PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Jon Gustafson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Arse Biscuits (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Biscuits has chosen Who are they trying to con as his entrance music. Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.

Gustafson
vs
Biscuits

190 cm
27
192 lbs
4 - 5 - 0

211 cm
25
198 lbs
9 - 4 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Experienced

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Good gas tank

Dissolution Fight Wear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jon Gustafson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Arse Biscuits!
The judges for this bout are Josh West, Micheangelo Fripello and Jeff Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gustafson throws a series of punches but Biscuits moves out of range.
Gustafson stuffs the takedown attempt from Biscuits. Biscuits gets slowly back to his feet.
Gustafson throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Biscuits shoots in but no luck this time.
Biscuits drops his hands momentarily and Gustafson takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Biscuits misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Gustafson counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.

Biscuits shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Gustafson wants to get back to his feet but Biscuits is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Gustafson keeping full guard, as Biscuits tries to pass.
Biscuits sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Gustafson's guard.
Biscuits throwing shots but Gustafson is blocking nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Biscuits seems to be looking for submissions.

Biscuits is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Gustafson has managed to free his arm - good work.
Biscuits looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Gustafson tries to kick Biscuits off but Biscuits keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Biscuits wants to pass to mount but Gustafson is defending the position.
Gustafson tries to kick Biscuits off but Biscuits keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.

Biscuits is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Gustafson looks like he's trying to stand up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gustafson is refusing to be controlled, as Biscuits sits in half guard.
Biscuits looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.

Biscuits is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Gustafson doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Biscuits.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Biscuits is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Biscuits pushing the pace here, looking to move to his opponents back and work for a finish.
Gustafson is really trying hard to get back to his feet.

Biscuits wants to finish this one by submission but Gustafson is holding onto his waist, trying to prevent any attacks from Biscuits.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Gustafson wants to use the cage to get back to his feet here.
Biscuits fails to take his opponent's back.
Biscuits wants to control the pace but Gustafson is squirming around nicely.

Biscuits has control of Gustafson's right arm, working for a kimura. It's a bit of a token attempt though and Gustafson regains control of the situation pretty easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Biscuits tries to control but Gustafson wriggling away.

Gustafson defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from Biscuits.
Gustafson is controlling an arm, preventing Biscuits from taking his back. Although keeping him in mount is no better to be honest.
Gustafson might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Gustafson wants to get back to his feet.
Gustafson trying desperately to get back to his feet here but he's not having any joy at all. He's going to tire himself out if he's not careful.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Arse Biscuits dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Gustafson swings for the body but Biscuits moves out of range.
Biscuits feints the counter takedown.
Jon Gustafson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Gustafson throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
No luck for Biscuits with that takedown attempt.
Biscuits getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Gustafson throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Biscuits shoots in and drives through. Gustafson sprawls well.
An attempted straight right counter from Gustafson misses the target.
Gustafson just misses with a punch to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Gustafson tries to sprawl but Biscuits drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Biscuits is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Gustafson wants to get back to his feet.
Biscuits tries to pass to full mount but Gustafson defends it.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Biscuits is trying to work for a kimura but Gustafson is defending well.
Arse Biscuits has got the better of the ground game so far.
Biscuits wants to lay and pray for a moment but Gustafson keeps working.
Biscuits uses his free foot to push down on Gustafson's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Gustafson.
Gustafson on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Gustafson tries to get out of the position.
Biscuits with some aggressive grappling here, looking for the finish.
Gustafson is trying to escape the mount but Biscuits keeps good control and instead manages to take Gustafson's back.

Biscuits has managed to slip his arm under Gustafson's chin. This could be all over... yep, Gustafson is tapping out! Submission win for Biscuits.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Arse Biscuits!
Our winner, Arse Biscuits, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.