PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Earnest Abe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Aldo Amado (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Abe comes to the cage accompanied by Uncle Sam Goddamn. Aldo Amado acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

Abe
vs
Amado

200 cm
35
283 lbs
24 - 17 - 0

191 cm
31
277 lbs
11 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Earnest Abe!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Aldo Amado!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Jack Bonds and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Abe lands with an uppercut that bounces Amado off the cage and back into range.

It looks like Aldo Amado has been cut.

Abe has Amado up against the cage in a clinch.
Abe leaning his opponent against the cage.

Abe breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Amado misses with a double jab.
Amado throws a body kick that misses
and Abe counters with a solid body kick.

Abe clinches up with Amado and pushes him back against the cage.
Abe goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Abe misses with a short punch on the inside.

Abe breaks from the clinch.
Amado misses with a series of wild punches.

Abe clinches with his opponent.

Abe manages to break the clinch.
Amado misses with a looping left.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Abe ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Amado scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Amado throws a jab when Abe was well out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Amado misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Abe takes one to the chin there.
Amado misses with a few strikes there.

Abe pushes Amado up against the cage in a clinch.
Abe scores with a nice hook to the head.

Abe escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Amado misses with a series of wild punches.
Abe jabs Amado to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Amado fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Abe looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Abe is looking to clinch but Amado is avoiding it.
Amado throws a body kick, spinning off balance

and Abe counters with a crisp right hand that drops Amado! Abe lets Amado back up to his feet, looking for a finish!
Amado looks winded!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Amado ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Abe moves away.
Amado tries a head kick but it misses.
Amado throws a big shot that misses.
Abe swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.

Abe sends Amado crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Abe is motioning to the referee to let Amado up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!

Amado is rocked!

Abe closes the distance and clinches.
Amado is still on wobbly legs! Can Abe finish him?
Abe lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Abe creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Amado with a big uppercut! Amado tries to clinch up but Abe pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Amado to the mat! Amado covers up and Abe unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Earnest Abe!
A victorious Earnest Abe thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.