PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Dory Raly (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Homer Jaysimpson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Raly
vs
Jaysimpson

184 cm
22
193 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

186 cm
24
203 lbs
7 - 9 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

Kemists ↑ 5x160Q

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Dory Raly!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Homer Jaysimpson!
The judges for this bout are , Jack Bonds and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Raly scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Jaysimpson tries to clinch up
and Raly counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Jaysimpson throws an off balance right hand
and Raly counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

Jaysimpson gets a double leg takedown into Raly's guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Raly wants to stand up but Jaysimpson is controlling him.
Jaysimpson throws a strike but Raly rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.

Jaysimpson pulls Raly in close to his closed guard and prevents Raly from doing any damage or advancing position.
Jaysimpson manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Raly manages to get himself to full guard.

Raly working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Jaysimpson.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Raly keeping moving, preventing Jaysimpson from controlling successfully.
My spies in The Power Plant inform me that Jaysimpson has been getting involved in the gym's BJJ sparring sessions. Let's see whether that pays dividends!
Jaysimpson loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Jaysimpson loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Jaysimpson throws a big right hand that misses.
Jaysimpson has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Jaysimpson throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Raly works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Jaysimpson postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Jaysimpson throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Jaysimpson throws an elbow that misses. Raly uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Jaysimpson's guard. Nice move by Raly!

Jaysimpson seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Raly wants to stand and escape but instead Jaysimpson has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard.

Jaysimpson tries to free his leg and advance position but Raly is retaining full guard.
Jaysimpson throwing strikes from guard but Raly blocks nicely.
Jaysimpson throws a strike but Raly rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Raly stopping the sweep attempt from Jaysimpson.
Jaysimpson pulls Raly in close to prevent any damage.
Jaysimpson looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Jaysimpson is pulling down on Raly's head. It's preventing any offense from Raly, at least for the moment.
Raly wants to stand and escape but instead Jaysimpson has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Jaysimpson is looking to work some ground and pound but Raly has wrist control.
Raly keeping moving, preventing Jaysimpson from controlling successfully.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Jaysimpson accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Jaysimpson postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Jaysimpson loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.

The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.

Jaysimpson gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Homer Jaysimpson dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Jaysimpson throws a wild body kick that Raly sees coming a mile off.
Jaysimpson tries to clinch but Raly moves away
and Raly cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Jaysimpson takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Jaysimpson shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Raly as he jumps to the side.
Raly walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Jaysimpson with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Jaysimpson throws a poor cross that misses
letting Raly counter with a right hand.
Jaysimpson with a poor takedown
and Raly counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
A left and a right from Raly both land. Nice combination.
Jaysimpson misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Dory Raly has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Homer Jaysimpson.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jaysimpson moves in looking to clinch but Raly pushes him off.
Jaysimpson takes one to the chin there.
Jaysimpson dives in and grabs Raly's left leg, looking for a takedown. Raly pushes down on Jaysimpson's head and hops out.
Jaysimpson wants to clinch
and Raly counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jaysimpson takes a jab right on the kisser.
Raly uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Jaysimpson has time to react.
Raly connects with an inside leg kick.
Jaysimpson tries to clinch but Raly moves away
and Raly counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
A low kick from Jaysimpson is predictable there
and Raly counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Jaysimpson throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Jaysimpson has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Jaysimpson there as he acknowledges the shot.
Raly thumps Jaysimpson with a low kick.
Jaysimpson throws a body kick that misses.
Homer Jaysimpson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jaysimpson tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Raly swivels and escapes.
Jaysimpson misses with a hook
and Raly counters with a low kick, right behind Jaysimpson 's knee.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jaysimpson dodges the punch combination from Raly.
Jaysimpson changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Raly lands a front kick.
Raly is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Jaysimpson can do to turn this around?
Raly clobbers Jaysimpson with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Jaysimpson tries to clinch but Raly is having none of it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Raly connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Jaysimpson's hands.
Raly connects with a crisp jab.
Raly lands with a right hand.
Raly clobbers Jaysimpson with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Jaysimpson looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Jaysimpson doesn't succeed with the takedown
letting Raly counter with a right hand.
Raly throws a good cross that connects.
Raly dips to his left and cracks Jaysimpson with an uppercut!
Jaysimpson shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Raly but Raly pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Jaysimpson is breathing heavily.
Raly with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Raly ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Raly connects with a leg kick. Jaysimpson looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Raly connects with a jab.
Jaysimpson on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jaysimpson tries to clinch but Raly is having none of it.
Jaysimpson fails with the takedown
and Raly counters with a straight right hand.
Jaysimpson fails with an attempt to clinch.
Dory Raly is winning the standup battle so far.
Jaysimpson looks to clinch
and Raly finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Jaysimpson shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Raly pinned against the cage. Raly gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Raly moves into range and connects with a jab.
Raly feints and then cracks Jaysimpson's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Jaysimpson down.
Jaysimpson misses with a right hand
and Raly counters with an inside leg kick.
Dory Raly is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The fight stays on the outside here - Jaysimpson looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Jaysimpson takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A left and a right from Raly both land. Nice combination.
Jaysimpson tries to land a front kick but Raly steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Raly bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Jaysimpson throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Raly was covering up waiting for the punch and Jaysimpson finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Raly wants to get back to his feet but Jaysimpson is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Jaysimpson throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Raly works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jaysimpson won't allow Raly to get back to his feet.
Jaysimpson wants to control from the top but Raly keeps moving.
Jaysimpson throws a big right hand that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dory Raly dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

Raly fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Jaysimpson is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Raly feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Jaysimpson's calf.
A nice inside leg kick there by Raly. That's going to slow Jaysimpson down.
We've been told by Raly's head coaches at North Gym that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Jaysimpson avoids a punch combination nicely.
Raly moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Raly moves out of range as Jaysimpson throws a body kick.

Raly tries to keep at a distance but Jaysimpson has taken the fight into the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jaysimpson stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Raly throws a punch but it's blocked by Jaysimpson.
Raly lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Raly lands with a left to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Raly working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Raly lands a left hand.
Raly misses with a short punch on the inside.
Raly lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Jaysimpson backwards.
Jaysimpson has Raly pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Raly manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Raly tries to throw a body punch but Jaysimpson avoids it by throwing Raly back against the cage.
Raly working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Jaysimpson's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Raly gets through Jaysimpson's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Raly working hard to break the clinch.
Raly lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Jaysimpson or not.

Raly breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Raly delivers a nice body kick.
Jaysimpson walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Jaysimpson has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Raly.
Jaysimpson shoots in but Raly avoids the takedown attempt easily.
A counter left hand to the body from Raly misses its target.
Jaysimpson showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Raly.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Jaysimpson shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Jaysimpson takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Jaysimpson is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Raly has managed to free his arm - good work.
Jaysimpson missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Jaysimpson is trying to control. Raly wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Raly has hold of Jaysimpson's hands but Jaysimpson slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Raly looks like he's trying to stand up.
Homer Jaysimpson has got the better of the ground game so far.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Raly avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Jaysimpson.
Jaysimpson drops an elbow to the side of Raly's head.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Raly is looking to escape.

The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Jaysimpson throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Raly was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Jaysimpson misses with the body kick
and Raly makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Jaysimpson tries to move into range but Raly moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Raly connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Jaysimpson with a lazy takedown attempt
and Raly counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Dory Raly has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Homer Jaysimpson.
Raly jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Jaysimpson takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Jaysimpson takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Raly with a jab.
Raly moves out of range of the body kick from Jaysimpson.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A jab lands there for Raly.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Raly lands a nice shot that snaps Jaysimpson's head back.
Jaysimpson has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Nice shot lands for Raly.
Raly stalks Jaysimpson and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Jaysimpson's face. Jaysimpson staggers backwards, shaken.
Raly defending well as Jaysimpson loads up on a big left hand.
Good leg kick by Raly there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Jaysimpson connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Raly cracks the inside of Jaysimpson's front leg.
Jaysimpson wants to clinch
and Raly counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Jaysimpson shoots in for a takedown but Raly shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Raly is looking to counter punch.
Jab, jab by Raly - just one landing.
Raly scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Raly scores with a nice body kick.
Jaysimpson looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Jaysimpson takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.

And that's the end of the fight!
Dory Raly showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Raly has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 29:28
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 29:28
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dory Raly!
Dory Raly managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Kemists ↑ 5x160Q, into his post fight interview.