PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Clark Griswold (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kalle Kivipelto (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Griswold's entrance music is NATIONAL LAMPOON'S VACATION. A fine choice. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Griswold
vs
Kivipelto

190 cm
31
285 lbs
11 - 4 - 0

192 cm
25
274 lbs
8 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Clark Griswold!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Kalle Kivipelto!
The judges for this bout are Saam Ante, Daniel Blasius and Patrick Alders.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Griswold thows a left - swing and a miss!

Kivipelto scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Griswold avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Kivipelto.
Griswold blocking the ground and pound attempt from Kivipelto.
Griswold is refusing to be controlled, as Kivipelto sits in half guard.
Kivipelto wants to free his trapped foot but Griswold is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Kivipelto missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kivipelto wants to pass to mount but Griswold is defending the position.
Kivipelto thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Kivipelto thows a huge punch but Griswold dodges it nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Griswold pushes Kivipelto off looking to stand but Kivipelto dives back in and keeps control.
Kivipelto lands with a punch from half guard.
Kivipelto is pressing down on Griswold's thigh, looking to free his foot. Griswold is holding on for now.
Kivipelto thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Kivipelto is pressing down on Griswold's thigh, looking to free his foot. Griswold is holding on for now.
Griswold is trying to stand back up but Kivipelto is controlling him
Kivipelto works his foot free and advances to mount.
Kivipelto has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
The referee warns Griswold that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Griswold is bucking up trying to escape but Kivipelto cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
Kivipelto lands with some strikes.
Kivipelto lands a heavy elbow.

It looks like Clark Griswold has been cut.
Kivipelto raining down hammerfists from mount.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Griswold taking shots to the head.

Clark Griswold's cut is getting worse.
Griswold wants to control but Kivipelto is having none of it.
Griswold is trying to escape the mount.
Griswold taking shots to the head.

Jeez, Clark Griswold's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Clark Griswold's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Kalle Kivipelto!
Clark Griswold spoke after the fight, saying 'Fuck this - now will I go home and fuck my thaiwife.'.