PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Shawn Wexler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bootyshanks The 3rd comes into the arena with When You Least Expect It blaring out of the sound system. Wexler has chosen Go To Sleep - Eminem as his entrance music. Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business

Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd
vs
Wexler

174 cm
28
175 lbs
18 - 6 - 1

182 cm
35
178 lbs
27 - 14 - 0

Great wrestler
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Cripplers Corner

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 27 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Shawn Wexler!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, Alec Ball and Robert Douchet.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wexler moves forwards but Bootyshanks The 3rd connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Wexler walks into a jab.
Wexler scores with a jab to the head.
Wexler throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Bootyshanks The 3rd stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Wexler shoots in but Bootyshanks The 3rd avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands a head kick. Wexler smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands a nice hook to Wexler's body. Wexler takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Bootyshanks The 3rd fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Wexler misses the shot to the body.
Bootyshanks The 3rd uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Wexler.
Bootyshanks The 3rd doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Wexler slips under a jab from Bootyshanks The 3rd.
Bootyshanks The 3rd takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Bootyshanks The 3rd. Wexler shrugs it off though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bootyshanks The 3rd misses with a looping left.
Wexler steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bootyshanks The 3rd.
Wexler checks the leg kick.
Bootyshanks The 3rd does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Wexler lands a nice leg kick that just misses Bootyshanks The 3rd's sensitive parts.
Bootyshanks The 3rd rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Wexler counters with a body kick that stops Bootyshanks The 3rd in his tracks momentarily.
Wexler fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Wexler shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Bootyshanks The 3rd as he avoids it easily.
Bootyshanks The 3rd feints and then cracks Wexler's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Wexler down.
Bootyshanks The 3rd looks to clinch
and Wexler counters with a straight right hand.
Wexler checks the leg kick nicely there.
Wexler fails to land the takedown.
Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Shawn Wexler.
An inside leg kick lands from Bootyshanks The 3rd.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wexler takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.

Bootyshanks The 3rd has taken the fight to the clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Wexler escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Wexler shoots in looking for a takedown but Bootyshanks The 3rd manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Wexler's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Wexler checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Wexler avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Wexler dives in for a single leg takedown but Bootyshanks The 3rd sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
A telegraphed right hand from Wexler misses the target.
Wexler misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bootyshanks The 3rd.
Wexler moves away from the strike by Bootyshanks The 3rd.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.

Bootyshanks The 3rd takes the fight into the clinch.
Wexler avoids the elbow strike from Bootyshanks The 3rd, against the cage.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Bootyshanks The 3rd.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bootyshanks The 3rd is pushing Wexler up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Wexler blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Wexler goes for a takedown attempt but Bootyshanks The 3rd pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Bootyshanks The 3rd fails with an attempt to clinch.
Wexler is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Bootyshanks The 3rd rather than just go for the knockout.
Bootyshanks The 3rd darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Bootyshanks The 3rd fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Wexler misses with a body shot.
Bootyshanks The 3rd tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Wexler manages to circle out of the way.
Bootyshanks The 3rd buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Wexler shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Bootyshanks The 3rd defends it nicely.
A slow jab from Bootyshanks The 3rd misses its intended target.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lunges at Wexler with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Wexler's hand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wexler misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bootyshanks The 3rd.
Bootyshanks The 3rd uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Wexler.
Wexler defending well as Bootyshanks The 3rd loads up on a big left hand.
Wexler throws a series of punches but Bootyshanks The 3rd moves out of range.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws a body punch but Wexler moves out of range.
Wexler on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Bootyshanks The 3rd checks the leg kick nicely there.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bootyshanks The 3rd's corner calls for a 1-2. Bootyshanks The 3rd obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Bootyshanks The 3rd takes a swing at Wexler's ribcage but misses.
Wexler shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Bootyshanks The 3rd but Bootyshanks The 3rd pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Bootyshanks The 3rd scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws the left hand but Wexler avoids the punch easily.
Wexler scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Bootyshanks The 3rd doesn't seem bothered though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

An inside leg kick from Bootyshanks The 3rd misses.
Wexler scores with a jab to the jaw.
Wexler swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Some bone on bone action there as Wexler checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Wexler shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Bootyshanks The 3rd as he jumps to the side.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws a leg kick but Wexler sees it coming and moves out of range.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws a shot from downtown. Wexler moves away and avoids it.
Bootyshanks The 3rd tries to score with a low kick but Wexler moves his leg out of the way.
Wexler needs to keep his hands up - Bootyshanks The 3rd had a free shot at his head there.
Wexler has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nice sprawl there from Bootyshanks The 3rd as Wexler shoots in.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Wexler has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Bootyshanks The 3rd.
Wexler shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Bootyshanks The 3rd as he jumps to the side.
Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Shawn Wexler.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bootyshanks The 3rd misses with a low kick.
Bootyshanks The 3rd staying out of range there.
Bootyshanks The 3rd attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Wexler scores with the left hand. Bootyshanks The 3rd knows he should have avoided that one.
Bootyshanks The 3rd misses with a two punch combination.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws a looping overhand right but Wexler ducks down to avoid it.
Wexler tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Bootyshanks The 3rd defends well and Wexler ends up having to push Bootyshanks The 3rd into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Bootyshanks The 3rd tests Wexler's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Bootyshanks The 3rd is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Wexler can do to turn this around?
Wexler bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Bootyshanks The 3rd's head.
Bootyshanks The 3rd misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Wexler.
Bootyshanks The 3rd on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws a looping overhand right but Wexler ducks down to avoid it.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws a head kick but Wexler moves out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws a body shot but no joy.
Bootyshanks The 3rd misses with a kick to the body.
Wexler takes a swing at Bootyshanks The 3rd's ribcage but misses.
Bootyshanks The 3rd jabs Wexler to the body, keeping him at a distance.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Wexler fails with the takedown.
Wexler shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Bootyshanks The 3rd pinned against the cage. Bootyshanks The 3rd gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Wexler avoids the body shot from Bootyshanks The 3rd.
Wexler tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Wexler checks a low kick from Bootyshanks The 3rd.
Wexler with a nice cross.

Bootyshanks The 3rd rushes Wexler and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bootyshanks The 3rd taking a breather.
Wexler throws a punch but it's blocked by Bootyshanks The 3rd.
Bootyshanks The 3rd stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Wexler lands a left hand that snaps the head of Bootyshanks The 3rd backwards.

Wexler ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Wexler no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
Wexler trying to control the position.
Bootyshanks The 3rd controlling from the top position.
Bootyshanks The 3rd trying to control the position from guard on top but Wexler is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Bootyshanks The 3rd is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Wexler is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Wexler wants to sweep but no luck.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Wexler throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Wexler pulls Bootyshanks The 3rd in to control the position.
Bootyshanks The 3rd pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Wexler is keeping the position for now.
Bootyshanks The 3rd trying to control the position from guard on top but Wexler is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Wexler is trying to keep Bootyshanks The 3rd in close.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Wexler misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bootyshanks The 3rd.
A shot to the liver by Wexler. Beautiful body shot.
Bootyshanks The 3rd fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Wexler checks it well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Wexler throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Wexler sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Bootyshanks The 3rd finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Bootyshanks The 3rd scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Bootyshanks The 3rd dodges the punch combination from Wexler.
Bootyshanks The 3rd connects with a leg kick. Wexler looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws out a leg kick but Wexler moves out of range and Bootyshanks The 3rd only half commits.
Bootyshanks The 3rd wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bootyshanks The 3rd moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Wexler tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Bootyshanks The 3rd swivels and escapes.
Wexler shoots for a double leg takedown but Bootyshanks The 3rd sprawls well. He's pushed Wexler's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws a wild body kick that Wexler sees coming a mile off.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bootyshanks The 3rd scores with a crisp jab that stopped Wexler in his tracks.
Wexler shoots in looking for a takedown but Bootyshanks The 3rd manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Wexler's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Shawn Wexler.
Wexler throws a predictable looking body shot
and Bootyshanks The 3rd counters with a stiff right hand.
Bootyshanks The 3rd tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Bootyshanks The 3rd scores with the left hand. Wexler knows he should have avoided that one.
Wexler uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bootyshanks The 3rd.
Donk. Bootyshanks The 3rd catches Wexler right on the button with a cross.
Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd is winning the standup battle so far.
Wexler slips under a jab.
Bootyshanks The 3rd misses with an attempted mid kick.
Wexler scores with a jab.
Wexler tries to clinch but Bootyshanks The 3rd is having none of it.
Bootyshanks The 3rd is looking to counter punch.

Wexler decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bootyshanks The 3rd is trying to get back to full guard.
Bootyshanks The 3rd is controlling Wexler's position as best he can from this difficult position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bootyshanks The 3rd wants to get back to full guard.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.

Bootyshanks The 3rd looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.

Wexler looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bootyshanks The 3rd is pressing down on Wexler's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Bootyshanks The 3rd looking to hit a scissor sweep but Wexler is one step ahead there.
Bootyshanks The 3rd is trying to keep Wexler in close.
Wexler pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Bootyshanks The 3rd is keeping the position for now.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Wexler throwing strikes from guard but Bootyshanks The 3rd blocks nicely.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Wexler takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Wexler swings for the body but Bootyshanks The 3rd moves out of range.
Wexler throws a nice looking combination but Bootyshanks The 3rd bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Wexler tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Bootyshanks The 3rd counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands a jab to the nose.

Bootyshanks The 3rd closes the distance and pushes Wexler back into the cage.
Bootyshanks The 3rd gets underhooks to prevent Wexler's takedown attempt.
Bootyshanks The 3rd gets underhooks to prevent Wexler's takedown attempt.
Wexler is trying to drag Bootyshanks The 3rd to the mat but Bootyshanks The 3rd just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd clearly takes that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Bootyshanks The 3rd lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Bootyshanks The 3rd is looking to clinch.
Wexler lands a nice hook to Bootyshanks The 3rd's body. Bootyshanks The 3rd takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
A combination from Wexler does no damage.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Wexler! But no joy.
Wexler moves away from the strike by Bootyshanks The 3rd.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands a body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bootyshanks The 3rd misses with a shot to the body

and Wexler counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Bootyshanks The 3rd bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Wexler's guard.

Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wexler is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Wexler is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bootyshanks The 3rd connects with a couple of short punches.
Bootyshanks The 3rd trying to control but Wexler is working from the bottom.
Bootyshanks The 3rd postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Bootyshanks The 3rd stopping the sweep attempt from Wexler.
Wexler keeps trying to improve his position.
Bootyshanks The 3rd postures up.
Wexler wants to sweep here but Bootyshanks The 3rd controlling him for the moment.
Wexler working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Bootyshanks The 3rd.
Bootyshanks The 3rd landing with the ground and pound.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Bootyshanks The 3rd's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Bootyshanks The 3rd working some strikes from top position.
Wexler is trying to control the position but Bootyshanks The 3rd postures up.
Wexler pulls Bootyshanks The 3rd in to control the position.
Bootyshanks The 3rd advances position into side control!
Bootyshanks The 3rd is looking to take a break and control but Wexler is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Wexler taking a bit of punishment here - Bootyshanks The 3rd scoring with strikes.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Wexler down.
Wexler tries to slip a leg under to move to half guard but Bootyshanks The 3rd presses down on the leg and jumps into full mount!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wexler is in a horrible position here. Bootyshanks The 3rd smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Bootyshanks The 3rd looking to control but Wexler is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bootyshanks The 3rd prevents Wexler from getting the reversal.
Wexler is still trying to improve position.
Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Wexler bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
Bootyshanks The 3rd trying to keep a closed guard but Wexler is proving a slippery customer.
Bootyshanks The 3rd is controlling Wexler's posture.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bootyshanks The 3rd preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Bootyshanks The 3rd has control of Wexler's left arm, preventing Wexler from doing any damage.
Wexler trying to control the position from guard on top but Bootyshanks The 3rd is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Wexler engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Wexler throws a big elbow that misses.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Bootyshanks The 3rd working a defensive guard but Wexler manages to pass into side control anyway.
Wexler lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Bootyshanks The 3rd down.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd had his way with Shawn Wexler in that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Wexler shoots for a takedown but Bootyshanks The 3rd saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Bootyshanks The 3rd missing with a left hand there. Wexler was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Wexler swats away the attempt to clinch by Bootyshanks The 3rd.
Wexler unleashes a big counter combination but Bootyshanks The 3rd bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Bootyshanks The 3rd ducks under a wild hook from Wexler.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws a leg kick but Wexler checks it.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws a hook but Wexler blocks it.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws a poor cross that misses
and Wexler counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Bootyshanks The 3rd wants to clinch
and Wexler counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Bootyshanks The 3rd walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Wexler checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Wexler throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The fighters circling - Bootyshanks The 3rd throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Wexler tries to counter with a clinch but Bootyshanks The 3rd shakes him off and moves away.
Bootyshanks The 3rd looks to score with a jab to the body but Wexler is just out of range.
Wexler throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Bootyshanks The 3rd on the side of the head.
Bootyshanks The 3rd slips a straight right by Wexler.
A big right from Bootyshanks The 3rd misses.
Wexler just misses with a punch to the body.
Bootyshanks The 3rd tries to counter by clinching up but Wexler breaks away and moves out of range.
Wexler slips under a jab.
Wexler slips a straight right by Bootyshanks The 3rd.
Wexler throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Wexler swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bootyshanks The 3rd appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Wexler fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Bootyshanks The 3rd on the side of the head.
Bootyshanks The 3rd connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Bootyshanks The 3rd fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Shawn Wexler has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws a body kick that misses
and Wexler cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
A head kick misses from Bootyshanks The 3rd.
Wexler looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bootyshanks The 3rd misses with an attempted mid kick.
Wexler looks to score with a jab to the body but Bootyshanks The 3rd is just out of range.
Wexler swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Nice shot by Bootyshanks The 3rd.
A big right from Wexler misses.
Wexler takes a swing at Bootyshanks The 3rd's ribcage but misses.
Bootyshanks The 3rd cracks Wexler with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Wexler pivots, looking for a leg kick but Bootyshanks The 3rd is out of range and Wexler settles back down.
Bootyshanks The 3rd scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wexler looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Bootyshanks The 3rd is fending him off so far but Wexler persists. Nope, Bootyshanks The 3rd circles away and we're back to standing.
Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Shawn Wexler.
Wexler takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Wexler misses with a takedown

and Bootyshanks The 3rd counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Bootyshanks The 3rd.
Wexler's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Bootyshanks The 3rd is pressed up against the cage. Wexler has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Bootyshanks The 3rd down to the mat. Bootyshanks The 3rd avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Wexler has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Wexler is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell?
Bootyshanks The 3rd connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.

Bootyshanks The 3rd clinches with his opponent.
Wexler wants a takedown but no success here.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Wexler misses with a punch to the body.

Wexler breaks the clinch.
Wexler avoids a punch combination nicely.
It looks like Bootyshanks The 3rd has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wexler displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bootyshanks The 3rd throws out the jab.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands a nice looking body shot.
Bootyshanks The 3rd keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.

Wexler drives through with a takedown into guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Wexler trying to control the position from guard on top but Bootyshanks The 3rd is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Wexler won't allow Bootyshanks The 3rd to sweep him here.
Wexler looking to sit in guard and control but Bootyshanks The 3rd gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.

Bootyshanks The 3rd stopping the sweep attempt from Wexler.
Bootyshanks The 3rd keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Wexler's head.
Bootyshanks The 3rd trying to control but Wexler is working from the bottom.

And that's the end of the fight!
Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Bootyshanks The 3rd, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steve Smith scores the fight 50:45
Judge Alec Ball scores the fight 50:45
Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight 50:45

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd!
Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd retains his welterweight title!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd made sure he mentioned Fury Nutrition Inc., along with how happy he was to win his fight.