PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ding Dong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Der Debil (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Debil is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Bulimic. Ding Dong has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Dong
vs
Debil

225 cm
26
250 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

185 cm
21
220 lbs
5 - 7 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Ding Dong!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Der Debil!
The judges for this bout are Roger Salmon, Ryoma Takatsuka and Josh West.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Debil avoids a punch combination nicely.
Debil doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Dong counters with a nice body shot.
Debil showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Dong.
Dong stuffs the takedown attempt from Debil. Debil gets slowly back to his feet.
A punch combination from Dong misses.
Debil on the wrong end of a nice jab.

It looks like Der Debil has been cut.
Dong throws a good cross that connects.
Debil has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Dong leaves Debil with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Ding Dong has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Der Debil.
Dong works over Debil's head and body with a nice combination.
Dong lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dong throws a right hand that Debil ducks under and follows up with a left that Debil also avoids with ease.
Der Debil seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Debil darts in looking for a takedown but Dong gets double underhooks and turns Debil into the cage.
Debil looks winded!
Dong scores with a knee to the head.

That has opened up Der Debil's cut even more.
Debil can't get the takedown.

Dong breaks the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Debil shoots in but no luck this time.
Debil avoids a punch combination nicely.
We've been told by Dong's head coaches at Gracie Barra Hilo (Sauna + Bang for your Buck) that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Dong works over Debil's head and body with a nice combination.
Dong fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Dong throws a series of strikes that have Debil backpedaling.
Dong throws a right hand that Debil ducks under and follows up with a left that Debil also avoids with ease.
Dong works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Dong throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Dong lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.

Debil is rocked!

The cut above Der Debil's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Debil tries to clinch up.
Debil is still on wobbly legs! Can Dong finish him?
Dong will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Debil seems to have recovered his senses.
Debil tries to clinch but Dong moves away
and Dong counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Debil on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Dong connects with a jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Debil is defended easily by Dong.
Dong misses with a two punch combination.
Dong looks to land a combination. Debil sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Dong ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Dong digs a good body shot into Debil's ribs.
Dong misses with a two punch combination.
Dong ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Dong tests Debil's chin there with a solid looking shot.

Der Debil's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Dong throws a combination. Debil tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Debil shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Dong lands a two punch combo.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Der Debil's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Ding Dong!
Der Debil spoke after the fight, saying 'i did what i can, i have lost this fight but i will learn more and be a better fighter in the future!'.