PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fred Palowakski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Goodnight Irene (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Palowakski might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Burning Down the House. Goodnight Irene acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

Palowakski
vs
Irene

193 cm
44
140 lbs
21 - 31 - 0

187 cm
28
283 lbs
32 - 15 - 0

Good wrestling
Good kicks
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 31 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fred Palowakski!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 32 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Goodnight Irene!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Gwen Towbar and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Palowakski misses with a wild body shot.
Palowakski slips a jab and a cross from Irene.
A swing and a miss from Palowakski.
Palowakski lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.

It looks like Goodnight Irene has been cut.
Palowakski is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Palowakski really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Palowakski tries to close the distance and clinch but Irene swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Irene misses with a low kick.
Palowakski darts in trying to clinch
and Irene counters with a hugh head kick that removes Palowakski from consiousness! A brutal head kick knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Goodnight Irene!
Goodnight Irene bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.