PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Frank Latcherd Mayes (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rick Rude (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rude comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Rick Rude strutting down the isle in a glittering purple cape. kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Latcherd Mayes
vs
Rude

192 cm
25
255 lbs
1 - 3 - 0

200 cm
25
272 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Good in bed

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Frank Latcherd Mayes!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Rick Rude!
The judges for this bout are Albert Achterberg, Wagner Zegers and Paulsen Ambrosius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Good shot there by Rude.
Mayes looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Mayes walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Rude connects with a body shot.
Rude works Mayes's body with a nice hook.
Rude digs a good hook to Mayes's body.
Rude lands a right hook to the body.
Rude lands with a nice combination. Mayes backs away looking to recover.
Rude dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Rude is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Mayes rather than just go for the knockout.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Rude weaves into range and cracks Mayes right on the temple with a beautiful overhand right! Mayes goes down! He's out cold! Wow, what a beautiful knockout! Rude is strutting round the canvas like a movie star as the camera bulbs flash frantically.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Rick Rude!
Post fight, Rick Rude took to the microphone: 'Was i or was i not.....RAVISHING? ??'.