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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Ace Centura (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jesus Dude (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Centura comes to the cage accompanied by Digital Summer - Just Run. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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165 lbs
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164 lbs
3 - 3 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Insanely flexible |
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Great elbows
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ace Centura!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jesus Dude!
The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, John Roberts and Alyssa Summers.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Centura moves into the clinch successfully.
Dude pushes Centura back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Dude scores with a shoulder strike.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Dude.
Dude will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Centura up against the cage.
Dude lands with a right to the head.
Centura taking a breather.
Centura's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Centura takes an elbow to the forehead.
Dude lands a hook that snaps the head of Centura backwards.
A shot in the inside from Dude.
Dude lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Centura is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dude scores with a nice hook to the head.
Oh Centura is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Dude creates some distance for himselfand unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Centura's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Centura drops to his knees and Dude pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jesus Dude!
Jesus Dude is the new lightweight champion!
Post fight, Jesus Dude took to the microphone: 'You were just an experiement anyway.'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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