PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Irchie Kast (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lister Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Kast
vs
Man

185 cm
26
185 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

175 cm
26
193 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Experienced

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Irchie Kast!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Lister Man!
The judges for this bout are Santiago Holmes, Dirk Anderson and Bart Greer.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A shot to the body from Man misses
and Kast counters with a straight right hand.
Kast blocks a head kick by Man.
Man lands with a hook. Kast tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Man swings for the body but Kast moves out of range.
An attempted straight right counter from Kast misses the target.
Kast tries a low kick but Man avoids it.
Man connects with a crisp jab.
Man dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Kast sizes up Man with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Kast walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Man checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Kast misses with a double jab
and Man connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Kast lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kast throws a leg kick but Man sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Man moves out of range of the strikes.
Kast thows a left - swing and a miss!
Kast misses with an uppercut.
Man lands a nice shot that snaps Kast's head back.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Man darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Man thuds a left hand into Kast's body.
Man changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Nice body kick from Man.
A big right from Kast misses.
Kast misses with the combination.
Man swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Man lands a body shot.
Nice cross by Kast.
Kast throws a jab but it's blocked by Man.
Man thinks about the counter body kick.
A left lands for Man.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Man lands a nice shot to the body.
Kast is breathing heavily.
Man ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Man throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Kast is looking to counter punch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Man moves into range and connects with a jab.
Man throws a shot to the body.
A thudding body kick lands there by Man!
Man lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.

Kast is rocked!
Kast circles to his right, straight into a beautiful hook by Man. Kast falls face first into the canvas - great knockout victory for Man!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Lister Man!