PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Clint Eastwood (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and That Guy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Eastwood's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Smokie - Living Next Door To Alice. Guy is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Walk by Pantera. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Eastwood
vs
Guy

200 cm
21
220 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

180 cm
32
205 lbs
21 - 28 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Brown Belt
Great elbows
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Clint Eastwood!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 28 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, That Guy!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Ben Zyskovitsi and Tarja Halkonen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Guy fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Eastwood avoids it really well and circles away.
Eastwood was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Guy looks for a takedown but Eastwood sprawls well.
Guy fails to land the takedown.
Eastwood was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Clint Eastwood has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of That Guy.
Guy tries to clinch up but Eastwood circles away and keeps his distance.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Eastwood, as that shot connected.
Eastwood swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Guy fails with the takedown
and Eastwood counters with a nice body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Guy tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Eastwood defends well and Guy ends up having to push Eastwood into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Eastwood lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Guy will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Eastwood lands a jab to the nose.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Guy tries to move into range but Eastwood moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Eastwood lands with a good body shot.

Eastwood lands a big right hand that sends Guy crashing to the mat! Eastwood stays standing though and waves Guy back to his feet!

Guy is rocked!
Guy gets tagged by a hook that puts him to sleep! Eastwood points and yells something to his unconcious foe before strutting off. Guy wakes up just in time to hear Eastwood thank his coaches in the post fight interview.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Clint Eastwood!
Clint Eastwood decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
The defeated That Guy had this to say: 'Sorry guys, I'll come back better next time!'.