanchez at a distance.
Nice body kick there by The Impaler.
Sanchez lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Sanchez throws a head kick that The Impaler semi-blocks.
The Impaler connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
The Impaler misses with an uppercut.
A clash of legs there as The Impaler blocks the low kick.
The Impaler fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Sanchez is out of range.
Sanchez with the counter takedown but The Impaler avoids it easily.
Sanchez scores with a leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Impaler bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Sanchez's head backwards.
The Impaler takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
A thudding body kick lands there by The Impaler!

Sanchez closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Sanchez lands strikes from half guard.
The Impaler regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Sanchez.
Sanchez with a flurry of punches that miss.
Sanchez trying to control but The Impaler is working from the bottom.
The Impaler looking to hit a scissor sweep but Sanchez is one step ahead there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sanchez loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Sanchez throwing strikes from guard but The Impaler blocks nicely.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
The Impaler keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
The Impaler checks a low kick from Sanchez.
The Impaler wants to slow Sanchez down by chopping away at his legs.
The Impaler connects with a body shot that sends Sanchez's belly button to the back.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sanchez lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Sanchez throws a solid leg kick but The Impaler takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Sanchez.
Sanchez fakes a jab and throws a low kick but The Impaler checks it well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Vlad The Impaler will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Oswaldo Sanchez's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

Sanchez thumps The Impaler with a low kick.
The Impaler dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Sanchez throws a low kick, looking for The Impaler's leg but The Impaler calmly moves out of range.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Sanchez checks a leg kick.
The Impaler throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.

Sanchez tries to sprawl but The Impaler drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Oswaldo Sanchez has got the better of the ground game so far.
Sanchez trying to keep hold of his opponent's head but The Impaler manages to pass to mount!

The Impaler get's back to his feet.
Sanchez swings away with a leg kick that misses.
The Impaler throws a front kick aimed at Sanchez's knee but Sanchez avoids it well.
Sanchez throws a front kick aimed at The Impaler's knee but The Impaler avoids it well.
The Impaler staying out of range there.
The Impaler is looking to counter with a body kick.
A jab from The Impaler does it's job there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Sanchez.
Sanchez moves out of range of the strikes.
The Impaler darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
The Impaler throws a low kick, looking for Sanchez's leg but Sanchez calmly moves out of range.
Nice uppercut there from The Impaler.
Sanchez misses with an uppercut.
Sanchez tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but The Impaler was well out of range. Poor timing from Sanchez.
The Impaler dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Sanchez. That did some damage!
Sanchez tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by The Impaler.
The Impaler works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
An inside leg kick from Sanchez misses.
The Impaler throws a quick inside leg kick.
Sanchez shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts The Impaler as he jumps to the side.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Impaler uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Sanchez.
A swing and a miss from Sanchez.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Horrible takedown attempt by The Impaler or perhaps it was just good defense by Sanchez, which made it look bad.
The Impaler lands a nice hook to Sanchez's body. Sanchez takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
That kick from The Impaler tenderised Sanchez's leg. Sanchez is trying to keep his angry face on.
The Impaler fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Sanchez checks it well.
Sanchez takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Sanchez lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and The Impaler has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from The Impaler and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
The Impaler takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Sanchez just misses with a punch to the body.
The Impaler feinted there with a counter leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Impaler uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Sanchez.
The Impaler fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Sanchez.
It looks like The Impaler has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.
Sanchez cracks The Impaler with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
No luck with that takedown attempt from The Impaler.
Sanchez fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and The Impaler has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Some wild striking there from The Impaler.
Sanchez is looking to slow The Impaler down with leg kicks.
The Impaler throws a front kick aimed at Sanchez's knee but Sanchez avoids it well.
The Impaler throws a body kick that misses.
The Impaler with a body punch. A glancing blow.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sanchez works the jab nicely.

Sanchez shoots in and bounces The Impaler off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Sanchez trying to control but The Impaler is working from the bottom.
Sanchez postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Sanchez wants to control from the top but The Impaler keeps moving.
Sanchez controls the pace of the fight for a moment.

And that's the end of the fight!
Vlad The Impaler showed his dominance in that final round.
I think The Impaler has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 29:29
Judge William Gold scores the fight 28:29
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 29:28

The fight is ruled a draw!