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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Rapen Murder (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Yahweh Falwell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Falwell is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Don't Stop Believing. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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148 lbs
2 - 0 - 0 |
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150 lbs
1 - 19 - 0 |
Good takedowns
Basic striking
Good chin |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Knockout power |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Rapen Murder!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 19 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Yahweh Falwell!
The judges for this bout are , Don Winkell and Frank Antenori.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Murder shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Falwell napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Murder is working to tighten his grip on Falwell's neck. He's isolated an arm and is working for an arm triangle. Falwell has recognised the danger and is trying to turn with the submission but Murder is really squeezing tight and eventually Falwell passes out! Murder breaks the hold and jumps onto the cage to celebrate! Submission of the night, I'd say!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Rapen Murder!
The defeated Yahweh Falwell had this to say: 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I rolled more instead of praying, I might have learned to defend submissions. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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