PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Better Dead (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Concealed Weapon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dead comes to the cage accompanied by Better off Dead. Better Dead has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Dead
vs
Weapon

183 cm
19
168 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

170 cm
26
168 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Better Dead!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Concealed Weapon!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Peter Branson and Bart Greer.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dead misses with a double jab.
Weapon was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Dead throws a poor cross that misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.

Dead lands a big head kick that sends Weapon tumbling to the mat! Dead takes a step backwards and waves Weapon back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Weapon is rocked!
Weapon walks straight into a right hand from Dead - that's dropped him! Dead jumps into mount and starts pounding away - can he finish?! More strikes go undefended and the referee has to dive in to save Weapon from any more punishment! Weapon complains about the stoppage but falls over as he tries to stand back up, so it was clearly a good stoppage.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Better Dead!
A very excited looking Better Dead rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.