PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Bradley Franco (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and alQaeda alQaeda (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). alQaeda has chosen Mohammed's theme tune as his entrance music. Bradley Franco has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Franco
vs
alQaeda

173 cm
24
153 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

178 cm
22
161 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Self confident

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Bradley Franco!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, alQaeda alQaeda!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Steven Brown and Andrew Berry.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
alQaeda lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
alQaeda dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
alQaeda scores with a nice strike.

Franco is rocked!
alQaeda throws a hook but Franco avoids it easily.
Oh Franco is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Franco uses good head movement to avoid the hook from alQaeda.
Franco bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
alQaeda jabbing away but nothing is landing.
alQaeda throws the left hand but Franco avoids the punch easily.
alQaeda throws out a loose jab but Franco uses good head movement to avoid it.
No luck for Franco with that takedown attempt.
Franco slips a straight right by alQaeda.
Franco slips under a jab.
alQaeda alQaeda seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nice defenses there by Franco.
alQaeda throws a jab but it's blocked by Franco.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
alQaeda misses with an uppercut.
Franco slips a straight right by alQaeda.
Franco looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
alQaeda misses the jab.
alQaeda throws a big shot that misses.
alQaeda misses with a hook. Franco ducked under it nicely.
Franco uses good head movement to avoid the hook from alQaeda.
Franco bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Franco is breathing heavily.
alQaeda connects with a superb combination that knocks Franco out cold! The referee charges across the mat and tackles alQaeda before he can land any more shots to the unconscious Franco!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). alQaeda alQaeda!
alQaeda alQaeda took some time post fight to say the following; 'Slowly we will out-breed the kuffar scum. Fuck their women so they bear Muslim children and eventually kill all who are not of the Qur'an. This is the the future, 9/11 was the 3rd jihad, there can be only 3 jihads. Allah guides us, leads us and the rest will all be raped by Satan until their fuckin'.