PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Kaptajn Large (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ultimate Chaos (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chaos has chosen http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z78q_yvMYuQ as his entrance music. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Large
vs
Chaos

185 cm
20
190 lbs
3 - 11 - 0

182 cm
29
200 lbs
11 - 16 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Good chin

Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 11 - 0, fighting out of London, Kaptajn Large!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 16 - 0, fighting out of London, Ultimate Chaos!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Phil Schofield and William Gold.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Large throws a head kick that misses
and Chaos counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Chaos showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Large.
Large misses with a body punch

and Chaos counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Chaos drops an elbow to the side of Large's head.
Chaos thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Large's head.
Large tries to kick Chaos off but Chaos keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Chaos content to control rather than advance.

Chaos is working for a submission here. He's got hold of the far side arm and he's looking for a kimura. He's cranking on the arm and he's got it! Large is tapping out! Ouch, that looked like it hurt!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Ultimate Chaos!
A very excited looking Ultimate Chaos rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.